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This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender

Why it matters

Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.

Imma start telling the bill people i can’t give you this money because of the “fog of war”

2010 vibes continue with a much less interesting version of the Randy Moss trade and release.

The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.

Out here wasting Will Reichard's prime.

I can’t have anything nice.

Still think the 2013/2025 Vikings are interwoven. But we likely won’t get the insane Ravens snow game ending. Sigh.

He still thinks seeking asylum means they come from an insane asylum

Tremendous article on the 2025 Vikings coming in 3 years

if you’re cold they’re cold let your demons in

Vikings defense not giving up a TD but losing by 3 scores is perfectly on brand for this season.

Very Will Levis/Jordan Love

This Sam Darnold play is giving me hope and ptsd

Sam Darnold is in the medical tent for the Seahawks.

Noooo

Exactly

Fun to watch a game with zero hope

“I’LL be the judge of who a judge is!”

This is a thread where you can tell me the funniest things) you ever saw in a James Bond movie. Please share. This hockey fight from For Your Eyes Only had me crine

Strong Floor, No Ceiling is considerably worse than No Rules, Just Right. Can’t believe we’re gonna lose the messaging war to Outback Steakhouse.

it is amazing how so much tech gets unremittingly worse year on year at whatever you once used it for and less pleasant to use and more bound up with creepy politics as well as personal and environmental harms and yet also still less productive of actual goods and these are somehow great visionaries

no

I, for one, think it's hilarious that Saquon Barkley's skills regressed like a million years after hanging out with Trump in April.

Straight-up sociopath. Asked about a Guard member who’s dead because of his bullshit and it takes him 30 seconds to make it all about how great he is.

To me, this is the great American movie

Me, today.

this is, again, a case of someone who has not done any kind of real work in decades (maybe ever, she has a degree in political science and has been doing HR her entire career) who think the bullshit they sleepwalk through every day is work and don't understand why real human beings get tired by it

A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving

Madden: Did you ever see Bone Tomahawk? Al: No Madden: alright, so

Sweet Potato Dish Stopped Being Healthy 5 Ingredients Ago

No one shld lose sight of the fact that the Guard was only in DC as part of an extended political messaging stunt. The shooter is guilty for the attacks/carnage. Donald Trump is responsible for them. This is the collateral damage of Trump abusing his powers as President.

No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.

We killed how many cancer research trials to pay for this?

And it only cost Americans a quarter billion in taxpayer money

Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.

Strib: look at those unruly protestors MPR: one of the cops shot us

I can’t wait for all the posts about AI recipes fucking up thanksgiving this year

MPR reporter had to be taken by ambulance after SPPD shot them with 40mm rounds.

someone tell Ian you dont get money for saying stupid shit on this platform

Hi, former turkey farmer here who raised flocks of heritage breed turkeys specifically for Thanksgiving: What?!

my dad taking me to north stars games, coupled with owning this exact van and a volvo 240 explains a lot about who I became. h/t @mntwinszealot.bsky.social for the footage.

absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed

"Collecting that experience" is an incredible euphemism for "Asking a guy about the fact that more than a dozen women accused him of sexual misconduct"

it just strikes me as a bad idea to pick fights with an astronaut.

It's not just "consumer smart" it reduces environmental waste, key materials are often mined in slave conditions. The whole tenor of the article is wrong - why is the economy so dependent on us engaging in mass waste?

Costanza soup season shift dot gif.