At best laughably reductive and at worst head-shakingly inaccurate on more than one count but it made me chuckle and took no more than 10 minutes to edit

note to self: modern reboot of bartleby the scrivener where instead of saying "i would prefer not to" he just responds to people's requests by rickrolling them

Smaug Tools #cowtools #farside #thehobbit #battleof5armies

Is there any higher honour than being called a Sicko by Stan Kelly? If there is I don't wanna know about it.

Americans & Canadians be like Vegemite's terrible, an Aussie tricked me into eating a spoonful of it! No sh*t, that's the wrong way to eat it isn't it! Now if you spread some on a nice hot slice of buttered toast you'll find that that is also terrible. Optimal conditions are vital for valid results.

I've always seen half of Australia as a dog's head but only today did I realise WHICH dog and what the other half resembled. You might say it was a "Woah" moment #australiaisanelaboratehoax #tintin

The Monday Period: Pages 1-4 #garfield #imsorryjon

Yesterday my crack team of undergraduate limerickologists and I discovered the remains of a lost limerick within a Far Side cartoon, so we've reconstructed the full poem. Peer review is hereby invited, as we plan to formally publish our findings on a prestigious bathroom stall door later this year.

Hello again spec evo enthusiasts! Here's a "seed world" scenario where a planet is terraformed for McDonaldland characters to inhabit for a promotional stunt, after which McDonald's abandons the planet for 50 million years. #specevo #seedworld #seedplanet #mcdonalds #grimace #hamburglar #aliens

I hear a lot of people saying that ai makes art accessible.. well I personally think that's bullshit- so I made this to drive my point home. #regalsart #illustration #fuckai #digitalart

Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic (Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes) #simpsons #kelly #steamedhams

What's some cursed knowledge that makes YOU feel old? #wellwellwell #hl3confirmed

And here I was thinking that being advised to use Adobe Express as a substitute for Animate was the height of insulting. Surely we're worthy of better quality gaslighting than this.

Update: Adobe have swerved into damage contr-- I mean "maintenance" mode

Rest assured this won't interrupt continued use of the tool formerly known as Flash. Many of us started out using it illegitimately long before Adobe showed up to enshittify it and we'll keep using it illegitimately after Adobe has dumped it. "1-click animation effects" lmao rip animation industry

More aliens! Lore here: www.deviantart.com/smorgasbored... #specevo #speculativebiology #specbio #xenobiology #alien #alienplanet

Now that's what I call "Red Die Number 2"! Based on a true story. #simpsons

Such a disappointment #coproliteposting #melania

11 years ago I put this as my job description as a silly little absurd joke that no sensible person would take seriously but now there are people out there doing this very thing and calling themselves animators instead of silly little absurd jokes that no sensible person would take seriously #fuckai

This is what Cowvin thinks of your human tools! #cowtools #calvinandhobbes #calvinpeeing

Is it possible that troodon was interested in speculative evolution? MAYBE! See the alt text for airtight reasoning! #specevo #speculativeevolution #paleoart #dinosaur #dinosaurbehaviour

A new #specevo illustration! Need I say more? (If the answer is yes, then see the alt text)

Part of your complete breakfast... if you use your phlegmbrane right. (As usual, click the image for a lore dump in the alt text.) #alienlandscape #specevo #aliens #xenobiology

Here's my first art of 2026: "Alien Skyscape: High noon at Podvine Canyon" Click image for lore dump in the alt text! #specevo #alienplanet #skywhale #speculativeevolution

Alrighty it's time for 2025's #artvsartist meme! This wasn't the only art I made this year, but some of that other art is not yet finished. Stay tuned in 2026!

Hans Moleman Productions presents: #simpsons #robotics

I spent a bit more time on this one, which meant I had more time to think of an elaborate description of the behaviour of crogsquamblers and deathcroissants. As a result it's a bit tl;dr for Bluesky but it's on the Deviantart page! www.deviantart.com/smorgasbored... #specevo #specbio

I spent a bit more time on this one, which meant I had more time to think of an elaborate description of the behaviour of crogsquamblers and deathcroissants. As a result it's a bit tl;dr for Bluesky but it's on the Deviantart page if you're interested: www.deviantart.com/smorgasbored... #specevo

In 2026 let's bring back the olde-timey puritan trend of hortatory names (first names like Prudence, Praise-God, Sorry-for-sin, etc) but for more modern aspirations. Consider naming your kids: Feed-not-the-trolls Like-and-subscribe Such-Well-Behaved-Many-Virtuous-Wow Thou-shalt-not-download-a-car

Here's another #specevo #speedpaint based on the world of @biblaridion.bsky.social's "Alien Biospheres" youtube series. Rather than pick some actual species from a particular time period I just went mostly on vibes and artistic license.

Been drawing some spec evo illustrations for fun lately. The first is an "alien landscape", the second a seascape that may or may not be on Earth, and the third is decidedly Earth from some unspecified time period. Click the pics for more detailed descriptions/lore in the Alt Text #specevo #specbio

Inspired by the videos made by Dankmus, I made my own surreal musical remix of a Simpsons episode - but with a dash of animutation flavour, of course. So sit back, put your brain on cruise control, and have the best spring break ever! www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Aw... #simpsons #remix #springbreak

"Bestselling author" ✋😒 "Bestsmelling author" 😀👍

A spokesperson assured concerned consumers that the product would be back on the shelves once their engineers had ironed out all the kinks.

We're just trying to have a good time, LeoNARCo! Relevant video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ajy... #simpsons #tmnt

[Dramatization: May not have happened]

#simpsons #cheney #saytheline

I don't have a Cow(, man!) Tools meme for Cow Tools Day, but thank you everyone who's following me because of my Cow Tools memes, and extra big thanks to @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social for putting not just my Cow Tools memes but the Cow Tools memes made by EVERYONE in front of such a big audience. 🐮🧰Moo

Far Side 2077 #cowtools #farside #cyberpunk #hightech #futurism #tron

Inside you there are two wolves doing their best to support your skin and organs because your skeleton is outside of you, wearing sunglasses and lots of bling and riding a motorcycle while making a rude gesture with one hand and wielding a pistol with the other and speaking in like 6 different fonts

#simpsons #mrsparkle

#Simpsons #FarSide #Thagomizer #ThagLore #KidPrehistoric

What the heck was that?! #cowtools #simpsons #coldwarmedia #farside

In these uncertain times, appreciate the people you can rely on. #WellWellWell #simpsons #okillydokilly

[canned laughter, wild applause] #simpsons #steamedhams

#simpsons #steamedhams

Even AMAZON can't afford to live in Auckland lmao

lol