The worst coworker I have ever worked with finally quit his job today. I was visibly smiling when my supervisor told me the news. Then I got angry that management was fine with keeping a data analyst for over TWO years (until he quit) who has yet to give my team a single accurate data report 🙃

Saw someone post that they didn’t want to take any aurora photos because it was cliché, everyone’s doing it The sky’s full of mystical dancing lights, from particles miles above us, excited by a burp from our local star. You’re allowed to be excited about cool shit, and this is especially cool shit

The passage of the bill to end the shutdown included a provision that will likely kill the low-dose hemp edible and beverage industry that Minnesota pioneered over the last 3 years. $200 million dollar industry, thousands of jobs, and hundreds of businesses gone. What a travesty.

There’s a faint glow in Montrose but nothing impressive so far

We have some good neighbors.

what if we kissed under the pretty sky show 👉👈

This Wicked Part 2 promo is really elaborate.

Holy crap

The Bureau of DoorDash Statistics

I look back on this film footage my dad had given me from when he was in Vietnam and man… they were all so young. I can’t imagine going through what they did, especially at such a young age. Thank you to all the men and women for your service and sacrifice ❤️

The Edmund Fitzgerald was launched the same day Prince was born, do with that information what you will

So based on this reasoning, why do we need property, car or life insurance either? This is how the system works.

Reposting this for all the nerds in Minnesota who will vibrate with excitement today for any mention of gales and November.

This implies he was ever effective in the first place

McCarthy needs to permenantly go somewhere that is not near the Vikings.

Jfc Vikings, just put us out of our misery already

Waking up naturally before 8 am

I was meeting with a girlfriend of 20+ years for brunch yesterday, and we were both lamenting about how much it sucks not having a BEST friend. We have plenty of friends, but there’s just something different about a best friend you can contact any time, all the time, who knows all your secrets.

The Prince library card is super cool but I would have really liked to get this one.

Homemade noodles for beef stroganoff tonight ✨

Seeing @dessadarling.bsky.social perform with the MN Orchestra is so so good

Same kitty, same.

Somebody call Bill McGuire and get this done.

If the best thing people say about you after you’re gone is that you weren’t as bad as the current son of a bitch you’re still a son of a bitch.

Our division now has revamped their monthly newsletter to include: “The Snort Report” where they share a joke each month. A “Cozy Corner” with tips for adding warmth to our lives during these cold months And a “Gratitude Wall” If this was an actual paper rather than a PDF, I would set it on fire.

Death, as long as you’re picking off shitty old white men, any chance you’ve got room for one more?

Dick Cheney, eh?

Friend 1: I need one of those beam me up things like Captain Spock. Friend 2: Captain Spock??? He’s not called Captain Spock! Friend 1: Sorry! I guess I don’t know Star Wars very well! 😂

But I’m not ready for another work week

I was up in Duluth last night for a show. A guy in the crowd was dancing around with a beer box on his head. This dude also had the worst BO. I watched him grab a lime wedge out of his drink, rub it under both arm pits, and then put it back in his drink. It did not help 🤢

when its game 7 of the world series you should be able to bring in players from teams you eliminated along the way like when the finals of hell's kitchen brings back members of the final 8 eliminated

I’m obviously nothing like Taylor Swift, but I can still dress up as her for a day, haha Happy Halloween 🫶

Has anyone had cataract surgery with trifocal lenses? If so, do you like them? (Asking for myself, cause even though I’m only 44, my vision is shit 🙃)

Well that explains it… “Minnesota Rusco was acquired by Dallas-based Renovo Home Partners, which was formed by a private equity firm via the merger of three remodeling firms, in 2022.” bringmethenews.com/minnesota-bu...

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

Change one letter, ruin a candy. Milk Dads

I feel very honored to have my own custom Scrap Mouse from @katyvernon.bsky.social 💕🐭

The thought of someone getting hit in the face by a duck while riding a rollercoaster is making me laugh out loud

Starting the third day of manning a booth for a conference and man, I am really tired of talking to people.

I see it’s now that time of year where my hands are cold all the time

new visual allegory just dropped

Don't tell me sister but I bought her this cap as a hostess gift for the upcoming family Thanksgiving dinner. IYKYK

The look on my face when I realized my grandma didn’t know the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.

On the hunt for bugs 👀

nude is a curious pant color for a contact sport

Murder, She Insinuated

I gotta say, @dessadarling.bsky.social does a pretty good Gwen Stefani impression

2002 vs. 2025 Aging like a fine wine, right? (Luv that clothes I bought new are old enough to be vintage now 🙃👵🏻)

Apparently the left side box seats for Jeremy Messersmith’s show at the Fitzgerald are for the devils 😈