Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

the st. cloud pizza hut sports bar concept is still open, remarkably

if you have a Christian family you’ve been wanting to wordlessly abandon tomorrow would be a great day to do it

Swayze Bozeman looks exactly how he is supposed to look.

where are my manners

a beautiful soul, an absolute saint.

Do you like that

Yelling “where’s the drummer” at trampled by turtles, getting escorted from the stadium I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

Dang, that's crazy. Anyway, we moved our annual refugee resettlement fundraiser to Bluesky this spring, after running it entirely on Twitter for over a decade, started with ZERO followers, took our "shrunken" audiences and beat last year's total by $200,000 in a time of massive economic upheaval

Waxahatchee is so fuckin good, you guys

Every other presidential election:

there's never been a better time than right now to get lincolnpilled. well i guess 1858 or so would have been pretty good too but since then

In honor of farm aid being up the street from my office, I’m bringing the bus driver post back from Gehenna:

We are entering a golden era of streaming companies daring customers to drop them and I’m not sure they have thought this through

you have to admit "can you make a documentary about a contemporary subject that never directly quotes anything he ever said or did" is kind of an interesting challenge from an artistic perspective

Median Minnesota Republican

@usefulnoise.bsky.social can you call future blogs like this Eatin' Good in the Jayborhood? Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Conservatives keep posting about how the Kirk murder has radicalized them like never before and we have no idea what’s coming and so far that’s mostly meant harassing Starbucks baristas, their number one activity for at least the last 10 years

"Fascism is a temper tantrum disguised as an ideology" is a great line

I mean his hands are all messed up

Guys who don’t know anything about organizing or politics love talking about general strikes, huh?

Sarah Palin at the 1987 Great Alaska Shootout:

Joey Bosa keying in on the ball carrier like he’s a late night host making a harmless joke

If you spent even one second of the last decade indulging the free speech claims made by the American right in earnest, I genuinely think you're lacking in intelligence. I do not think you have what it takes to deliver sound commentary on American politics.

ahhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Jay Leno's 100,000 jokes about Bill Clinton getting a blowjob from an intern were in the public interest. Good to know!

Watching prominent commenters followed by dozens of people I know say "it's over" because Jimmy Kimmel got suspended...like, they actually killed Medgar Evers, in defense of a fascist system that had been in place for decades. Imagine social media that day! Read history and have some self-respect.

Conservatives can neither tell a joke nor take one.

For reasons that aren’t important, I’ve been watching a lot of Hallmark the last few days. The ads for Chicken Sisters features several really good actors doing a lot of really bad acting. I haven’t watched the actual show yet.

You pissed? Good Get creative Get strategic Get organized

Rest in peace W7th Sinkhole. You did a great job chilling traffic out. I loved you.

I wrote about the leveling and deranging effects of the Trumpist snitchscape, and the awful content creation imperatives governing this awful moment. defector.com/the-united-s...

A producer told me once she has to warn young crewmembers to avoid being alone with Aykroyd. "Not because he's a creep, he's a gentleman. But if you let him strike up a conversation the next thing we know all the PAs will be huddled in his dressing room learning how humans evolved from dolphins."

If you’re looking for me at the Rilo Kiley show I’m the gray-haired dad in a band t-shirt

also she eats food like a turtle because her lips got pulled back to her ears by her surgeon

Continuous thunking

If you don't think I'm going to see Rilo Kiley for the first time in 20 years tonight you must be a real bozo

One of my favorite Robert Redford stories is when Mike Nichols was considering him for "The Graduate" and told him he needed to act like a guy who has struck out with women and Redford replied "what do you mean?"

RIP. I thought he might be too handsome to die. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/m...

It truly cannot be restated enough that earlier this year Trump pardoned everyone involved with J6, the largest event of political violence in the US in my lifetime. They have absolutely no credibility here and deserve to be confronted with this fact whenever they're in public.

The response to every right winger’s fake tears about civility should just be “fuck you.”

this is biggie and tupac for people whose rural hospital is about to close

michele tafoya is so bad at this. couldn’t even pivot into the right wing grievance hustle because she’s got zero juice. negative juice even

Not a fan.

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles