In 2026 let's bring back the olde-timey puritan trend of hortatory names (first names like Prudence, Praise-God, Sorry-for-sin, etc) but for more modern aspirations. Consider naming your kids:
Feed-not-the-trolls
Like-and-subscribe
Such-Well-Behaved-Many-Virtuous-Wow
Thou-shalt-not-download-a-car
about 1 month ago