Anyway, I bought an e bike a few months ago from upway.co and it was half the price of new and in great condition

so sick of these texts but at least they're getting more honest

They're calling it "Dumb Dune," folks

Boston makes you pay for a yearly residents parking sticker which corresponds to the neighborhood you live in. Big fan of this. You are not entitled to free storage of your personal property on public property. Pay up.

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target. We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

US is spending billions a day on war and we're getting beat by a country spending less than an F-150 per drone

you want to see a murder

I make a distinction between pullups and chin ups even though they both involve pulling your chin up to the bar

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Hegseth drove himself this morning, I see

The troubles

This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

(interrupting small child singing) Yeah, i know what a teapot looks like, thanks

One of the worst developments in history is that I have to see this man's name constantly.

The NY Times is legit sympathetic to the terrorists who tried to bomb Mamdani

Take me down to the Panama City Where a tunnel collapse Will drown fifty

leland palmer in the black lodge

I’ve been singing this all day

Will the oil traders notice that the war isn't gonna end anytime soon or are they gonna keep listening to President Lies?

I want to play the new Resident Evil but have to wait until it's not $70 😢

oh so Trump really did just lie about the war being over to try and fix gas prices wonder how long that'll work out

In addition to his petty cruelty, Trump is just really cheap

Sure, ending car-dependency provides environmental and financial freedom to people, but also it reduces the amount of businesses offering "lube jobs"

The article about this is terrible. It has more sympathy for the perpetrators than the victims.

The problem with rich people representing us is that they're freed from the material worries the rest of us have so they only worry about taxes. People making less than $75,000 aren't suffering an undue tax burden, they suffer because housing, transportation and healthcare are expensive

I want to see a survey where they ask people how they feel about the economy and also ask whether they use online gambling

Been learning about ancient Rome lately and all this real history is way more interesting than the mythical Rome of fascist idiots

Add one word to a film to ruin it Sovereign Citizen Kane

They should create a Pokemon that is a petty criminal

conservatives were asked to make a temporary sacrifice to protect their neighbors a few years ago and they all flipped out and want to kill everyone as a result

I often wonder if war hawks can't imagine what their life would be like if weapons and rain down on their neighborhoods And now I know, they physically can't imagine it. Hell, some probably wish their neighborhood were being bombed

happy international women’s day

If Carmen Sandiego is capable of stealing the Taj Mahal I feel like that's on the authorities more than Carmen

If i have to "subscribe to read" I guess I'll just keep being ignorant

Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century. Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something. Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities. Riker: Yes, sir.

one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism

i don't care about any arguments against this. right now the sum total of my political advocacy is: crush the Republicans and make them pay. i don't care what comes after because until we do that nothing better is possible.

Christianity needs to be banned

Remember a couple of years back when Charlie Kirk was killed?

Oh my god the only thing missing is jingling keys and him laughing and clapping like an infant

38% of airline passengers vote to open plane door midflight because that bitch stewardess said not to

It's easy to tell that the LLMs aren't conscious because they both do not do anything unprompted and the have zero questions about the user

I've got to be honest, my friends, I have to work this morning but it is hard to understand how to go about normal life when my home country is rampaging out of control like a drunken abuser

damn, if the Childcrusher 5000 GTX pickup truck owners can’t afford gas, how are they going to be able to tote their massive loads of a single loaf of bread and a canned Starbucks latte