So @bozodeluxe.bsky.social told me he joined @maximumfun.org because, "Well, I read @randballsstu.bsky.social's newsletter and pay for that. And I listen to John's shows so should pay for those too." I realized I wasn't paying for Stu's newsletter so just subscribed. New! Media! Landscape!

I'm a subscriber *and* I vote. You should consider doing likewise.

There is a reason so many people have Naz Reid tattoos

Guess what just happened

Red card

An even bigger ICE presence this week (plus pro-ICE demonstrators with Trump flags and signs about ”illegals“). I guess when you are judicially-barred from seeing your kids, you need something to do on Mother’s Day

I cannot imagine how hard I would laugh if I saw this dude in real life

Once again milf hunters will be honoring mother's day with the traditional amnesty

[at the last judgment] JESUS: And the baby prisons? EVANGELICALS: to own the libs, right JESUS: And the libs, who are they EVANGELICALS: uh mostly illegal aliens. if we really hate a pretty girl we call her fatherless. some widows JESUS: Alien, fatherless, widow, got it. So you see these millstones

it’s the wisconsin version so for some unexplained reason they make a normal one and then add a bunch of sprite

“Tater tot casserole”

I love knowing about and learning about the intimate details of New England Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel’s personal life

@normcharlatan.bsky.social let Norm Nation know that Costco has onion cups today

Hosting Saturday Night Live with musical guest Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam

If you’re posting about the Replacements bumper music make sure you have both your shingles vaccinations

Jack Ryan: Ghost War

Here's a fun fact: the guy's name is Jason "Blackball" McLean - he was a buddy of the band and his part was the last thing they recorded for SMASH. They've done a couple podcasts with him since where he tells the story. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

I think it’s the right call that Current listeners named the “keep ‘em separated” guy from The Offspring’s “Come Out and Play” the Most Essential Voice.

The obvious takeaway from this is that evangelicals are amazing, but I'd also like to note that at least in this shot of the statue his hair looks like Trump is wearing a baseball hat bumped to the side in the classic Fernando Rodney style.

The progression of watching Widow’s Bay is just discovering they’re using all the best actors even *after* it stars Matthew Rhys. Jeff Hiller! Stephen Root! Toby Huss!

I found a name for my illegal tax shelter.

I found a name for my illegal tax shelter.

Carson Beck has Slim Dunlap eyes.

Thank you @randballsstu.bsky.social for giving me the sanity break when opening my inbox.

Tornadoes, redneck bars, angry basketball moms--Benton County, welcome to the countdown.

"There. I've ruined everything." - Don McLean upon finishing American Pie

One of Eric Idle's best bits ever was when, at George Harrison's funeral, he said to gathered friends and family, "I'd like to thank Marlboro, without whom you wouldn't be here this morning."

I was quite tickled to see Stu give us a shout out for our mutual distaste for a certain late first lady. If you don't subscribe to Midwest Excellence, you really should.

wrote about The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins, a fun show that utilizes one of our most precious comedic resources: Tracy Morgan Saying Things With His Voice type-click-type.ghost.io/please-enjoy...

New @ Midwest Excellence: Main takeaway from Monday's flag post is that Threads is a strange place where feral boomers can come out of nowhere with a lifetime of grievance and trainwreck grammar.

horrible. this country’s turn away from science based medicine in the name of “wellness” is killing children and will kill a lot more. www.propublica.org/article/more...

Add him to the Philly news interview pantheon

Mandy is a broncos fan and I don’t think she deserves this.

Class in the US is entirely a matter of aesthetics now. Rich suburban kids are “country”. Beard Dudes who look like they love IPAs are “working class.” Teachers who make $32,000 a year but have to dress up sort of nice in JCPenney clothes are “elites“. None of these words mean anything anymore.

BLUE VELVET behind the scenes Polaroids by makeup artists Barbara Page & Jeff Goodwin 📸 If you missed it last month at Williamsburg, BLUE VELVET is coming to Nitehawk Prospect Park on 35mm, 5/16 & 5/17 at brunch.

after my car was in this video, I also learned that Mary's Club, my old Portland workplace, was in a Menzingers video some years back

I went to the Wayback Machine to find every line of Tracy Jordan 30 Rock dialogue from Season 3 and it's the most worthwhile thing I've ever done: “I hate to see you like this, Ken Doll. It’s like an owl without a graduation cap. Heartbreaking!” web.archive.org/web/20230130...

Sometimes there are shows that seem so specifically tailored to what you love that by not being there it seems God himself has rejected you from his warm embrace.

Before it became a site by and for aspiring school shooters, Twitter/X was a great place to meet people, share dumb bits, find breaking news, and (for me at least) get paying work. I miss it. Here's one example why.

*whispers* this is a good trick and it also works with writing

it’s INSANE that the Wolves are doing this with a starting backcourt of Mike Conley and Terrence Shannon Jr. I love it so much

Postgame Timberwolves podcast is up! Let's be honest: You aren't getting to sleep anytime soon after that one. What's 20 more minutes? www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY6s...

Mike Conley has outscored Victor Wembanyama every time he's faced him in the playoffs.

The MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES. Y’know?!

Score in Wolves/Spurs scoring is such that they should cut to the OJ chase.

Going to be impossible for the Wolves to score if Wemby is allowed to goal tend. Officials have missed two calls on fairly obvious shots that hit the back board

Wolf’s

Outstanding (and 100% accurate) take right there. ⬇️ Reason enough to become a paid subscriber in one post! #minnesota

Look if you've got a better way to run a country than "putting an illiterate octogenarian bigot on TV every few days to free associate and complain, and then everyone tries to figure out if it means we're about to start a war or not" I'd love to hear it. But the constitution says this is it.