Love Minnection. I'm giving that one to PBD for free.

in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

Happy Presidents' Day. I hope you all go buy a nice mattress, piece of new or used furniture, or an appliance at the lowest price of the year with no money down and no interest for 36 months.

Hey! More stickers! All available at: ko-fi.com/platypusranch

The self-identified "Window of Truth" has weighed in on a football game and its halftime show.

How useless do social media sites become as a source of entertainment when you're following 19.9K, 71K, 116.5K, or 251.6K accounts? These are the numbers from the last four accounts to follow me. It seems like a miserable and ineffective way to gain an audience.

got my congealed curry license

Well, well. If it isn't the

Do you ever wonder about something from your past, do a search, do some tangential searches, click a link or two, and wind up confronted with an image like this?

Hey! STICKERS. Right now, it's the seven Roller Skating Foods, but more will be added. Feel free to pass it around, especially if you know anyone in to that kind of thing.

This stack of OK Soda stamps was recently unearthed in my home. OK Soda was discontinued in 1995.

I'm making physical things now. Tweaking some things and making sure the quality is not dogshit first. It's got me all worked up.

not sleeping tonight, just wriggling around instead. getting in a full 8 hours of squirmin

Every time I carve out the time to watch a movie that I've heard nothing good about, I end up thinking, "it was fine." Sometimes, "I actually liked it." I finally got around to watching Borderlands (2024). What a fuckin' stinker. Absolutely abysmal.

I am hearing that on his deathbed Scott Adams received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Well, it looks like my Teepublic Account got nuked. Weird.

It's Tuesday, so you should go buy a t-shirt (or a sticker, magnet, or something else)! New for this week, the Eager Beaver.

The window marquee sign crank officially sucks.

I'm shooting to add a design every week this year. T-Shirt Tuesday begins (or stickers, magnets, hats, etc.)!

Scored this little glass bull today. \m/

There's an old crank in my neighborhood with a large marquee sign in his window. Today's message: SOCIALISM = THE GOSPEL OF MISERY!

365/365. This exercise has concluded.

364/365. The Sofrito Boys.

363/365. He's a distant cousin.

The amount of detritus my navel collects in a single day is beyond reason.

362/365. The Space Cowboy: Cosmic Gunslinger.

361/365. Stingrays.

360/365.

359/365. Merry Christmas from the Holiday Weiner.

358/365. Another petroglyph guy.

357/365.

356/365. BMW Isetta 300. Beep beep!

355/365.

fuck you and may the horse you rode in on live a long and beautiful life away from the corrupting influence of man

354/365. The Aviator.

Anyone need to discreetly soothe their vulva?

I just heard my son say "9-11" with the "67" cadence.

353/365. Alma mater.

352/365.

351/365.

350/365.

349/365.

I don't go out much, but I ended up going to a community theater production yesterday. At the intermission, the Mrs. and I both agreed that it was painful. In retrospect, I think I really liked it, and mostly because the people involved seemed to be having such a good time.

Kool Aid Man: why is it so cold in here? Kool Aid Ma'am (his wife): DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE GIANT GODDAM HOLE IN THE WALL?? Kool Aid Man: *shamefully* Oh yeah.

348/365. ♫ ...the way I danced with you, oh! ♫

I need to move much closer to the equator. This horseshit is going to be the death of me.

347/365.

346/365. He'd like to come and meet us, but he thinks he'd blow our minds.