hawk tuah the polls

suck it losers

Boots Riley has been trying to tell ppl this for a minute.

@michaeldeforge.bsky.social i'm finally reading Birds of Maine and every page is a fucking delight. awesome work

pulling out a buzzball out of my suit pocket and dabbing a little behind my ears like this while my date is in the bathroom

you, tired and cringe: the obama library is an abomination and a monument to neoliberalism me, incredibly hot and well rested: that mf looks like a place the rebels would’ve hung out a year or two before blowing up the death star. let’s go look at it

sometimes i check in on the discourse hours after it peaked and honestly im impressed that the giant leaps being made today are takes so hot they could boil enough water in reactor to power a mid size city for a week if not a few days

you're a political scientist? hey nice. what politics did you cook up in the lab today? do you need eye wear or other ppe for it? do you gotta check a msds before engaging with communism?

when people reply to my posts

People freaking out about tokens like

while you were touching grass i was crashing out online. while you were having fun i was misery posting. while you were at the gym i was picking fights with checkmarks. and now that you want to plan a beach trip with all your friends you come to me for help?

Bringing back "get a life" Much more existentially cutting than "touch grass"

posting isn’t praxis lol lmao

half the reason i barely post anymore is that people love to get so mad online that it always makes me realize there are better uses of my time than seeing something i disagree with posted on the internet. life is more than posting and being mad for hours about something you saw on your phone

labelers fuckin’ rock

* uses a ouji board to summon a demon who can only scold and superficially read situations * "oh wow nice apartment did you know that there are people who need roommates to survive in this economy and you just have one to be quirky? ewww gross. " "is that a patreon? wow. privileged much????"

SJÄMSÅRA

who up getting hoisted by they own petard

watching people get so mad at a post they make multiple threads about it including one where they talk about how they’re planning to delete their account the next day bluesky has the juice

several times a day i close by laptop or put down my phone really mad that being online isn’t fun anymore and i hate going to the same few sites over and over because it’s all anyone uses then i pick up my phone ten minutes later and repeat the cycle

wanna feel old? they’re playing bloghaus at brunch spots. also an omelette is 20$.

A24 Austin Powers movie

GET his ass joyce … get his ASS

the cool thing about reading bookchin is that mf moved to the woods but still believed in the power of community in dense areas and cities, that being together with strangers is better than isolation and creating a mythical other to worry about. things can be cooler than they are. defend utopia.

“city’s are cool and conservatives are cowards about ‘em” – Murray Bookchin

please never allow the following features on bluesky: 1. edit button 2. pictures in group chats 3. poseurs

she in bluesky group chats showing feet!!!

...the drummer from Jerkwater?

there too many hot takes on bsky today. i think we all need to log off and go on a walk or something

nice framing of the issue you got there. would be a shame if someone were to accept it uncritically out of cowardice

whooooole lot of people being absolutely online this week about defending main character energy when it happens irl bc some dude got clowned on at a show. grow up and realize some scenes aren't for you

The Kool-Aid Man of Finland.

if you’re not a reply guy for your friends are you even a friend? get in those mentions for your buds

having a great day so i’m gonna fire off a rare hot take and then log off for several hours: the only anti-revisionism that makes sense is thinking revisionism didn’t go far enough

i think it’s good that normies are connecting antifascism to history but i really wish no one taught them the phrase tankie

bookchin stays winning

it's called an MFA

I just heard another ringing endorsement for tinnitus

honestly shocked i have never been on a podcast by this point in my life but i also have never pierced my ears so

great news! A24 has green lit my pitch for an adaption of groverhaus

(gravely rfk voice) young adults want to go to the theatre to watch Backrooms when they should be hitting back walls to fix this decline in birth rates

NEW INVENTION ALLOWS HUMANS TO LIVE FOREVER

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

“i’ve been shadow banned” - weak, denying agency, defeatist, annoying, dollar menu mindset, no wonder you’re single “cowards are scared to repost because my posts are too good” - powerful, claiming agency, reality, strong, the costco hot dog of mindsets, the truth

every time we have to use a shitty app like Teams we need to shout “Microsoft killed skype for this??” and then also extend that to Apple’s weather app and say “they killed Dark Sky for this??”

It’s shocking to me that Teams has managed to cement itself as a product like every other job uses. With every other Microsoft product I’m like “yeah I get it that makes sense” but Teams sucks and is less than ten years old.

homer simpson absolutely voted for reagan twice and for hw bush. he probably voted for perot in 92 but marge absolutely voted for hw bush and then dole

entirely convinced that the death of the computer room is why no one knows what beige is anymore