BEHOLD! A zucchini.

Set a course for adventure.

Autoerotic asphyxiation claims another congressional giant.

My search for a career as an intelligent designer continues to be fruitless.

One of my favorite things about gardening is growing fucked up carrots.

SpongeBOB.

Neither of my local motion picture houses were screening it, so I had to travel 25 miles to view Jackass: Best and Last.

An old drawing from a dated reference: the Jerseyshorus.

Metal Slug.

I got interrupted walking my dog by either a bigot or a paid petition signature collector (one or the other) a couple of days ago. A different one showed up at my door today. They want to amend the state constitution to "keep girls sports for girls."

Casually dropping hints to my sons.

Nomnomnom.

The Australian centaur.

Fungal infection.

Awhile back, I was noodling around with alternative centaur-style configurations.

The Kool-Aid Man of Finland.

Banana hammock.

He don't drive too fast.

Gardenposting: it's peatime.

Mushroom hunters.

Nobody with a good car needs to be justified.

Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend!

Ribbit.

♫ And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free! ♫

It may.

It's Sinfrastructure Week.

The first treats from the '26 garden season.

Catfisherman.

"Wee! Wee! Wee!" all the way home.

Schlitz: gone, but not forgotten.

Dig Dug opened my eyes to the world of body inflation.

What a grump.

Yes, I mean to tell you.

You know what will stink up your laundry? A dead rabbit in the dryer vent duct.

Sexy worm.

Not what I was after, but now I am curious, Autocomplete.

I finished watching "Casino" (1995) today. That certainly was a long motion picture.

I am fairly confident that my sister got this for Christmas as a flocked blacklight poster where you had to color it yourself using included markers. Those existed, didn't they? Or is it a false memory?

The guy with the letter board marquee in the window really knocked it out of the park today.

Finished watching "Tusk" today. That was really something.

It won't be and he wouldn't have.

Hey! I just watched this. In addition to abandoning consensus reality, have we given up on words having an agreed upon meaning? The word "comedy," for example.

One, two, three, four; I declare thumb war! This and more at: ko-fi.com/platypusranch

Magical Alpaca Friend.

I don't understand what I have done to make Facebook's algorithm put these in my feed back-to-back.

Cat Balloons!

That's why they look that way sometimes. This and more at: ko-fi.com/platypusranch

This isn't going to end well.