“Hell yeah, this is a real halftime show,” he said, watching Kody Hitlerson take the stage. The cream of chicken soup boils over on his hot plate.

time and time again, MAGA Republicans are more excited to target and root against American athletes who have spoken out against them (or, in this case, merely expressed ambivalence) than they actually are to celebrate winning American athletes

what conservatives angry about Bad Bunny look like

Minnesota: you can just tell someone not from here talking shit about tactics to meet you in Neenah, WI which I've decided is our Temecula.

Breezy Johnson was already a gold medal name.

It does not matter who the Super Bowl act turned out to be they were always going to have to make it a whole thing because these people cannot take one single pitch. Hacking at one hop garbage in the dirt every day of their lives.

Real #GOHUSKIESWOOOOO heads know.

St Cloud State mentioned! (drinks 30 rack of Special Export, vomits up a color not found in nature)

What if we made a whole season of television out of this meme & duct tape

NBC can send all the takedown requests it wants, nothing in the rulebook says you can’t post Olympics Spuds MacKenzie

Saturday morning gold zone will fix me.

Today is the 52nd anniversary of the release of "Blazing Saddles," the plot of which involves business and political interests leveraging ordinary people's bigotry in an effort to obtain power and financial gain. People like to say that that movie couldn't be made today. Shit, we're living it.

Entire world: welcome to the “decathlon,” ten classic athletic skills in one event! Finland: no. biathlon. Two things. Ski and gun

but where could NDSU have found a surprise windfall of cash in Fargo

Bad loss!

@baconjess.bsky.social hey Jess! My wife left her phone in the car and I’m trying to reunite them

These are the people the Nazis stalked at my home bar last week. Unsuccessfully.

Trump's racism never hurt him in New York real estate, publishing, media, landing a network series, or in getting elected president, which is why I'm stunned to learn that he's still racist.

RIP Fred Smith of Television — one of the coolest bassists of all time.

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Woke 2 is firing on all cylinders and ahead of schedule, I didn't have "the president has to retract his nakedly racist social media posts" on the calendar until july

The “having to sell yourself” portion of the online economy is wildly uncomfortable! I don’t like it even a bit! Also subscribe to my newsletter. midwest-excellence.ghost.io

Dude could win the gold medal in urinary accuracy

Italian sports fans being famously restrained and obedient

Trump was polling best among divorced men www.americansurveycenter.org/newsletter/d...

With all due credit to @aarongleeman.bsky.social, please welcome the Link-O-Rama 2.0 to your inbox.

Skiers simply do not believe in knee problems until their legs fly off at the joint, it’s their one weird trick that doctors hate

so widely reviled he's getting kicked from the "kiss me and feed me tacos" neon sign class of sports bars

Essential moment in Dudes Rock cinema

“military-grade intelligence tactics” “Pattern-of-life” intelligence Bro, you are eating microwaveable Campbell’s Soup for every meal and crashing out in front of the Home2Suites while you’re geared up like you’re in Fallujah

The PRESIDENT. Of these United States. Has a personal vendetta. Against a FIVE YEAR OLD. In a BUNNY hat.

What, exactly, is a RandBall's Stu? Here, let me tell you.

Man if I can become a Weekday Morning Costco Guy none of you will be able to tell me shit.

oh no they should not be there, that is not the right sport at all, someone get them out

Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts

Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”

“It’s a white club, not a smart club” is the most succinct and correct explanation of American power structure maybe ever, somebody carve it over a driveway in Latin

Thanks for the shout out to your perimemopausal readers today, @randballsstu.bsky.social.

What, exactly, is a RandBall's Stu? Here, let me tell you.

@serwewx.bsky.social is it gonna be foggy tomorrow due to the warmth

In addition to being a fucking creep, this guy has a long history of being a gigantic loser. www.startribune.com/who-is-david...

I was tailed for a while and then was cutoff by two dudes in a black SUV with no front plates and an illegible “dirty” back plate on the way home from work today. Status quo in St. Paul.

No matter the breed, every dog has one of three default dispositions: 1. Dipshit 2. Has a Job 3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God

I nicked all my good baseball jokes from Anne, this means a lot to me!

And, finally, WE ARE WINNING. They're crumbling, and the full firepower of the Minnesota bar isn't close to online yet. The combined might of our state's attorneys will soon be able to double, triple, 10x, the number of filings. They can't cope.

This commotion was for Driving While Latina in WSP. What drawdown are they talking about?

Today my kids' elementary school had to do a lockdown due to ICE circling the block so even one fed left in this town is too many

I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.

Black River Falls, exit 116. Taco John’s, Giant Cheese Mouse. No adult bookstore signs to have to explain to the kids.