Just got email to ask if I’m still interested in the group therapy I got on the waitlist for LAST JULY! Honey, I forgot y’all existed. I’m not a client of the practice anymore! My insurance has changed! And on principle I’m not interested because an 11 month waitlist is criminal

So my former best friend and I share an ex from when we were 18 (it’s kind of how we met) and he was a huge misogynistic piece of shit and now he’s dead and that friend doesn’t talk to me anymore and I am losing my mind

The horrible realization that my first cousin once removed who is a busy mom of two in Chicago just got an instagram follow request from me, a person with an embarrassing handle I came up with when I was 20 and no last name attached to my account 🤦🏼‍♀️

I first watched True Blood (or at least the first three seasons) in college, so rewatching it now in my 30s is a trip! Sam Merlotte should be locked up! Alcide actually sucks! Bill Compton is the number one most boring guy in the world! Tara was a bad friend a lot of the time!

Sunset tomorrow is at 9:00 pm 🥹 I love life

@yehoak.bsky.social they finally added TYPO to the emoji kitchen mashup database. this is a huge day

It ran out of paper. Can’t make this shit up

Pulling up to the airport and I’m about to have a breakdown because I just remembered I have to use the bag drop machine. It’s humiliating. Something always goes wrong! “Oops, looks like you got the one that’s not printing tags today!” Ahhhhh

Adam is going to be sick over this

(Context: I am at work) Don’t answer the phone and then act like I am inconveniencing you! I didn’t make you pick up the phone! I will leave a voicemail if you let me, and then you’ll know why I called!

We are trying to deter them from coming into the yard. So far items from the cat’s litterbox seem to be working! A giant dog moseying around does nothing but boy do they hate the thought of a cat

I must be carrying the epigenetic aftereffects of subsistence hunting because I will be sitting on my couch and spot a rat in my peripheral vision, through my sliding glass door at the back of my yard, in the shadows of the cherry laurels

I'm always so confused about the thought that the medical establishment only wants to give you drugs. Every time I go to the doctor they want me to cure myself by talking a walk and eating a piece of fruit.

Two things in response to this: 1. The number of times I have been told that exercising was going to fix me is astounding. Not just help me but essentially cure me. That was not the case at all. 2. There are so many studies on TMS! How do I know? I send them to patients bc my job is TMS

Just started cracking the fuck up alone in my room because I remembered the time my cousin’s husband offered up Danny DeVito as an example of an unattractive man (we were playing a weird board game) and I almost lunged across the table at him. Poor guy! I just love Danny a lot

Gender envy

Update on this: my cousin had her baby and they are both doing well!!!

Lesbian Visibility Week was last week but I would have wished it to MYSELF, a lesbian who came out as bisexual like 45 times lmao

Satin pants and an open button-up with rolled sleeves so it looked I was about to go unload canvases at an art gallery (and also my cousin is pregnant—this is the only fit pic I got)

Me at JFK with fresh mozzarella they thought was an explosive 🤦🏼‍♀️

75 on Easter?? What the hell am I supposed to wear?! I don’t even remember what that feels like, and I certainly don’t have nice clothes ready for that weather

Oh nooooo my great-great grandfather was involved with Mano Nera and was put to death by drowning. I thought this whole time he had beef with the mob but no, he was part of the first ever organized crime ring in the United States. Didn’t work out well!

Saw a photo of my great-grandmother on her wedding day for the first time ever today. She was 16. I cried.

Hahaha I’m so angry

People at the brewery did not know what to compliment first: my new heart-shaped glasses or my “Bass Pro Abortion” shirt

It’s actually so fucked up that I would deign to have an eating disorder when my ancestors starved?? Like, I am descended from people who faced starvation not that long ago and my brain decided that restriction is good, actually

Scaring the shit out of people by saying I went to church today. I went to Unitarian Universalist service! Nothing scary!

Just paid $50 for a generic prescription that could be as low as $4 if I were doing self-pay for the name brand with the manufacturer’s copay card 🤡 I am going to lose it!

No wonder I can’t remember what I did last summer—I was in therapy three times per week!

Had ten pieces of unagi for dinner because I’m that bitch (and I really need to go grocery shopping)

Was hanging out with my good friend/ex-boyfriend/guitarist/writing partner last night and you would not believe how quickly the Grateful Dead was catching strays. Every time we hang out, this man has to hate on a jam band, and it brings me such joy

An old ass Italian man at the convenience store last night thought I was 21 and I think that’s beautiful (I am 33)

chicks rock

Accidentally said something was “butt from an ass” during my nail appointment so feel free to use that

My team now has pay parity because of me hehe (it only cost the company $23k)

I have used the mouthguard successfully for two nights!

It’s ok because tomorrow is Pitt Thursday

I am so scared of nuclear warfare that I have to go buy a nighttime mouthguard

i love not gambling

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

Had like a record-setting bad day. So bad I had to cancel on my dad and Christine made me go to TJ Maxx

Wow I can’t believe that I—as a person with chronic headaches who hardly drinks—have a massive headache from drinking half a bottle of wine and some ciders at my own birthday party last night. Insanity! Who could have seen this coming??

Just sent a handwritten playlist of references to my main writing partner. Ooooh baby we might actually be starting a band

A big ass Jenny Holzer-style piece that says “GENDER-BASED VIOLENCE EXISTS ON A SPECTRUM AND ONCE YOU SEE IT, YOU CANNOT UNSEE IT”

Christine thought Niecey Nash was married to Mookie Betts and I have not stopped laughing about it

Seasons 1 & 2 of Mr. In-Between: this show rules. I love television Season 3, episode 1 of Mr. In-Between: I don’t remember the last time I cried this much. Why do I watch TV? I am miserable now

I have a dentist appointment next week! I am so scared! But I am doing it!

I have two guitarists and a bassist but there are only three drummers in Portland and they’re all busy

I accidentally let my phone update to iOS 26 whatever the fuck and jeeeez all the apps are so huge and ugly now. Even the clock on my lock screen feels giant?

I am sad about some stuff at work today (I think one of my patients is losing their Medicaid coverage) so please allow me to complain about something inane: Why do I even have the Shopify app? I keep getting push notifications about a shipping label being created, not the package actually shipping!