Gonna check out the Bob Dylan show tonight. Anyone have any tips for navigating the new Mystic Lake amphitheater?

That little butt wiggle when a cat is getting ready to pounce. Like revving up their little predator engine.

I just saw my first back to school commercial. That’s not even right.

I have zero interest in celebrating July 4th. Anything else people want to celebrate today?

I’m going to bed but you night owls might be in for some fun tonight

While I only have a crappy iPhone XR, we definitely went from nothing happening at 10:45 to that green aurora glow at 11:30

new metaphor just dropped

My milkweed plant from the front vs. my milkweed from the back 😅

Have you annoyed JD Vance today? If not, we gotcha!

I’m sorry, but did anyone else think that this was a Frank Gehry piece?

Officially at two years left to pay off my mortgage, omg

If I had my own band I would name it Night Bunnies. These are the random thoughts I have while dining at a Mexican restaurant by myself

Next time someone says Minneapolis is dangerous, ask if their city has a cat tour that attracts 1000 people started by a dude who doesn’t even have a cat. He convinced people to show him cats and take a walk with him.

Protect the Swamp!

Mudtown Greenway*

If your 80-year-old grandpa was insisting that the reason the backyard pool has algae in it is because terrorists are trying to make him look bad and demanding the police arrest somebody, you'd put him in a senior care facility before the end of the day.

🤔🤔🤔🤔

Can every summer day be like today?

I feel like a thunderstorm enhances any experience

Gonna need Four Seasons Total Landscaping after all.

Hegseth proudly ended the flu vaccine requirement for the military. Following this idiocy, only 40% of new trainees got vaccinated. There’s now a flu outbreak at an AF facility. A new recruit has died, though it is not clear if it was from flu. Now, the flu vaccine is again required there.

I need to upgrade

There are plenty of ways to spend a Sunday evening, but I gotta say that listening to @dessadarling.bsky.social perform while sitting poolside at the Hewing Hotel is highly recommended.

Excellent medical care that this same senator spent his career denying to others.

We’ve fully transitioned to Idiocracy now

fireworks. people celebrating in the streets. cheers of joy for miles around. this is a great preview of when it happens

Brooklyn. 🏀 (via Paul Williams) 💕

Imagine you live in New York City and you’re not that into sports and you have to walk your dog now.

It is Pride Night at the ballgame there is a giant literal rainbow directly over Minnie & Paul. Impressive work, Twins.

This name was definitely a choice

I’m in a union meeting and one of the officers who is sharing her screen with the agenda, is also inadvertently sharing her side chatting with a former officer and telling them another member is a problem and needs some help… for all of us to see. Whoops.

There’s an Etsy commercial where they’re saying in a lifetime people have “15 great loves.” 15????? Dang I’ve only had one along with a couple serious crushes. That sounds exhausting.

*scrolls through BlueSky for two minutes* Well I think I’ve seen enough awful stuff in the world for today. Time for bed 🙃

We're being overwhelmed by metaphors

Had two apples and a pear that needed to get used, so I made some apple pear turnovers. I also had some leftover caramel topping so I also put some of that on the inside too. I gotta say… these definitely don’t suck.

I specifically requested no more metaphors

My peonies are finally blooming 💕✨

Minnesota mouthing "I'm so sorry" to PWHL Detroit as we shut the door and lock it so Britta can't come back.

Adorable young kestrels surprised by a butterfly.

Don’t miss the alt text

Happy D Day, folks! Your annual reminder that this country is at its best when we're *fighting* the Nazis and racists, not putting them in office

As crappy as our leadership team is (the managers/director), our supervisors are a good lot. One nominated me for an achievement award ($1000 bonus) cause I’m the “powerhouse” on the team. That was very unexpected and very sweet and might be the one thing to prevent me from quitting… just yet 🙃

was it because they were drinking raw milk?

I love a good kitty loaf

I also did a panoramic shot! Surprised it turned out okay.

It's good to see people taking the lessons from Minneapolis and applying them elsewhere. A volunteer corps of what amounts to Minutemen is absolutely ideal for warning the neighborhood and confronting ICE.

This voicemail transcription made me laugh (that is not my doctor’s name 😂)

Welp there’s no unseeing this

This is where I'm at. I hate the thought of her as governor, so I'm going to give her a trifecta to force her leftward.

Crazy left-wing Democratic candidate: What if we just gave everyone health coverage? Crazy right-wing Republican candidate: I killed a man when I was seven years old, and don't ask me how many other people I've killed because I won't tell you www.mediaite.com/politics/gop...