RandBall’s Stu
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Christian rock ingenue. Newsletter:
https://midwest-excellence.ghost.io/
“Hell yeah, this is a real halftime show,” he said, watching Kody Hitlerson take the stage. The cream of chicken soup boils over on his hot plate.
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Rodger Sherman
about 2 hours ago
time and time again, MAGA Republicans are more excited to target and root against American athletes who have spoken out against them (or, in this case, merely expressed ambivalence) than they actually are to celebrate winning American athletes
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Norm Charlatan
about 3 hours ago
what conservatives angry about Bad Bunny look like
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Bulletin of the Atomic Brandi 😾
about 3 hours ago
Minnesota: you can just tell someone not from here talking shit about tactics to meet you in Neenah, WI which I've decided is our Temecula.
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Breezy Johnson was already a gold medal name.
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Luke O'Neil
4 months ago
It does not matter who the Super Bowl act turned out to be they were always going to have to make it a whole thing because these people cannot take one single pitch. Hacking at one hop garbage in the dirt every day of their lives.
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Josh Crutchmer
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Real
#GOHUSKIESWOOOOO
heads know.
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St Cloud State mentioned! (drinks 30 rack of Special Export, vomits up a color not found in nature)
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What if we made a whole season of television out of this meme & duct tape
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Luke Knox
1 day ago
NBC can send all the takedown requests it wants, nothing in the rulebook says you can’t post Olympics Spuds MacKenzie
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Saturday morning gold zone will fix me.
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Craig Calcaterra
1 day ago
Today is the 52nd anniversary of the release of "Blazing Saddles," the plot of which involves business and political interests leveraging ordinary people's bigotry in an effort to obtain power and financial gain. People like to say that that movie couldn't be made today. Shit, we're living it.
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Erik Hane
1 day ago
Entire world: welcome to the “decathlon,” ten classic athletic skills in one event! Finland: no. biathlon. Two things. Ski and gun
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Rodger Sherman
1 day ago
but where could NDSU have found a surprise windfall of cash in Fargo
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Bad loss!
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@baconjess.bsky.social
hey Jess! My wife left her phone in the car and I’m trying to reunite them
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These are the people the Nazis stalked at my home bar last week. Unsuccessfully.
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2 days ago
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Ben Schwartz
2 days ago
Trump's racism never hurt him in New York real estate, publishing, media, landing a network series, or in getting elected president, which is why I'm stunned to learn that he's still racist.
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Tyler Wilcox
2 days ago
RIP Fred Smith of Television — one of the coolest bassists of all time.
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Cooper Lund
2 days ago
Subscribe to Stu's newsletter, he'll come to your wedding and help you drink all the Hamm's
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lauren
2 days ago
Woke 2 is firing on all cylinders and ahead of schedule, I didn't have "the president has to retract his nakedly racist social media posts" on the calendar until july
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The “having to sell yourself” portion of the online economy is wildly uncomfortable! I don’t like it even a bit! Also subscribe to my newsletter.
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Midwest Excellence
Midwest Excellence, a newsletter by RandBall's Stu (from the internet)
https://midwest-excellence.ghost.io/
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Rodger Sherman
2 days ago
Dude could win the gold medal in urinary accuracy
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Michael Baumann
2 days ago
Italian sports fans being famously restrained and obedient
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)
2 days ago
Trump was polling best among divorced men
www.americansurveycenter.org/newsletter/d...
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With all due credit to
@aarongleeman.bsky.social
, please welcome the Link-O-Rama 2.0 to your inbox.
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That Which Is Dead Can No Longer Die
Before he became a Senior Writer for the actual New York Times, my friend Aaron Gleeman had a blog feature called the Link-O-Rama. He’d just share stuff he found enjoyable or interesting with his audi...
https://midwest-excellence.ghost.io/that-which-is-dead-can-no-longer-die/
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
2 days ago
Skiers simply do not believe in knee problems until their legs fly off at the joint, it’s their one weird trick that doctors hate
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lauren
2 days ago
so widely reviled he's getting kicked from the "kiss me and feed me tacos" neon sign class of sports bars
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Essential moment in Dudes Rock cinema
3 days ago
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Norm Charlatan
3 days ago
“military-grade intelligence tactics” “Pattern-of-life” intelligence Bro, you are eating microwaveable Campbell’s Soup for every meal and crashing out in front of the Home2Suites while you’re geared up like you’re in Fallujah
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Steve McPherson
3 days ago
The PRESIDENT. Of these United States. Has a personal vendetta. Against a FIVE YEAR OLD. In a BUNNY hat.
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What, exactly, is a RandBall's Stu? Here, let me tell you.
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Lore
Since there are subscribers who know me as Steve, Stu, or RandBall's Stu, I figure I should fill in the backstory on all these names, each one less interesting than the last. *Steve. Birth name. Full...
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3 days ago
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Man if I can become a Weekday Morning Costco Guy none of you will be able to tell me shit.
3 days ago
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Grant Brisbee
3 days ago
oh no they should not be there, that is not the right sport at all, someone get them out
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Jason, ex Inferis
3 days ago
Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts
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Rodger Sherman
3 days ago
Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”
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Holly Anderson 🍇
3 days ago
“It’s a white club, not a smart club” is the most succinct and correct explanation of American power structure maybe ever, somebody carve it over a driveway in Latin
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Jess
3 days ago
Thanks for the shout out to your perimemopausal readers today,
@randballsstu.bsky.social
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What, exactly, is a RandBall's Stu? Here, let me tell you.
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Lore
Since there are subscribers who know me as Steve, Stu, or RandBall's Stu, I figure I should fill in the backstory on all these names, each one less interesting than the last. *Steve. Birth name. Full...
https://midwest-excellence.ghost.io/lore/
3 days ago
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@serwewx.bsky.social
is it gonna be foggy tomorrow due to the warmth
4 days ago
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Norm Charlatan
4 days ago
In addition to being a fucking creep, this guy has a long history of being a gigantic loser.
www.startribune.com/who-is-david...
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✨Renée✨
4 days ago
I was tailed for a while and then was cutoff by two dudes in a black SUV with no front plates and an illegible “dirty” back plate on the way home from work today. Status quo in St. Paul.
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Colin Dickey
5 days ago
No matter the breed, every dog has one of three default dispositions: 1. Dipshit 2. Has a Job 3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
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I nicked all my good baseball jokes from Anne, this means a lot to me!
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Daniel Suitor
4 days ago
And, finally, WE ARE WINNING. They're crumbling, and the full firepower of the Minnesota bar isn't close to online yet. The combined might of our state's attorneys will soon be able to double, triple, 10x, the number of filings. They can't cope.
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kd
4 days ago
This commotion was for Driving While Latina in WSP. What drawdown are they talking about?
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Josh
4 days ago
Today my kids' elementary school had to do a lockdown due to ICE circling the block so even one fed left in this town is too many
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Chris Hayes
4 days ago
I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
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Humann
4 days ago
Black River Falls, exit 116. Taco John’s, Giant Cheese Mouse. No adult bookstore signs to have to explain to the kids.
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