when you have never once read the news

Incredible new details about Tracy Morgan's shark tank in this article www.vulture.com/article/sher...

is he sundowning

Bothers me when people discuss Left movements in the U.S. w/out underscoring the GENERATIONS of repression, surveillance, violence directed at movements. The "Left" is so disorganized is used as a joke but I hardly ever see those same people saying 'THE LEFT WAS TARGETED & DISORGANIZED by the STATE'

all of the top results for this image are embedded in @emmaberquist.bsky.social’s post lol

Disney

it’s reassuring to know that no matter the year, some things never change

Every day feels like this now

where my Texans at

oh god it’s homecoming and the kids are all wearing the most insane mums and light up cowboy hats

easiest grift in the world to start a dem think tank. you get millions of dollars to say things like "fracking is good" and "you can say slurs now, but only the ones for gays"

What we're living through is the result of 100 years of treating conservatism like it was anything better than fascism biding its time.

republicans: we are going to arrest, try, and execute everyone to our left democrats: we are looking at bipartisan solutions to keep the government open

my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"

it's happening

rip to the hottest red-haired man to ever live, this is a huge loss for our community

living in America is kind of like having a panic attack that lasts for 75 years

WATCHING ALIENS AS A KID: This movie rules but do they really think a corporation will be that powerful in the future? WATCHING ALIEN: EARTH NOW: That's exactly how it's gonna go down

are we still on this? just pretend he was a democrat killed in his own home and let's move on already

every american teen from 1990 to the mid 2000s: i just came up with the best idea. i'm going to wear a DARE shirt... ironically

if bluesky is going to arbitrarily ban trans people and leftists at the bidding of fascists, then there's no point being here. we might as well go back to twitter

so when there’s absolutely no proof it’s “the killer is pushing trans ideology” and when there’s ample real evidence it’s “we have no idea why he did this??”

this has emotionally derailed my morning

she did it

ok now I'm convinced this was definitely fash on fash violence

counterpoint: these exact same losers say the exact same thing every time anybody talks back or puts a girl in a video game or whatever so i don't think the liberal urge to performatively flinch at the canned backlash is a useful reflex in 2025

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia

Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/

maybe for a change something good could happen. just a thought

curb episode where larry gets dragged to a birthday party for a guy he doesn't know and decides to write something funny in the guestbook. cut to present day, larry's at home watching the evening news: "comedian larry david wrote 'happy birthday, i know your little secret' in jeffrey epstein's book"

my nephew drew a portrait of me…like looking in a mirror

that’s our boy!

spent $300 to find out my dog gave herself a tummy ache from stress

actual lol

I’ll believe it when I get the check

skin looking like a sausage casing straining to hold its shape

I hate living in the Dumb Future. We don’t get a cool dystopia, we have to go to work and our AIs tell people to eat glue and kill themselves

this man is a workaholic and I am here for it

the precedent has been set. get the rotten fruit

primary everyone, let god sort them out

"dark academia" do you mean middle school

all right I'm all in on the big boy

The US Open is back

RIOT! RIOT! RIOT!

rise and shine!!!

this is a great bar bathroom