I sold a bottle of ok wine to Monica Potter.

Newspaper editors want to be rockstars and now that nobody trusts their political instincts, they defend pedophiles and do lots of coke their wish has come true

Dissociating FBI agent with a green "part"ner

This is your captain speaking, were currently experiencing turbulence from falling surveillance state satellites. Fortunately passenger net worth has been deemed too high to be an acceptable loss. An Anduril missile will be intercepting the Starlink satellite.

Silicon Valley is full of Sheldon J. Planktons. Lil dweebs with a computer wife enviously misunderstanding the success of past industry, coasting on some "i went to college" ass faux intelligence tip selling garbage to people expecting to succeed

“You are not entitled to a response from us, or anyone, ever,” is what a US Education Department spokesperson wrote to one of our reporters, @megomatz.bsky.social, after she repeatedly tried to get comment from the department and its officials. My column on the condemnation of good journalism.

This has been on my mind for a while, how often people depict themselves in their art as wearing a hoodie and pants, specifically in neutral tone. Its omnipresent and feels depressing as hell

Unclehistamines

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

La Femme du Raciste... *blows huge cloud of cig smoke* ... est morte

Tbh I think laziness is A Thing but a lot of whats described as lazy isn't. Retail worker on their phone on a slow day? Not lazy. CEO scrolling reels or whatever instead of sending emails? Thats lazy. Is it also adhd or whatever succumbing to positive feedback loops? Id say so.

again chicagoans need to grow a set and stand up for themselves. deep dish is the superior pizza, you don’t have to do this cowardly whimpering “oh actually we like thin crust that’s cut into squares for no damned reason” thing. this is why the rancid packers have been clowning you for 30 years

A significant amount of safety research has existed for decades on Human Machine Interfaces proving exactly this. It's exhausting to watch money and effort wasted in a tech hype cycle to constantly undo and redo what we already know in safety engineering.

I think "ban construction" is just getting around the actual problem: our inability (and active, malicious refusal) to meaningfully enforce environmental law to stop *bad* construction. We passed the Clean Air Act to stop things like the current Memphis pollution from happening,

I think the only one of these i have is for video games. Does an Atlus made satirical pokemon-like with multiple mini-games and a unique infra-red gacha mechanic using remote controls sound like a fun time? AND its based on a manga by a gonzo fetish artist? Well here's a game for you

Bridgette Bardot, the actress?

The US invented the solar panel & wind turbine, notes @billmckibben.bsky.social: "We could have owned these technologies, & instead we’ve just ceded them to our theoretical main rival... I don’t think there’s been an act of national self-sabotage quite like this." www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Theres a particular raw spark in the work of horrible alcoholic men with short art careers, sometimes you get Layla, sometimes you get The Great Gatsby, and sometimes you get Fletcher Hanks. To combine the two most accurate descriptions of his work: terrible magic jellybean of raw id

c'mon motherfuckers. take that same tech that makes anime ladies in your credit card phone games bounce their ass and boobs like a puck on an air hockey table whenever they breathe and put it to use making a new Earnest Evans

Ive got this great new term for video podcasts thats gonna sweep the nation! I call it... talkshows.

You've got about 4 guesses as to which perfect 90s album im gonna post, and all 4 are correct

Annoying Sleep Token fans by responding "you mean the blackface guy?" When they bring it up

Elbaph is an all time arc already, the new chapter was heartbreaking

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

The DOGE-triggered brain drain has destroyed government science, endangered research, and left America fading to black.

Surprise preview for Superman/Spider-Man

One of the police union issues in San Antonio was that police were having their alimony and legal fees for divorce subsidized by the city so that they "wouldn't get penalized just because they got a divorce" (as a spouse would be entitled to some portion) which was just totally absurd lol

I dont know what the fuck this cunt even is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and thats all that matters

KUNGFU.BMF

Grimace worthy holiday activities, playing the New Board Game for the first time

One of the greatest NBA players was drafted during a friggin Taco Bell commercial and he still making joaks abt it. #Legend

'bUt hAMaS'

If you need me, ill be in my crime-detecting laboratory on my private star

Normal man by day, gummy right wing influencer by the light of the full moon... the WereCharliekirk

A lot of cope from fans of bad music seems to be "well they're not denying theyre good musicians" i am. I am calling them bad musicians. There are plenty of technically proficient players that are bad musicians. Theyre different values, not opposites.

Yet another firm argument that Absolute Martian Manhunter is a vital part of this particular psychedelic post-modern canon, along with Mumbo Jumbo, Gravity's Rainbow, Earthbound, The Chair Company, The Vince Staples Show & co. Quickly becoming my favorite stripe of american art ever

Ska punk cover of Skating by Vince Guaraldi

Plato argued in the Republic that the 'tyrant,' or someone with unlimited wealth and power, would live the worst possible life because his soul would be devoured by lawless, unlimited desires that could never be sated. I think we've gotten confirmation of this from more cases than Trump lately

incredibly how quickly after the perry expedition that they invented weebs

i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun

Comic books rule

The Quietus of Love

Merry Christmas! If you'd like to spend 45 minutes celebrating video game history with me, we're about to debut The Untold Story of the Nintendo Entertainment System. I worked on his ALL YEAR, and I genuinely think it will reshape how we all think about the system. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJvp...

The reception to Superman and the Kryptonite Spectrum shows people really hate when the profound and whimsical collide. Which sucks because comics are perfect for that. I liked what the book did even if it didnt come together like some people apparently hoped

The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect