It's Sinfrastructure Week.

The first treats from the '26 garden season.

Catfisherman.

"Wee! Wee! Wee!" all the way home.

Schlitz: gone, but not forgotten.

Dig Dug opened my eyes to the world of body inflation.

What a grump.

Yes, I mean to tell you.

You know what will stink up your laundry? A dead rabbit in the dryer vent duct.

Sexy worm.

Not what I was after, but now I am curious, Autocomplete.

I finished watching "Casino" (1995) today. That certainly was a long motion picture.

I am fairly confident that my sister got this for Christmas as a flocked blacklight poster where you had to color it yourself using included markers. Those existed, didn't they? Or is it a false memory?

The guy with the letter board marquee in the window really knocked it out of the park today.

Finished watching "Tusk" today. That was really something.

It won't be and he wouldn't have.

Hey! I just watched this. In addition to abandoning consensus reality, have we given up on words having an agreed upon meaning? The word "comedy," for example.

One, two, three, four; I declare thumb war! This and more at: ko-fi.com/platypusranch

Magical Alpaca Friend.

I don't understand what I have done to make Facebook's algorithm put these in my feed back-to-back.

Cat Balloons!

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This isn't going to end well.

In the way that happy-go-lucky old men whistle while shopping, I want to learn how to do that Mongolian overtone throat singing and really shake things up at the grocery store.

It's because they can't see where they are going and are thus more likely to bump into stuff.

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily; life is but a dream.

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

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I am very excited by the rumors of Endless Shrimp™ returning to Red Lobster.

Carrot, Onion, and Celery unite! Through the power of friendship, they create a base flavor for a wide variety of dishes. This and more at: ko-fi.com/platypusranch

As above, so below! The concept of duality, in convenient sticker form. This and more at: ko-fi.com/platypusranch

Deviled Egg season is upon us! (It's always deviled egg season). This and more at: ko-fi.com/platypusranch

I finally got around to starting "Shin Godzilla" (2016). I'll finish it up tomorrow. Boy, those first few evolutions look real fuckin' goofy.

That really gimbals my engines.

I'm trying to decide if I should finally start using sunscreen this summer or go all-in and try to look like a boat guy.

I really enjoyed season 3 of Primal. Fantastic stuff.

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For the taco heads.

Vroom! This and more at the link below.

One for the cryptozoology enthusiasts.

Wahoo!

That Gumby you like is going to come back in style

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Local chain restaurants are great.

Egghead.