oh thank god I can go back to hating Pink Floyd again

Democrats are afraid the DSA is gonna do Stalinist purges and the Republicans are just concerned they'll give free stuff

Catching some sports sky posts and I gotta say, I don't know why he's there but I do hope Lionel Richie wins the world cup

I'm glad she's finally putting that silly music stuff behind her and dedication her love to raising her husband into a man

"Mamdani recommends setting your AC to 78, that's communism" In Texas, the private power companies are legally able to remotely override thermostat settings to drive up temperatures so that all available power can go to crypto mines

One story about an adult in a car who gets so angry at a child on an ebike they attempt to murder the child with their car seems like one too many, but having read like 3 or 4 this year already seems like a sure sign we live in a nation of psychopaths

In America, you cannot afford rent or healthcare but you can eat alone in your car

David Lynch died because he got an offer to direct America

Can't believe Mamdani suggested people set their AC to about 2 degrees above room temperature. It's like the mayor's office is just blasting antisemitism

Every time Carville pops up my immediate response is, "Why did you ask his opinion?"

Every time I reflect on whether robots can take all the jobs, I think on my robot vacuum that can't steal the job of vacuuming the house even though I bought it to do that

Really hate the framing of responding to some politician by talking about other people will react. These people are masking their own reaction behind a false facade of being concerned about how others might react. Just be honest

So are you saying you'll choose Nazi?

I know that feeling, Bart man

Okay, X-Men 97, I was not expecting to see the little mutant girl from Marvels

Maybe the Earth has just run out of materials for us to make tech and media with and going forward there will be no new tech or media. It was all finite, and part of it was spent on Pauly Shore movies

As a leading Democrat I just emphasize how concerned I am about DSA candidates winning. Winning isn't something we want for the Democratic party brand

Good news, we've secured a deal to build some new mix used housing and office development in the Backrooms!

The Right understands it is war.

Wait, was the American State Fair this week? Fuck, I forgot and also do not want to go

Elton John if he was from Arrakis voice: 🎵Bene(bene), Bene(bene), Bene(bene), Bene Gesserrrrrrittttt🎵

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

Robert Eggers has a contract out to kill anyone who mispronounces Werwulf. And no, it's not the way you're thinking

that painting looks like the loading screen for a chevy dealership simulator

Some AI dork: “Well, actually, golf courses use more water than data centres.” Yes. Those can go, too. Thanks.

My students are always learning my six sacred techniques then trying to use them against me in battle. Obviously I'm going to use the secret seventh technique to defeat them. Every day with this.

The thing about modern gigantic cars is that the size is all show. An average minivan from the 90s has more storage capacity than modern vehicles, and did so in a smaller frame

If you murder a string of Supreme Court justices and then appeal your conviction back up to the Supreme Court, all the remaining judges must recuse themselves with conflicts of interest. You are automatically freed; the perfect crime. No law school is brave enough to admit this.

I don't get delivery robots They don't seem like they have a speed or routing advantage over human delivery, and the bots themselves have got to have a huge maintenance expense. Like, am I supposed to believe this is a better delivery option than just making delivery by bike safe?

I do not think ANY of the decisions of this court are legitimate no matter whether some lawyers like how they ruled or not. It's the fruit of a poisonous tree. Gotta uproot the whole thing.

Based on what I'm hearing it sounds like Supergirl was an exercise in making all bad choices when adapting a book. Remember, a good adaptation should undermine both the original source material and the adaptation all at the same time

We can't have people biking and walking in this country. They might disturb someone more important, like a driver who lives 20 miles away

Hard to explain but I find the term "Islamist" to be kind of racist, especially since there are no similar terms like Christianist or Judaist. Only Islam gets to have a political ideology associated

really one of the great short narrative games, for under $5.

The Hordes of Genghis Khan, the armies of Hannibal, the legions of Rome, 15 Centrist Democrats These are the forces that make any empire quake

Friend just called, in tears, worried that James Carville is gonna quit the Democratic party. Perhaps the dsa were too rash when they won elections?

sam & max hit the road, print ad, excerpt (1994) archive.org/details/CDRO...

I wish Girl With the Dragon Tattoo had put more of the screen time towards the tattoo

Smashed three car windows already to save dogs from the heat. Haven’t found any yet but I’m not giving up.

Graphic design is my passion.

lmao poor yorick. they got his ass

genuinely why isn't a second seat that lifts up and down just like the regular one but adapts the toilet for usage by a toddler with a small ass standard on all toilets public and private. it's not like children are a limited phenomenon. their presence is not unexpected

"How to tell Matt Taibbi from Matt Yglesias" Listen I'm gonna save you some trouble, I'm just gonna shoot both