really enjoyed predator badlands, I’m such a sucker for a found family

Masquerade! Pedophiles on parade

They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok

The Paper for Pedophiles👇

pedophilia is the president's worst issue

i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”

at this point easier to list the members of our ruling class who AREN’T pedophiles

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Americans might not understand it, but in many cultures it’s considered bad or even immoral to be a child rapist

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer

cowards gonna coward

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Welcome to Texas. Just saw a woman with enormous lips wearing a shirt that said Ban Assault Vaccines.

It’s Friday…time to watch one episode of 1998 law and order and fall asleep before 8 pm

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

I let my niece watch nightmare on elm street 3: dream warriors and she didn’t get the “it’s prime time bitch” joke because kids don’t know what prime time tv is

can’t tell which feels better, seeing the good guy win or seeing the bad guy lose

he wrote in Joe Bailey didn’t he

gracefully transitioning to my dog stroller era

I’m going to need someone to step up and make a compilation of the best Mamdani freak outs so I can peruse them and feel something

On this beautiful morning in Astoria, I cast my ballot for our city and our future. I hope you will too.

when someone is complaining about the "far left" you can usually sub in "the boogeyman" and the argument sounds exactly as serious

For years, we’ve been quietly working on Cabernet SauvignJohn. Made from the finest Napa Valley grapes with notes of vanilla, plush tannins, and the essence of a TV host who needed something named after him. We’ll be donating $50k of sales to food banks in California! Visit cabernetsauvignjohn.com!

it's all a bit much

these are actually just my real glasses

getting bit by one of these and becoming Apewoman, a woman with the strength of a very sick monkey

sure Cuomo killed a bunch of grandmas and sexually harassed multiple women, but Mamdani took his wife out to dinner and called his cousin his aunt so

CA is a solidly blue state. He's not doing this to win votes, he's doing it because he's an honest to god bigot

god I hate waking up

ok I finished Devil in Disguise and it actually did a really good job on focusing on the victims and their families, which was refreshing. Thought it was an interesting choice to not even have Gacy in the final episode

every good part is canceled out by something terrible. Amazing ghosts, dog shit plot. Tony Shalhoub, but also Shannon Elizabeth

Pedophile Destroys Historic Landmark

Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad

it’s so important to find a good tattoo artist

they’re looking info about the paintings and you are complaining on social media about people being on their phones

every true crime doc: for decades the police tripped over their own dicks and tried to pin the murders on random people and then suddenly someone called and told them exactly what happened

I promise this is very funny if you’re a huge dork

love that people are pretending that “politician not having a Nazi tattoo” is somehow a bridge too far

I don't enjoy being cynical and I really don't enjoy when cynicism turns out to be warranted

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-willem-dafoe/

my brain when shelving a book called Small Animal Husbandry: