Over at my Substack 'Please Take My Advice", I wrote about Tommy Stinson and Bash & Pop's deeply underrated Faces-and-Humble Pie-forward '92 classic 'Friday Night Is Killing Me'. LP. Plus: Some more of the best solo works after the Replacements' breakup. theparanoidstyle.substack.com/p/on-bash-an...

In this house, it's Rate Bowl Week.

lady looks like she's about to ask the ghostbusters if they're gods.

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

@petegain.es good game

This was his doing

cowboy who stubbed his toe:

Miami should probably score a touchdown here.

me and my boys on the way to get 78 DUIs in one night

Economics may be complex and all that but the stuff you buy today costs a lot more than it used to even a few years ago because companies raised prices blaming “inflation,” posted record profits and never brought prices down. If “inflation” doesn’t ever recede for the consumer that’s a problem!

Excited to announce that I'll be appearing on Fox Business later tonight, in the 250am block of Last Call With Maria Bartiromo. The topic will be "Did Jeffrey Epstein 'Have That Shit On' In The Epstein Files." I'm apparently going to be debating Madison Bumgarner, who thinks he didn't.

Ho, Ho, Ho! I Started Dating Mrs. Claus When She Was 14!

The three #1 films in December 1980: *Private Benjamin, zero cultural footprint *Stir Crazy, zero cultural footprint *Flash Gordon, true sci-fi garbage remembered fondly by Queen completists and dorks who turned 10 that month

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

He's got that Christmas Adventurer Look.

they're calling him the most self-aware football player of all time

welcome home to your parents’ house, the channels are Yellowstone, masterpiece mystery, and Jimmy fallon, btw someone from your high school died in a real weird way

From my friend @normcharlatan.bsky.social in exile

@christopherhine.bsky.social thinking about you at this time, be strong

however much you hate these motherfuckers you do no hate them enough. (not josh, he's alright.)

Christmas Songs, Ranked: 1. Christmas in Hollis 2. Wet Man 3. Fairytale of New York

Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”

Resharing one way to support a vital St. Paul grocer (El Burrito Mercado) AND a person or family who may need groceries. 👇👇👇

I asked @aoc.bsky.social about why she posted this tweet, and she said “because JD Vance is a goober, man.”

The sick thing about the James Brown Christmas album is that it’s just a good James Brown album except he’s hollering about how happy Christmas makes him youtu.be/Vlooi1_CBug?...

they blacked out on this thing

I've come to realize that a lot of people like him because he tells them it's OK to not have any values either. Values require effort. MAGA is about effortless decadence, sit in your chair and get mad at computer with the rest of us, it's great.

I was very, very unaware of this.

Yeah, we also watched The Princess Bride tonight

The locally famous Mexican grocery store in my neighborhood has its restaurant closed, is closing the grocery store early tonight, and has its entrances locked with a a manager letting people in and out. Get the fuck out of my city, ICE.

my dude called an entire country's citizens garbage and republicans were keen on it, but being equally shitty to the guy who directed The Sure Thing is their line in the sand. ok, sure.

i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared

Philip Rivers looks like he’s throwing a balloon

objectively perfect

Sharing this because it's funny.

They keep kidnapping people who do have their papers on them. So...

having a beer

Which David Lynch film is this

🚨 @kentremendous.bsky.social and I asked @joemande.bsky.social to please craft something for the inaugural PTFO charity auction. This is what he made, using a Timberwolves cap. Please help us contribute to the fight against childhood cancer: ptfo.betterworld.org/auctions/hol...

It is absolutely wild to me that Miller is so monomaniacal that he can't see that the GOP's best shot at long-term relevance was appealing to conservative minority voters on cultural issues. Racism makes you stupid.

I…is he…melting?

in the near future 10-20 percent of all tv shows will be adaptations of novels by Carl Hiaasen and our society will be better for it deadline.com/2025/12/aman...

🧵 Peter’s daughter‘s bus was delayed for a fucking ICE TV show.

heartwarming story about how fucked up healthcare in the u.s. is

Fuck you.

The best pop culture commentary on America's current Nazi problem is a show with John Cena and his pet eagle.

There is a certain poetry to finishing shoveling right when it starts snowing again. Also it’s snowing again.