this administration skipped the “become very popular” stage of fascism but definitely didn’t skip the “get extremely addicted to amphetamines” stage

will not surprise you at all to hear that Pluribus is insanely good so far and extremely my shit

is it just me or is this a *very* passive aggressive name for a product. You might as well have called it “OK WELL MAYBE I’LL JUST KILL MYSELF THEN”

healthcare executives right now like

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

*TRUMP LOSES TRIAL OVER POWER TO DEPLOY US TROOPS IN PORTLAND

Y'all Pat Bev just learned what happened to Jared from Subway while on a podcast. Ruined that man's day. www.instagram.com/reel/DQuCfZF...

when establishment democrats talk about Zohran being an ‘existential threat’ to their party this is what they’re defending

they say that “no child is born racist” — but you gotta admit how funny that would be

the theory that the GOP is closing down the government and destroying everything solely just to punt on the release of the Epstein files is at once both insane tinfoil hat lib wishcasting and also definitely 100% exactly what’s happening here right?

liberals on here will post anything. "chuck schumer has done good things." no he hasn't. that isn't true.

Trump pardoning Darryl Strawberry

dawg you’re the dude from tv. You don’t hear the Pine-Sol lady complaining about not meeting the mayor

this administration is jam packed with ten-year-old boys banging their action figures together angrily while a child psychiatrist looks on and writes the word “GAY?” down on a yellow notepad and then underlines it

I dunno man maybe if you’re a sitting Supreme Court justice you don’t get to complain about being a victim of society

"We are a Nazi-defending defamation outlet that labels phrases like 'Respect Existence or Expect Resistance' as antisemitic hate crimes, and we intend to do that with every word uttered by the Muslim mayor."

if an elected Democrat can’t make hay of “the president is taking swift legal action to make sure you starve to death” then they don’t really deserve to be elected democrats anymore huh

America yearns for the Black Dice-era of national politics

Broadview is a concentration camp and the people who devised this as a system and the goons implementing it deserve to be hanged. It needs to be said.

it feels fairly telling that the DOJ is being weaponized against Tish James for owning a 2nd house or whatever but the bipartisan consensus is that this obvious case of rampant insider trading is fine actually

people always bring up the “JFK blown away” line but the actual funniest lyric from We Didn’t Start The Fire is “AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz”

however creepy you think the Eric Adams Ziwe interview is going to be it’s 1000x worse

this is maybe the one thing that everyone in America would be able to tell you is objectively false

it doesn’t get any clearer that america’s betrothal to fossil fuels is about letting energy companies pick our pockets to prop up their obsolete industry

it’s probably recency bias but the end of Weapons had me rolling

a truly great performance RIP

that J6 guy pissed on her computer for the exact wrong reason

I think this says less about the technology and more about the current state of human intelligence

nancy pelosi clearing six figures on polymarket from successfully betting that nancy pelosi will not seek reelection

while we’re talking “torment nexus”

Israel’s Endless Ceasefire Violations Continue Unabated www.splinter.com/israels-endl...

an easy memory device: if Ross tells you to do something — do not Douthat

any Democrat who isn’t cheering Mamdani’s blowout from the roofs right now is a snake and dangerous to any resistance movement against the active fascist era (which they are largely responsible for creating in the first place!)

we deserve a Senator who sees themselves as a guardian of New York

Jamaal Bowman King Unc

the show is fine I guess but the single worst thing about Parks and Rec is that through Ron Swanson they laundered the idea that libertarians are people with actual principles and not just republicans who are somehow even bigger creeps

Lmao these fucking losers

ICE agents are doing the impossible; making regular cops seem useful and relatable by comparison

Ian MacShane’s character is the only one who calls John Wick “Jonathan” — presumably because he’s the only one who knows that John Wick is Jewish

the victory wine is flowing

Zohran already toppled one guy named Curtis who has been shot a thousand times and goddammit he can do it again