RandBall’s Stu
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Christian rock ingenue. Newsletter:
https://midwest-excellence.ghost.io/
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John Moe
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So
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I'm a subscriber *and* I vote. You should consider doing likewise.
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There is a reason so many people have Naz Reid tattoos
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Guess what just happened
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Red card
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Thorpe Langton
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An even bigger ICE presence this week (plus pro-ICE demonstrators with Trump flags and signs about ”illegals“). I guess when you are judicially-barred from seeing your kids, you need something to do on Mother’s Day
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
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I cannot imagine how hard I would laugh if I saw this dude in real life
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krat
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Once again milf hunters will be honoring mother's day with the traditional amnesty
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Skynet Phone Tree
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[at the last judgment] JESUS: And the baby prisons? EVANGELICALS: to own the libs, right JESUS: And the libs, who are they EVANGELICALS: uh mostly illegal aliens. if we really hate a pretty girl we call her fatherless. some widows JESUS: Alien, fatherless, widow, got it. So you see these millstones
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just Dave
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it’s the wisconsin version so for some unexplained reason they make a normal one and then add a bunch of sprite
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“Tater tot casserole”
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floyding
2 days ago
I love knowing about and learning about the intimate details of New England Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel’s personal life
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@normcharlatan.bsky.social
let Norm Nation know that Costco has onion cups today
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Hosting Saturday Night Live with musical guest Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam
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If you’re posting about the Replacements bumper music make sure you have both your shingles vaccinations
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Jack Ryan: Ghost War
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baby pelican 👍
3 days ago
Here's a fun fact: the guy's name is Jason "Blackball" McLean - he was a buddy of the band and his part was the last thing they recorded for SMASH. They've done a couple podcasts with him since where he tells the story.
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
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I think it’s the right call that Current listeners named the “keep ‘em separated” guy from The Offspring’s “Come Out and Play” the Most Essential Voice.
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David_j_roth
3 days ago
The obvious takeaway from this is that evangelicals are amazing, but I'd also like to note that at least in this shot of the statue his hair looks like Trump is wearing a baseball hat bumped to the side in the classic Fernando Rodney style.
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Steve McPherson
3 days ago
The progression of watching Widow’s Bay is just discovering they’re using all the best actors even *after* it stars Matthew Rhys. Jeff Hiller! Stephen Root! Toby Huss!
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I found a name for my illegal tax shelter.
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Free Friday: The Midwest Excellence Institute, Crossing Guards, and Wedding Songs
Midwest Excellence, a newsletter by RandBall's Stu (from the internet)
https://midwest-excellence.ghost.io/free-friday-the-midwest-excellence-institute-crossing-guards-and-wedding-songs/
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I found a name for my illegal tax shelter.
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Free Friday: The Midwest Excellence Institute, Crossing Guards, and Wedding Songs
Midwest Excellence, a newsletter by RandBall's Stu (from the internet)
https://midwest-excellence.ghost.io/free-friday-the-midwest-excellence-institute-crossing-guards-and-wedding-songs/
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Carson Beck has Slim Dunlap eyes.
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Matt Serwe
4 days ago
Thank you
@randballsstu.bsky.social
for giving me the sanity break when opening my inbox.
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Tornadoes, redneck bars, angry basketball moms--Benton County, welcome to the countdown.
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Minnesota Counties, Ranked: Number 75, Benton County
Midwest Excellence, a newsletter by RandBall's Stu (from the internet)
https://midwest-excellence.ghost.io/minnesota-counties-ranked-6/
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John Moe
4 days ago
"There. I've ruined everything." - Don McLean upon finishing American Pie
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Craig Calcaterra
4 days ago
One of Eric Idle's best bits ever was when, at George Harrison's funeral, he said to gathered friends and family, "I'd like to thank Marlboro, without whom you wouldn't be here this morning."
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Ross Raihala (Alpha Male) 🌈
5 days ago
I was quite tickled to see Stu give us a shout out for our mutual distaste for a certain late first lady. If you don't subscribe to Midwest Excellence, you really should.
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Brian Grubb
5 days ago
wrote about The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins, a fun show that utilizes one of our most precious comedic resources: Tracy Morgan Saying Things With His Voice
type-click-type.ghost.io/please-enjoy...
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Please Enjoy A Little Reggie Dinkins
You should watch this show for yourself, because it's good, but also for me, so I have people to talk about it with.
https://type-click-type.ghost.io/please-enjoy-a-little-reggie-dinkins/
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New @ Midwest Excellence: Main takeaway from Monday's flag post is that Threads is a strange place where feral boomers can come out of nowhere with a lifetime of grievance and trainwreck grammar.
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Flag Feedback, Hot Tub Party Barges, and Reggie Dinkins
I was apprehensive about publishing Monday's newsletter regarding the new state flag and the citizens of Rock Ridge who oppose it. I was concerned that it was too preachy, that it needed more jokes, a...
https://midwest-excellence.ghost.io/flag-feedback-hot-tub-party-barges-and-reggie-dinkins/
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jamelle
5 days ago
horrible. this country’s turn away from science based medicine in the name of “wellness” is killing children and will kill a lot more.
www.propublica.org/article/more...
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Babies Are Bleeding to Death as Parents Reject a Vitamin Shot Given at Birth
A lifesaving injection given at birth to prevent severe bleeding has become collateral damage of the anti-vaccine movement.
https://www.propublica.org/article/more-parents-decline-vitamin-k-shot-newborns
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Brandon Gussoni
6 days ago
Add him to the Philly news interview pantheon
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Mandy is a broncos fan and I don’t think she deserves this.
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Ed Burmila
6 days ago
Class in the US is entirely a matter of aesthetics now. Rich suburban kids are “country”. Beard Dudes who look like they love IPAs are “working class.” Teachers who make $32,000 a year but have to dress up sort of nice in JCPenney clothes are “elites“. None of these words mean anything anymore.
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Nitehawk Cinema
6 days ago
BLUE VELVET behind the scenes Polaroids by makeup artists Barbara Page & Jeff Goodwin 📸 If you missed it last month at Williamsburg, BLUE VELVET is coming to Nitehawk Prospect Park on 35mm, 5/16 & 5/17 at brunch.
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Susan
6 days ago
after my car was in this video, I also learned that Mary's Club, my old Portland workplace, was in a Menzingers video some years back
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I went to the Wayback Machine to find every line of Tracy Jordan 30 Rock dialogue from Season 3 and it's the most worthwhile thing I've ever done: “I hate to see you like this, Ken Doll. It’s like an owl without a graduation cap. Heartbreaking!”
web.archive.org/web/20230130...
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Everything Tracy Jordan Said Season 3
Anytime Tracy Morgan as Tracy Jordan has a scene on 30 Rock, my brain shuts off and it�s difficult to function. It�s the combination of delivery and content, and there�s hardly ev…
https://web.archive.org/web/20230130043111/http://www.unlikelywords.com/2009/05/18/everything-tracy-jordan-said/
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Gourmet Spud
6 days ago
Sometimes there are shows that seem so specifically tailored to what you love that by not being there it seems God himself has rejected you from his warm embrace.
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Before it became a site by and for aspiring school shooters, Twitter/X was a great place to meet people, share dumb bits, find breaking news, and (for me at least) get paying work. I miss it. Here's one example why.
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When Twitter Was Good and a Beginner's Guide to The Menzingers
Before it became a site by and for aspiring school shooters, Twitter/X was a great place to meet people, share dumb bits, find breaking news, and (for me at least) get paying work. I miss it. Bluesky ...
https://midwest-excellence.ghost.io/when-twitter-was-good-and-a-beginners-guide-to-the-menzingers/
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Alex de Campi
6 days ago
*whispers* this is a good trick and it also works with writing
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floyding
6 days ago
it’s INSANE that the Wolves are doing this with a starting backcourt of Mike Conley and Terrence Shannon Jr. I love it so much
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7 days ago
Postgame Timberwolves podcast is up! Let's be honest: You aren't getting to sleep anytime soon after that one. What's 20 more minutes?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY6s...
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POSTGAME BREAKDOWN: Anthony Edwards returns, Timberwolves stun Spurs and Wemby in Game 1
YouTube video by Star Tribune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY6s12gIZ24
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John Hollinger
7 days ago
Mike Conley has outscored Victor Wembanyama every time he's faced him in the playoffs.
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Bill Corbett
7 days ago
The MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES. Y’know?!
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Score in Wolves/Spurs scoring is such that they should cut to the OJ chase.
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Ryan Eichten
7 days ago
Going to be impossible for the Wolves to score if Wemby is allowed to goal tend. Officials have missed two calls on fairly obvious shots that hit the back board
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Erik Sandvick
7 days ago
Outstanding (and 100% accurate) take right there. ⬇️ Reason enough to become a paid subscriber in one post!
#minnesota
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David_j_roth
7 days ago
Look if you've got a better way to run a country than "putting an illiterate octogenarian bigot on TV every few days to free associate and complain, and then everyone tries to figure out if it means we're about to start a war or not" I'd love to hear it. But the constitution says this is it.
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