My Tom Emmer take is that he fucking sucks.

Made with Authentic Reflecting Pool Water

How to Talk to Your Children About the Naz Reid Trade

Genuinely shocked by this, but also this might be only the third-most shocking trade of the Tim Connelly era. What a wild time to be Wolves fan.

Honestly, getting to 68 despite a potential ICE facility, a white nationalist church, and zero goofy statues is pretty good, Swift County.

please prepare yourselves for The Absolute Worst Player Podcast Possible, launching sooner than you probably think

Maybe he didn’t appreciate her

Ai is here to tell you if you have a can, a bottle, or something else

He was excellent as Slovenly Dirtbag in the “Fight for Your Right” video tho

“Talking about authenticity in rock is like talking to the piano player in the whorehouse” is another, better way of saying CCR is from Berkeley.

You already got your renewed Camelot buddy. Most powerful Kennedy in office in many years married to a TV star and he’s busy mixing dog cum with chia seeds to “see what grows.”

Sturgill's Eddie Murphy cover is in there, don't worry.

Establish dominance

this is wild— mahershala ali turned down a basketball scholarship to santa clara, so they offered that scholarship to….steve nash..

@randballsstu.bsky.social “needed the rain”

Danny McBride is so funny man www.nytimes.com/2026/06/20/m...

Latest from the "thing-that-annoys-me-to-Racket-pipeline"

One of my "favorite" dumb Musk things is his deeply held belief that other people aren't real. One of his first moves after taking over Twitter was to try to fire "ghost employees," of which he thought they were many. He's a murderous bigot but he also thinks Fake People are robbing him blind.

Mentioned: Beethoven, David Hasselhoff, Audrey Landers, CHiPs, an English pervert (redundant) and more.

(hissing in his ear) JD Vance vandalized the reflecting pool, sire! He means to usurp you!

My dude looks like a lost DeLuise brother and I will miss him.

Mentioned: Beethoven, David Hasselhoff, Audrey Landers, CHiPs, an English pervert (redundant) and more.

If there is anything that gives me some joy it's how quickly all of these fuckers moved on from Rush Limbaugh and then from Charlie Kirk. I know there's another replacement level asshole there forever, but at least none of them have a real legacy

I respect his scam because he writes things like “people in America are too mean to me” from his house in France

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Does this open the door for @normcharlatan.bsky.social his silence speaks volumes tbh

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electric

cats love sufjan stevens

Cape Verde in a win and in situation vs. Saudi Arabia next Friday All that sportswashing, no one on this planet outside of that country is rooting against Cape Verde

We have a little twist on a three-bean soup, like a deconstruction, we call it the Bean Blast. It's a three-bean salad, garnished with our extra special kicksoup gravy.

Let's get it

Big props to the Central Minnesota Juggalo Family for adopting a section of State Highway 371 outside of Baxter. That kicks ass.

Dril is doing incredible work on Threads

I'm not being paid residuals for my singing on Josie & the Pussycats bc I guess producers failed to provide paperwork to @sagaftra.org for my 20+ vocal sessions in summer 2000. SAG says I had 2 years (??) to report but I found out this year. Didn't hit my '25 earnings so l lose my health ins July1

Craving that elevated pub fare

Lalas is a perfect exemplar of the right wing culture war. He is the broadcast equivalent of choking down a soggy burger and fries at The Kid Rock Bar in Nashville and pretending you enjoy it because it might make somebody mad

When the Father’s Day playlist gets to “Hold On Loosely”

When Pete Hegseth talks about war fighters killing to defend Western civilization, this is what he is actually thinking about

He is retiring permanently from public life. Best of luck to Jelly Roll on his future endeavors, none of which will be the subject of press coverage

legendary world cup tweet

the national guardsmen deployed to protect the pool are all like 5'5" so there are a bunch of antifa supersoldiers casually windmill dunking more algae into the water down there this morning. the soldiers are yelling and crying but helpless to stop them

Perfect hammer and sicklecore youtu.be/559eWB93jW4?...

I love this kid vomiting up FIFA

Buzz Ballz are forging international goodwill @normcharlatan.bsky.social

I should call her