Seconded, absolute heater

RETVRN

"Who is MN's Mamdani??" If we're jus talking about the type of person/politician and not the office and 1:1 on every position? It's Peggy. It's currently Peggy Flanagan.

during a medical emergency, please note how fast the HHS Secretary says "wow, looks bad, gotta go"

lot of people dunking on this have never gotten a case of girl germs at the office before. telling on yourself imo.

a reminder, should you have a partner working late / out of town and are following the natural urge to eat something stupid: I moved the post over years ago, you don't need Twitter screenshots

“Rent, don’t buy.”

just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias

If you’re in the fine city of Duluth this weekend, we are having Stump Party

The "there aren't even going to be elections" people are quiet today.

Sundowning is gonna hit even harder this week for him

Let’s hear it for JD Vance’s half brother getting rinsed in the Cincinnati mayoral race

Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%

KQ played this last week and I assure you it still kills.

ME: Jesus christ. The Chicken Man? When was this? BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*

Reading up on antipopes as one does, and I really hope this fella was one of those "dress for the job you want" types

yeah this is the stuff

Said it better than I did

If the best thing people say about you after you’re gone is that you weren’t as bad as the current son of a bitch you’re still a son of a bitch.

@jonmarthaler.com if I’m reading it correctly the loons game starts after the graveyard shift at the foundry, should be a fun Tuesday morning for local soccer fans

Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

All I'm saying is I can understand why they need guns in Texas because no one can fight. No one connects. Look at the herb on the floor trying to kick with both feet. This is pathetic.

Thinking of getting Into tinctures and remedies.

RE: Vikings

Love this band

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

Rogers Hornsby: People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. Rogers Hornsby's Therapist: Let's unpack that, Roger. Rogers Hornsby: It's "Rogers"

It’s Vikings gameday

peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall

Gene Larkin mentioned.

I love those dead center home runs where you're not sure off the bat because of the camera angle, but the batter is absolutely positive, and then it lands 590 feet away

Damn

Pope to JD Vance:

Emo about this. Taco John's is a treat when you live in Iowa and can't be going out to restaurants much. I know conservative assholes -- the same people who need to get Jesus out of their mouths -- are gonna be crashing this for their TikToks but whatever. Telling on themselves. Taco John's forever

Very unusual. Most of the time when MAGAs get together to celebrate a book they've never read, it's on a Sunday

gave out old Bluesky invite codes to trick or treaters this year. they set my lawn on fire and called me a bitch

And I hope his wife sells him for percocets, we all have aspirations folks

Reuploading a classic to Bluesky, Forgive me god.

"Edward, I gave you scissors for hands, but don't let that define who you are" Ok. BTW what's my last name? "Scissorhands"

Those little fuckers are getting toothbrushes

If your Halloween mix doesn’t have this your Halloween mix sux

The holiday isn't complete until I see this @murrman5.bsky.social post

Iconic performance. I often say "play it Christopher" around the home, to this day.

It’s Friday