Went from "That's a nice looking edition of Dune" to "oh god no" in less than a second

NEW data I've received: Just 5% of people detained by ICE since October 1 have had violent criminal convictions, 3/4 had no criminal convictions at all. Most "criminals" had immigration, traffic, and vice offenses. Not the "worst of the worst"...

When conservatives say they only oppose "illegal immigration", it's a feint. They don't believe any immigration is legal

There's no more banal and politically useless statement than people who just haphazardly say, "We're being divided"

I literally borrowed a guitar from my friend in 2001 and taught myself on random sites I found using Google And really, a good portion of music after 2000 is the result of kids pirating FL studio and just messing around with the tracker

Everyone is bored with "Die Hard is a Christmas movie" so now the most obnoxious people you know are moving onto a new subject

I remember when I read V for Vendetta for the first time, I thought the part where it's revealed the Prime Minister is in love with his AI was just too much

more unsettled by the facial hair bsky.app/profile/eric...

"on behalf of Brett Ratner" is a cursed five word phrase

Hegseth seems to be having difficulty demonizing the astronaut whose wife was shot in the face

Goddamnit.

"People only eat turkey once a year" Do people not know that turkey sandwiches are available everywhere?

Still convinced that the media was so angry about the withdrawal from Afghanistan that they worked to scuttle Biden so they could get into power the guy who drew up the withdrawal plan

The children yearn for Alan Dershowitz

No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts

Everyone who told me America doesn't go to war over oil in 2003 owes me an apology. I accept it in the form of seppuku

The "anti-vaccine" movement is and always has been a eugenist movement that wants to make it legal for someone to kill their autistic kid

Duffy wants us in suits so that when the plane crashes we're already dressed to be buried

The thing about "soldiers can disobey illegal orders" is that I don't think people who signed up to kill so they can go to college give a shit

Musk laughing at the thought of his AI doing a "vulgar roast" of someone has the same energy as Mr Burns laughing about crippling an Irishman

Mandela effect is the logical culmination of conspiracy theory brain, you would rather construct an entire fictional parallel universe than admit you misremembered something.

Bouie's Rogue One gambit was a daring move to distract everyone from seeing that he said Solo should be higher in the list

Housing crisis is not just about single family homes. There are not enough rental apartments, duplexes, townhomes, etc, to satisfy demand, either

the goat-est edit ever made if we're being real. barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.

I think all elections are special and it's wrong to single out some and exclude others

the thing about James Carville is I can't think of a single notable thing he's done in nearly 30 years, so I don't know why anyone should take his advice

Every sci-fi author predicted the AI apocalypse would be a sentient robot deciding to nuke humanity, and not that it would be a bunch of rich people deciding to funnel all the money into a chatbot

looking for someone who can do trepanation on me and is willing to just keep going

Our private memo stating our accounting is not fraud is raising a lot of questions already answered by the memo

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From a philosophical standpoint we've reached the point where any violence against Republicans is just self-defense

most Scottish man of all time? youtu.be/cZk2jV5gJbM?...

Kaleb Horton was an incredible writer with each new piece appointment reading, but I personally was so inspired by his photography. I had an album of his photos saved on my phone that I’d use as inspiration when writing myself. I needed him to put out that book.

if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself

"if you don't like living in a society that coordinates efforts to ensure better outcomes for all" I would like living in that society for once, instead of the "95% busts their asses off so 5% can live in luxury" we got

I'm sorry the poverty line is not over $100k please have some critical skepticism

People can pontificate on whatever they think but the reason a lot of Americans hate the idea of public transit is they don't want the poor to be mobile

Republicans shouldn't get to retire from their positions they should be locked in the stocks for the rest of their lives

I feel like there's a bunch of guilt stricken 50-year-olds who can't handle that the biggest Trump cohorts were Gen X and Boomers and are trying to throw Gen Z under the bus

A house blew up in my neighborhood last night

You're doing a Jigsaw puzzle?? Like the victims in Saw??

put your frozen turkey in whatever pot you want. it's yours. you own it. these government safety thugs want to control every aspect of our lives with fear and intimidation. well guess what. it's normal for houses to burn down. happens all the time. ooooh i'm soo scared of regular stuff. yeah right

Got a mysterious message in the mail beckoning me back to silent hill. Hell yeah, time for a vacation

Miss Norway < Miss Galapagos, that's the final word

Do Texans not know they can change lanes before getting next to someone's bumper or what