Dispensary called Burning Joint USA (instead of Turning Point)

Just learned the Blair Witch Project was filmed like a mile from where I live. We don't talk enough about suburbanization's effect on indigenous forces of ancient evil.

Midwest emo intro

My country 'tis of thee

I guess when I, and most of the people reading this, die, we'll fade pretty fast from public consciousness and I think I, and most of the people reading this, would prefer to be remembered for some positive, intensely valued contribution, and not so quickly forgotten. (1/2)

LOOK CLOSER, LENNY!

Imagine getting Charlie Kirk day off on like a Tuesday and then going back to work for 9/11

Charlie Skirk and his sacrifice produced red mana (lol if this one gets me the firing squad honestly)

"My Lord, they're committing unthinkable atrocities again!" Doran Martell:

I made a sauce that would be great on this (see my previous post)

In these dark and uncertain times, I bring you a recipe for unbridled joy

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

Looks like CBS has another South Park episode to take down, darn.

I need the government to put all Charlie Kirk memes in one place so I can scroll through them. You know, so I know which ones are illegal.

Great shirt, great cause youtube.com/shorts/WkqIy...

I believe all of Kinane's specials are on Spotify and YouTube. One of the best to ever do it, a Louis C.K. for our time, without the whatnot.

Just hurtling towards the "only affordable proteins will be bugs and tofu" future Ted Cruz warned us about.

Are they the groypers of the One Piece world?

Frederick, MD and some Simpsons clouds from the top of a ferris wheel

I'm frequently saying this

korean reporting is nightmarish on the conditions Korean workers were contained in

Just saw a dude with an orange Roshi dojo tank top and really low pants held up by chains that said "Broken Promises." Needless to say, beautiful SO beside him.

Israel-Evangelical feedback loop

Going to the Frederick, MD fair with my older kids today. I'm wearing my donut shirt for serenity. Namaste.

Plans for Saturday night? Yeah, I got some hot ones.

Charlie Kirk: A number of gun deaths is acceptable. (experiences gun death) Right Wing Commentariat: Anyone not on board with our brand of Christian authoritarianism needs to die. (Turns out Kirk was killed for not being on board with shooter's brand of Christian authoritarianism.)

Yep, just another brain-poisoned poster doing it for the LOLs. www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...

In personal news, I've done no drugs since posting about getting sober but I've binge-eaten at night about 4 out of 5 days since saying I was going on a diet.

Reverse Oliver Anthony is cringe in a beautiful way open.spotify.com/track/248suN...

ah fuck I'm about to enter an area with lore

thoughts this morning

(Checking out the sub reddits) Hmm, guess comedy is illegal now!

The RW American grift about to be supplanted by a more ancient, primal grift.

Gonna honor Kirk's memory by suggesting this is all a conspiracy. The administration clearly engineered his assassination for casus belli purposes. We're through the looking glass here, people.

Trump selling commemorative neck armor in 3... 2...

Jorah Mormont, ADWD:

Karn is incredible. Who else could take a lifeless artifact and turn it into a creature with power and toughness equal to its mana value?

Sometimes I take a break from pasta then when it's pasta time again, I sing You Were Always On My Mind to it while it's boiling.

This court is less supreme than anything that has ever held that title before. From Kai to Crunch Wrap, nothing has so lacked in supremeness.

Is it too much to ask for this to happen to me?

(Taking my cat to the vet) Yeah, my kids are really stressing MY CAT out, can you prescribe anything, idunnoketamineorsomething, something that will make MY CAT less stressed about my loud children as well as current events? Please, have a heart, help MY CAT, make it through another week.