Christopher Horn
@platypusranch.bsky.social
π€ 250
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Avid doodler. Soldier of Misfortune.
https://hornography.art
I am very excited by the rumors of Endless Shrimpβ’ returning to Red Lobster.
about 11 hours ago
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Carrot, Onion, and Celery unite! Through the power of friendship, they create a base flavor for a wide variety of dishes. This and more at:
ko-fi.com/platypusranch
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Mirepoix Buddies Sticker - Christopher Horn's Ko-fi Shop
Carrot, Onion, and Celery unite! Through the power of friendship, they create a base flavor for a wide variety of dishes. 3.5" x 3.27" laminated viny...
https://ko-fi.com/s/24ff8030a8
2 days ago
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As above, so below! The concept of duality, in convenient sticker form. This and more at:
ko-fi.com/platypusranch
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Baaaphomet Sticker - Christopher Horn's Ko-fi Shop
As above, so below! A fluffy sheep filling in for the Sabbatic Goat. 3.5" x 3.23" laminated vinyl sticker.
https://ko-fi.com/s/16929084ef
3 days ago
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Deviled Egg season is upon us! (It's always deviled egg season). This and more at:
ko-fi.com/platypusranch
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Deviled Eggula Sticker - Christopher Horn's Ko-fi Shop
A devil figure throwing "the horns" while driving a deviled egg hotrod. 3.25" x 3.17" laminated vinyl sticker.
https://ko-fi.com/s/257c608204
4 days ago
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I finally got around to starting "Shin Godzilla" (2016). I'll finish it up tomorrow. Boy, those first few evolutions look real fuckin' goofy.
4 days ago
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That really gimbals my engines.
5 days ago
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I'm trying to decide if I should finally start using sunscreen this summer or go all-in and try to look like a boat guy.
6 days ago
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I really enjoyed season 3 of Primal. Fantastic stuff.
14 days ago
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This and more at:
ko-fi.com/platypusranch
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Mean Mugging Sticker - Christopher Horn's Ko-fi Shop
An anthropomorphic coffee cup with a menacing expression. 2.54" x 3"
https://ko-fi.com/s/345549db21
14 days ago
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Fancy footwear! This and more at:
ko-fi.com/platypusranch
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Croc Wearing Feets Sticker - Christopher Horn's Ko-fi Shop
An open-mouthed, upright crocodile wearing athletic socks and human feet shoes. 3.2" x 3.5"
https://ko-fi.com/s/06a43a08ba
19 days ago
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Nope. This and more at:
ko-fi.com/platypusranch
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Nope Sticker - Christopher Horn's Ko-fi Shop
An organic mass of flesh spelling out NOPE. 4.25" x 2.56"
https://ko-fi.com/s/467559951f
20 days ago
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For the pickled cucumber aficionados. This and more at:
ko-fi.com/platypusranch
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Pickle Enthusiast Sticker - Christopher Horn's Ko-fi Shop
A raccoon wearing a pickle costume and green sneakers holding a jar of pickles in one hand and a large pickle in the other. 3.25" x 2.23"
https://ko-fi.com/s/6de1649634
21 days ago
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For the taco heads.
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Taco Truck Sticker - Christopher Horn's Ko-fi Shop
An excited tacohead driving an El Camino. 3.75" x 3.26"
https://ko-fi.com/s/3640a3b01d
23 days ago
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Vroom! This and more at the link below.
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Braincar Sticker - Christopher Horn's Ko-fi Shop
A happy worm driving a braincar. 3" x 2.98"
https://ko-fi.com/s/0d02b91bf3
24 days ago
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One for the cryptozoology enthusiasts.
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Sassquatch Sticker - Christopher Horn's Ko-fi Shop
A bipedal, ape-like cryptid with very large feet and robust buttcheeks looking over its shoulder and smiling. 3.75" x 3.03"
https://ko-fi.com/s/b644c4b10b
25 days ago
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Wahoo!
27 days ago
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reposted by
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Rhys πΌ
29 days ago
That Gumby you like is going to come back in style
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For parties, luncheons, or afternoon tea. This and more at
ko-fi.com/platypusranc...
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Finger Sandwich Sticker - Christopher Horn's Ko-fi Shop
A sandwich with lettuce, tomato, cheese, and a bunch of fingers. 3" x 2.8"
https://ko-fi.com/s/0fef8bc1d7
about 1 month ago
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Local chain restaurants are great.
about 1 month ago
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Egghead.
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Egghead Sticker - Christopher Horn's Ko-fi Shop
A dorky fellow with a fried egg for a head holding a clipboard and explaining something. 2.51" x 3.75"
https://ko-fi.com/s/df1f24f3e7
about 1 month ago
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Oh, to live the life of an Italian plumber! This and more in the shop below:
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Video Game Kid with Mushroom Eyes Sticker - Christopher Horn's Ko-fi Shop
A boy entranced with the video game he is playing. 2.35" x 3
https://ko-fi.com/s/f132122828
about 1 month ago
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No Pain, No Gain! Apply it to a surface within eyeshot where you need motivation or inspiration. $3!
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No Pain No Gain Sticker - Christopher Horn's Ko-fi Shop
A jelly-filled donut working through the agony of a free weight overhead press. 3.5" x 3.49"
https://ko-fi.com/s/7798fa2cb2
about 1 month ago
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The three types of witch, now in sticker form, for the low, low price of $3 (with free shipping within these United States of America)!
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good. bad. sand. Sticker - Christopher Horn's Ko-fi Shop
Are you a good witch, a bad witch, or a sandwich? 4.125" x 3.077"
https://ko-fi.com/s/3a4eeba742
about 1 month ago
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Kumite!
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JCVD Banana Split Sticker - Christopher Horn's Ko-fi Shop
A banana preparing for the Kumite by meditating while doing the splits across two wicker chairs. 3.99" x 3.75"
https://ko-fi.com/s/4edbc32b26
about 1 month ago
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Love Minnection. I'm giving that one to PBD for free.
about 2 months ago
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reposted by
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Jennifer π
about 2 months ago
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
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Happy Presidents' Day. I hope you all go buy a nice mattress, piece of new or used furniture, or an appliance at the lowest price of the year with no money down and no interest for 36 months.
about 2 months ago
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Hey! More stickers! All available at:
ko-fi.com/platypusranch
about 2 months ago
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The self-identified "Window of Truth" has weighed in on a football game and its halftime show.
about 2 months ago
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How useless do social media sites become as a source of entertainment when you're following 19.9K, 71K, 116.5K, or 251.6K accounts? These are the numbers from the last four accounts to follow me. It seems like a miserable and ineffective way to gain an audience.
about 2 months ago
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chris hutson
about 2 months ago
got my congealed curry license
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Well, well. If it isn't the
2 months ago
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Do you ever wonder about something from your past, do a search, do some tangential searches, click a link or two, and wind up confronted with an image like this?
2 months ago
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Hey! STICKERS. Right now, it's the seven Roller Skating Foods, but more will be added. Feel free to pass it around, especially if you know anyone in to that kind of thing.
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Visit Christopher Horn's Shop!
I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
https://ko-fi.com/platypusranch/shop
2 months ago
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This stack of OK Soda stamps was recently unearthed in my home. OK Soda was discontinued in 1995.
2 months ago
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I'm making physical things now. Tweaking some things and making sure the quality is not dogshit first. It's got me all worked up.
3 months ago
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rusalka
4 months ago
not sleeping tonight, just wriggling around instead. getting in a full 8 hours of squirmin
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Every time I carve out the time to watch a movie that I've heard nothing good about, I end up thinking, "it was fine." Sometimes, "I actually liked it." I finally got around to watching Borderlands (2024). What a fuckin' stinker. Absolutely abysmal.
3 months ago
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acabylon bee
3 months ago
I am hearing that on his deathbed Scott Adams received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
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Well, it looks like my Teepublic Account got nuked. Weird.
3 months ago
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It's Tuesday, so you should go buy a t-shirt (or a sticker, magnet, or something else)! New for this week, the Eager Beaver.
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Eager Beaver by platypusranch
With a can-do attitude, this beaver is ready for anything the day has in store!
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/86334299-eager-beaver
3 months ago
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The window marquee sign crank officially sucks.
3 months ago
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I'm shooting to add a design every week this year. T-Shirt Tuesday begins (or stickers, magnets, hats, etc.)!
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Danziggy by platypusranch
Glenn X Tom Wilson.
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/86011147-danziggy
3 months ago
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Scored this little glass bull today. \m/
3 months ago
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There's an old crank in my neighborhood with a large marquee sign in his window. Today's message: SOCIALISM = THE GOSPEL OF MISERY!
3 months ago
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reposted by
Christopher Horn
Aaron Burch
3 months ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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365/365. This exercise has concluded.
3 months ago
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