Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.

Strib: look at those unruly protestors MPR: one of the cops shot us

I can’t wait for all the posts about AI recipes fucking up thanksgiving this year

MPR reporter had to be taken by ambulance after SPPD shot them with 40mm rounds.

someone tell Ian you dont get money for saying stupid shit on this platform

Hi, former turkey farmer here who raised flocks of heritage breed turkeys specifically for Thanksgiving: What?!

my dad taking me to north stars games, coupled with owning this exact van and a volvo 240 explains a lot about who I became. h/t @mntwinszealot.bsky.social for the footage.

absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed

"Collecting that experience" is an incredible euphemism for "Asking a guy about the fact that more than a dozen women accused him of sexual misconduct"

it just strikes me as a bad idea to pick fights with an astronaut.

It's not just "consumer smart" it reduces environmental waste, key materials are often mined in slave conditions. The whole tenor of the article is wrong - why is the economy so dependent on us engaging in mass waste?

Costanza soup season shift dot gif.

We all know ball. bsky.app/profile/donn...

Most accounts on Twitter turn out to be Russian MAGA bots. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem

can we build an entire team around our kicker?

It’s cliché to call the Boundary Waters a refuge, but it certainly was mine when I was a kid.

The broadcasters agreeing that this is the worst half of football they've ever watched from a single football team is something

Hey man, idk what to tell you. They look good in practice.

Ryan Kelly looking like Bradbury on that 3rd down

Longest FGs in Vikings franchise history: 1. Reichard 62 2. Joseph 61 3. Reichard 59 Reichard 59 Reichard 59 5. Reichard 58 6. Reichard 57

Calling a timeout to avoid a 12 men on the field penalty when you only had 11 on the field. Beautiful

Me getting fired up to sit on the patio

thinking about how my parents escaped vietnam, where the CIA destabilized my family's home country by spreading misinformation, and they landed in the united states, which is now getting destabilized bc someone in vietnam is spreading misinformation

It may be hard to believe, but Twitter was once a useful public space instead of a weird monetization scheme for racist ragebait chatbots.

Pound-for-pound, Shedeur Sanders is the most talented "keeps spinning backwards into 14-yard sacks" prospect the NFL has ever seen

Owners of diner with FOURTEEN seats losing their minds over loss of street parking is peak #Minneapolis car brain.

Zohran cucked Trump in less than an hour, adjust what you think political strength looks like if you don’t think it looks like him

Zohran Mamdani to release PSA video, "How to talk to your deranged racist MAGA uncle at Thanksgiving dinner."

The Zohran press conference is your regular reminder that the entire administration folds like tissue paper at the slightest hint of confidence and conviction, and thus the fact that national democrats are playing a game of capitulation and weakness is exactly why they're all getting away with it

He’s tired

It rocks that the online voice of the US government is "computer-damaged reactionary virgin."

after watching the Jim Downey doc I now realize he completely shaped my sense of humor.

I will never stop laughing at this.

what was this guy’s fucking problem

A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF

Watching Geese’s From The Basement right now…

in the Hot Dog Suit timeline

Let me get this straight: The Trump admin. is taking in billions of dollars from tariffs—which are paid for by Americans in the form of higher prices—and are now talking about giving the money back, but people shouldn’t spend it? What is the point of all this?

phew!

Giving away a record amount of money from my checking account to my savings account

ChatGPT is down. Millions of americans who ask "what should i make for dinner?" are left in shambles.

You olds don't need to hear this, but to you youngbloods out there, I come to you from the future: when the news begins talking about ways to save money for the holidays, rather than getting you hyped to drown in debt buying shit, that means shit is WAY FUCKING WORSE than they are letting on.

It needs to be emphasized that this paragraph is about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved

When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs