*COUGH* youtu.be/ZcDXYYPhdAs?...

Instagram is scraping your art for their AI shit and I’m just about ready to go scorched earth. Profile> 3 lines > sharing & reuse > disable allowance etc. I have a good following and I’ve connected to a lot of artists there but goddamn I’m so beyond sick of this stealing enshittification machine

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes this morning. He said ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE. USE THEM TOGETHER. USE THEM IN PEACE.

It was a fuck up with enormous, national consequences. Not only did the Democratic Party declare itself Nazi-agnostic, but it may *actually* end up losing us the Senate, the very thing supporters insisted any criticism of Platner would do. This is a major league fuck up, and was 100% avoidable.

darn, I wanted to make that. David Lowery tho, hell yeah!

Mitch McConnell cannot be found but the new, mysterious Racer M has been seen trailing the Mach 5

my first thought when I saw Wes Anderson walk by: was that Wes Anderson (it was) my second thought: who tf else could that possibly be

Mitch McConnell cannot be found but the new, mysterious Racer M has been seen trailing the Mach 5

Mitch McConnell arriving to the next session of Congress.

‘I told you so’ - dismissive, smug, makes you sound like a dick even when you’re right ‘The fuck did you expect’ - focused, introspective, keeps the onus on the dumbass who did it

The story here is not this stupid movie – which will never get made and never come out – but how the Tilly Norwood people keep getting these credulous articles placed in national news sources despite zero demonstration of any success or demand for this.

"any warm body that's not a Republican" was not a challenge, guys

What horror movie image haunts you?

Sebulba

futurism.com/future-socie... lol

i can’t stop laughing at this

does July 4th have a Krampus

"Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro as a commuter looks on, during the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C., U.S., July 4, 2026. REUTERS/Cheney Orr"

you kill *one* Pope and suddenly you're an expert

new metaphor just dropped

*cough* youtu.be/ZcDXYYPhdAs?...

A beautiful day at the National Mall, enjoying every minute here at the Great American State Fair

i SAID...

Schrödinger's Senator from Kentucky

The stage is falling apart at the rehearsal for Freedom 250's July 4th celebration.

"they absolutely would have, though"

There are two, and they share the same key image

5-4 for what it explicitly says in the constitution is incredible. They were this close to undoing the civil war entirely. bsky.app/profile/mjsd...

A beautiful day at the National Mall, enjoying every minute here at the Great American State Fair

Robert Eggers:

five minutes into Bǣl & Chill and he gives you this look

And I think this from @peterbeinart.bsky.social is important context, without undermining the point: open.substack.com/pub/peterbei...

I have to remind everyone that are are 30 million CHRISTIAN Zionists in the US ALONE. And there are only ~16 million Jews IN THE ENTIRE WORLD and many of us aren’t Zionists. And those 30 million CHRISTIANS make Zionism a core tenet of their faith. This information needs to be household knowledge

I got personal and fiery in my latest newsletter piece about Disclosure Day. I discuss why I loved the film, my own sensitive nature, having hope for humanity, the troubling misreadings of the film, and why cynicism is not wisdom. angelicabastien.substack.com/p/disclosure...

At 100, there's no question that Mel Brooks is foundational. His films and comedy have quite literally shaped pop culture. Just as important, I feel, was his work producing films for artists like Lynch and Cronenberg. Championing those with visions different than his own to the benefit of us all.

Mars Attacks! has only gotten funnier in the last 30 years

They should make a Tinder-esque app but for nearby animals you can pet

watching Steve-O suffer serious genital trauma one last time

you've Cus'd your last Leviti

can't imagine what about this would make girls feel that comics aren't for them