I am very excited by the rumors of Endless Shrimp™ returning to Red Lobster.

Carrot, Onion, and Celery unite! Through the power of friendship, they create a base flavor for a wide variety of dishes. This and more at: ko-fi.com/platypusranch

As above, so below! The concept of duality, in convenient sticker form. This and more at: ko-fi.com/platypusranch

Deviled Egg season is upon us! (It's always deviled egg season). This and more at: ko-fi.com/platypusranch

I finally got around to starting "Shin Godzilla" (2016). I'll finish it up tomorrow. Boy, those first few evolutions look real fuckin' goofy.

That really gimbals my engines.

I'm trying to decide if I should finally start using sunscreen this summer or go all-in and try to look like a boat guy.

I really enjoyed season 3 of Primal. Fantastic stuff.

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Fancy footwear! This and more at: ko-fi.com/platypusranch

Nope. This and more at: ko-fi.com/platypusranch

For the pickled cucumber aficionados. This and more at: ko-fi.com/platypusranch

For the taco heads.

Vroom! This and more at the link below.

One for the cryptozoology enthusiasts.

Wahoo!

That Gumby you like is going to come back in style

For parties, luncheons, or afternoon tea. This and more at ko-fi.com/platypusranc...

Local chain restaurants are great.

Egghead.

Oh, to live the life of an Italian plumber! This and more in the shop below:

No Pain, No Gain! Apply it to a surface within eyeshot where you need motivation or inspiration. $3!

The three types of witch, now in sticker form, for the low, low price of $3 (with free shipping within these United States of America)!

Kumite!

Love Minnection. I'm giving that one to PBD for free.

in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

Happy Presidents' Day. I hope you all go buy a nice mattress, piece of new or used furniture, or an appliance at the lowest price of the year with no money down and no interest for 36 months.

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The self-identified "Window of Truth" has weighed in on a football game and its halftime show.

How useless do social media sites become as a source of entertainment when you're following 19.9K, 71K, 116.5K, or 251.6K accounts? These are the numbers from the last four accounts to follow me. It seems like a miserable and ineffective way to gain an audience.

got my congealed curry license

Well, well. If it isn't the

Do you ever wonder about something from your past, do a search, do some tangential searches, click a link or two, and wind up confronted with an image like this?

Hey! STICKERS. Right now, it's the seven Roller Skating Foods, but more will be added. Feel free to pass it around, especially if you know anyone in to that kind of thing.

This stack of OK Soda stamps was recently unearthed in my home. OK Soda was discontinued in 1995.

I'm making physical things now. Tweaking some things and making sure the quality is not dogshit first. It's got me all worked up.

not sleeping tonight, just wriggling around instead. getting in a full 8 hours of squirmin

Every time I carve out the time to watch a movie that I've heard nothing good about, I end up thinking, "it was fine." Sometimes, "I actually liked it." I finally got around to watching Borderlands (2024). What a fuckin' stinker. Absolutely abysmal.

I am hearing that on his deathbed Scott Adams received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Well, it looks like my Teepublic Account got nuked. Weird.

It's Tuesday, so you should go buy a t-shirt (or a sticker, magnet, or something else)! New for this week, the Eager Beaver.

The window marquee sign crank officially sucks.

I'm shooting to add a design every week this year. T-Shirt Tuesday begins (or stickers, magnets, hats, etc.)!

Scored this little glass bull today. \m/

There's an old crank in my neighborhood with a large marquee sign in his window. Today's message: SOCIALISM = THE GOSPEL OF MISERY!

365/365. This exercise has concluded.