City of Sickos

City of Sickos

Holy crap I did not expect a follow from @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social for this. It actually makes the three hours of carving time and hand cramps worth it!

Does my heart proud ...

Who's going to (hallow)-WEEN today's kids off tomorrows dole? @theonion.com

Trick? Or ... Treat! linktr.ee/stankelly

From last night, as far as I can remember ...

Turn down that infernal rap band and open up your wallet for the Kelly Collection. https://store.theonion.com/products/cartoon-sickos-premium-t-shirt?variant=40648597045317

TONIGHT!

Finally! I’ve broken through the glass ceiling for old, white men hoping to work in animation. Be sure to tune in. As I tell all my lovers, this might just be the best 20 seconds of your life.

October is "Breast Cancer Awareness Month." Brought to you by Big Boobs. @theonion.com

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Breach Party

"Puff Diddy" is being sentenced today. Hasn't he suffered enough already?? @theonion.com

"Class" dismissed. @theonion.com

Thanks but no thongs. @theonion.com theonion.com/throwback-an...

Tortillatraitor. @theonion.com

Chapel HELL. @theonion.com

Yours, MINE, and ... ours.

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Lab Rat

Now you C-D-See it, now you don't. @theonion.com

Reading, Writing ... and Road Restrictions.

Yes ... ha ha ha ... YES!

A Kelly Klassic (TM) from 2007 that remains just as relevant each year ... @theonion.com

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Causing a Führer

Fixed it.

Come to Sickos Country. wardsutton.threadless.com/designs/sick...

Indeed.

Yes ... MAHA-ha ... YES! @theonion.com theonion.com/wax-on-vax-o...

Make your bumper less boring.

Hot off the drawing board:

Sour. @theonion.com

Murder in the Thirst Degree. @theonion.com

Fred Rogers was a rip-off artist who stole all his material from me. @theonion.com

Helps hold bumpers on better than duct tape. www.frogmustardstickers.com/products/sic...

Injustice League. @theonion.com

Slow Poke. @theonion.com

Pro and "Con" ...

NEW! Don't drive your car without one: www.frogmustardstickers.com/collections/...

I've dispatched my no-good assistant to "Comic Con" this year. Keep an eye out for him and please report back if he's shirking his duties to promote me. I've got more pressing matters here at home with my Leisure Activities. God Bless.

$400 million is anything but "gross"; reflecting on how right I was in 2010: @theonion.com

The resolve of the human spirit knows no bounds. @theonion.com

Back when Bil Keane was a REAL cartoonist.

Don't miss the last few of these Sticker Packs left, Sickos! www.printsandtherevolution.art/product/kell...

Size matters. @theonion.com

Five years ago, they de-funded the police. Some wounds never heal. @theonion.com

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Concentration Scamp

Nay, bore. @theonion.com

Failure to Launch. @theonion.com