interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case

A solution for this hantavirus problem: if you go on a cruise, you may never return to land. The ocean is your home now

National media will be surprised when it happens, but not me! So I'm calling it now: When Trump dies his body will begin secreting a viscous, black goo

To date there's only been one sci-fi series to even tackle what would happen if there were whalers on the moon

Game about NPCs unionizing against the player character

My theory for why the Washington Post opinion YouTube channel has so little engagement is that ordinary people don't want to hear the opinions of people who work for the Washington Post

Teens work. Teens drive. Teens pay taxes. So why can’t they vote? Lowering the voting age to 16 could help build lifelong civic participation—and give young people a say in the policies shaping their future.

"vibecession"

I’ll ask once here as I am one week from my move date. I am making extra money in a few ways: selling a lot of things, built a website, ghost writing some blogs, door dash! A small amount from friends goes a long way for moving supplies and the extra expenses moving brings. gofund.me/3ebc10c21

I imagine that revoking the gas tax wild just result in gas companies going "Ok, cool" and then not lowering the prices but just pocketing the difference

maybe the definitive millennial song is the friends we made along the way

(Bene Gesserit voice) yes I would like fries with that

The definitive millennial song is clearly legend_of_zelda_System_of_a_down(1).mp3

Something to think about when people say that transit has to pay for itself and bike infrastructure is not a good investment because "cyclists don't pay taxes" or something.

Reading The Stranger for Mother's Day

Know the Rules! Believing a Jewish Space Laser started the wildfires in Hawaii is nowhere near as antisemitic as being named Hasan

Double standards, much? An entire day for mothers but still no day honoring dead beat dads

I don't think we should have Marjorie Taylor Greene or Liz Cheney in the tent.

A 15 conversation with most conservatives should disabuse anyone of the notion that they have any thoughts at all

"Disable your adblocker to browse our site" Why don't you go to hell, instead

We can’t afford to take any chances. It’s time to sink the hantavirus ship, and all other cruise ships. No survivors.

I just want to publicly clarify that MY giant gold statue of Trump is a graven idol, intended for blasphemous worship

Bad news for the religious faithful! The rapture began today but unfortunately the Mother Mary got stuck in a tree and the whole thing had to be cancelled

Chillin like a villain, you say? Doubtful, villains are hardly known for their "chill"

Happy John Brown’s Birthday to all who celebrate.

managed to leave my house rather than be a hermit today

This is why we need to be aggressive in taking people's licenses and vehicles away

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

The Devil Wears JNCOs

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

The gold, 22-foot Donald Trump statue definitely isn’t a false idol. You can tell because Trump’s pastor friend said of the new statue at his Doral golf course, “Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf.”

Hello, sorry I couldn't pick up the phone right now but the federal government continually allows all communication lines to be choked with junk and spam so I no longer pickup unknown numbers

The extremely rare catcopus.

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high top sneakers, and incredibly foul mouth."

You're worried about the hantavirus, I'm more worried about the haunter virus

the bluesky Purge of all the best posters has now reached its conclusion. if you are still able to see this, i have terrible news for you

I think the solution to the Republicans is narrowing to one choice and a lot of people feel uncomfortable when you talk about what it is

Butlerian Jihad now Butlerian Jihad tomorrow Butlerian Jihad forever

rich people always be like, "No no don't use society's wealth on yourselves, let me have it all"

Time to start a file titled "Murder is Legal With a Car" where I put every news story I come across of someone killing someone with a car and getting little or no punishment

Seven Mandalorians For Seven Grogus

He broke his word

Meta keeps threatening to pull out of New Mexico and everyone in the state is just, "Do it, you cowards"

It it amazing how drivers think "I didn't see you!" is exculpatory when in fact it is the opposite

I'm taking a stand and committing to voting for Dr Victor von Doom for president in 2028 Vote Doom no matter Doom