Stephen King Played ‘Mambo No. 5’ So Much His Wife ‘Threatened to Divorce’ Him

oh, so I'm cherry-picking data? I don't see the big deal, who doesn't like cherries?

Also, as I hope plenty of Kaleb Horton writing examples have also shown throughout the day...goddamn the man was funny. His Twitter stretch showed that but when he wanted to go longform, my god. Thus:

This video by Justine Underhill is incredibly well researched and lays out a simple fact about how to fix the housing crisis: build more housing youtu.be/rQW4W1_SJmc?...

Why is the most popular form of conservative activism trying to get Starbucks baristas to say stupid shit?

Design city infrastructure that appeals to humans and works with nature.

Imagine marrying Stephen Miller and he makes you sign a contract compelling you to say he's a sexual matador on TV

Just kinda feels like after 30 years of No Gun Control, that maybe Some Gun Control might be worth a try

Cannot be stressed how much drivers actively want to break the law when it comes to cars

Whoever runs the criminal Simpsons account may have gotten themselves into an infinite loop

Texas has so far had the most attempted assaults of ICE offices

Conservatives are angry and ready to unleash The Storm, as long as it doesn't involve a 10-minute walk

I've seen a bunch of apologists for Milei today and the talking point they're going with is that Argentina is failing because of the party NOT in power

Can't believe another end times prophecy failed to manifest. Bet next time will do it, tho

Heard today is Rapture day

Rodrigo Duterte is accused of being an ‘indirect co-perpetrator’ in the murders of dozens of alleged criminals.

Trump next

Is there anyone not beheaded at a GWAR concert?

you heard the man. It can only good happen

"The government is lying about Tylenol so it can push a cure owned by Dr. Oz" sure seemed like it was the land of conspiracy theories

Does anyone even remember there was a school shooting the day of the Kirk assassination?

I hope Trump appreciates that Jimmy Kimmel is more popular than him

Honoring Charlie Kirk by not remembering anything he said or did

How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me

I noticed you seemed so angry about something, so I asked ChatGPT what you're feeling and basically you need to stop gaslighting me

BARACK: Michelle, my wife, this article on Yahoo dot com really lines up with my views MICHELLE: you should post it, Obama

Hell fucking yes dude, this is worse than Phillip K. Dick shit

if anyone knows de-escalation it's the guy whose name keeps popping up in mass shooter manifestos

Y’all 😭

this is a daily occurrence for cars but let's go ahead and regulate ebikes

Don't like that Charlie Kirk gets memorials but saying "Stop killing children" puts you on a terrorist watch list

That guy in the photo is just standing there, doesn't show him killing Charlie Kirk at all. I'm skeptical

Trump admin took out Kirk to get Epstein news off the front page

I'm not gonna sit here and put up with the bullshit lies that cover for the last ten years of violence by Republicans

Republicans should enunciate, in detail, the accomplishments of Charlie Kirk and the things he did for other people

What a crazy time to have filled the FBI with nothing but incompetent toadies

saw this in the thomas pynchon subreddit lol

Building new housing won't fix the housing crisis. Instead we need to go after corporate owners and free up the less than 5% of housing they own

Hearing reports that Weird Al played Albuquerque yesterday but did not play "Albuquerque"

here’s a version where the POV is blacked out whenever the driver takes their eyes off the road

I hope Trump's staffers show the respect for the office that they're capable of mustering by attempting to Weekend at Bernie's Trump after he bites it

Reporters should ask trump's lackeys if they're tired of taking orders from a senile old fool and don't they think they'd be better in charge?

Something doesn't sit right to me about a city call "Murphysboro" Should be illegal for a town to have that name