Get our ass, Herman

Lighter side- Family movie night. Empire Strikes Back. We got to the part where Luke slays Vader in the LSD tree, Vader is revered to be Luke. 4-year old: "I've figured it out!" I hold my breath: how insightful is my brilliant darling boy? 4-year old: "Darth Vader is a real person in a costume!"

Is this anything

Imagine trying to place a football bet with a walkie talkie. "I'll take the under, over."

CAKE voice:

GRRM and Robert Caro should swap series. Let George take a crack at writing about the LBJ Vietnam years and let Caro write about Westeros reacting to the Dragon Queen.

Bluesky is all on the same page that GTA is kinda mid, right?

Why is 40K lore so widely-k. nown? What piece of media made it popular? A game? A book? Is everyone up painting minis all nigh?

If they try to take everything from us

Moevember 2025 Day 7: Hip-Moe-potamus #Simpsons #TheSimpsons #moevember

I'm writing choruses to mountain music I'll probably never record, but I'm digging this one Take that Israeli money, send it to Appalachia Where it can do some good for goodness sake And if the Israelis want it the can come on over I'd like to hear the music jews and hillbillies make

I feel weird. I don’t have a word for this sensation.

Credit where due, this is an all-timer

Can the bridge officially be called the Tappan Zee again please?

You get to strip 98% of a person's assets away, put them in stocks, and let the masses whip rotten vegetables at them. Now, Musk seems like the windmill slam pick. But

Dashing phone-first at my wife with this tweet pulled up

Who is wise? One who learns from all people. Who is a fool? One who is content with their own limited understanding of the world. (Pirkei Avot, Ethics of our Fathers)

Dick Cheney the Christian Bale character?

as long as this admin is doing a Dick Cheney speedrun...

roll for initiative

the place where he stood was so treacherous and oozy

let's see what's popular with friends

good to know when she'll be standing right in front of me, speaking words of wisdom

My last chance to use this

I was lifting and watching anime last night and Mrs. S came down and we got to talking about all the movies we want to show the kids. We ended up arguing about whether James Bond is good, I said it's mid, she said "you just don't get camp," and I unpaused JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Got her.

Sunday recap, hit a model train expo (go to one of those and tell me autism is a new phenomenon) and finished a New Hope for family movie night (still pulls 'em in.) Kind of forgot about stuff for a while and it was very nice.

This has been making me laugh out loud for the last 24 hours every time I think about it.

Butterfingers are top-tier, they should've gotten a mascot or something to spread awareness.

I was driving around down south and listened to some of the local gospel stations. I heard a testimonial from a woman who moved from her hometown, converted to Hinduism, then had to move back, and got yelled at until she switched back. That was the whole inspirational story. Some good tunes tho

Happy Halloween! May the dehumanization of us all result in misery and frustration for the dehumanizers.

Since 2021 I’ve celebrated MOEVEMBER, a Moe-nth in which we explore Springfield’s favourite bartender in a variety of ways! For four years in a row we’ve enjoyed a bunch of stupid puns and illustrations together! No idea why I’m bringing it up now!

Boy, lately life sure has been quite the

a cigarette away from being the coolest kid of all time

I sank my life savings into a thesaurus and now I’m impecunious.

Just watched Little Mermaid for family movie night and boy is that movie horny. But my favorite detail was angsty Prince Eric moping and playing his recorder. That dude definitely played Neutral Milk Hotel recorder covers to his bored mermaid wife. That's their happily ever after.

What you're gonna wanna do is hit that whale with a harpoon, 'cause if you miss, it's second down and you got nothing but but an angry whale.