Wild Hogs With Big Naturals

There's no own like an English degree own

“everyone hates you, you fuckin American” idk what you’re talking about, I am a proud citizen of the greatest country in the world: PHILADELPHIA

most people simplly dont realize how vast our great nation is

The United States of America everybody

Uhhh don't they have duplicate 747s?

Oh no they brought the hearse out

This wet bitch can't even reach Greenland

Whatever happened with Venezuela and also the Epstein Files

What if it's all a ploy to get Denmark to send all their troops to Greenland, so the US can march right into Copenhagen and seize the world's supplies of LEGO and Ozempic

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge

Satya Nadella, seen here demonstrating his technique from his previous job as CEO of the Blowjob Factory

huh, wonder what happened nine months before the due date oh no

Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle https://theonion.com/nation-yearns-for-relative-calm-of-president-a-giant-pedophile-news-cycle/

Remember: The Greenland situation is just tacit acknowledgement that climate change is real.

"He's simply going to crash the economy so him and his friends can buy up assets for pennies on the dollar. It's FINE."

Oh good it's going to be a "don't look at your 401K" kind of day, haven't had one of those in a while

My Indiana Theory is that they were so bad for so long they didn't have any meddling boosters to get in the way of Cignetti's plans. Basically the anti-Texas A&M.

Indiana the football school?

OH MY GOD INDIANA

jfc ESPN stop cutting to Mendoza's parents immediately after every completed pass

Malachi Toney has made himself some money tonight

Put it in the Louvre

Legendary.

Dayum what a catch

Why is that not a catch and fumble?

SAW A MASTER'S COMMERCIAL MY BODY IS READY

"Tina Peters has internal bleeding" - the federal government, probably

Yeah and it was awesome

Absolutely wild that Tom Brady, representing the team that abandoned Northern California, is wearing a NorCal hat on national TV

Everybody knows A is the main button

I have seen at least three fish and chips food trucks locally in the last three months. Hadn't seen one in 10 years prior.

I will not be having any more Massholes in Colorado than will be showing up this Sunday

Imagine commenting "protests don't do anything" on MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY

I have never, in the history of the internet, wanted to sign into any website with Google. Why are you asking me

Admiral job

A G4+ watch for severe geomagnetic storming has been issued by NOAA's Space Weather Prediction Center. That suggests the potential for widespread auroral displays IF the CME (magnetic shockwave) hits Earth rather directly around the anticipated time (tonight 8 p.m. ETish).

That's wild

John Harbaugh punching air right now

ope

Kevin Harlan the absolute 🐐 Williams to Kmet from Westwood One

"14-yard touchdown pass"

Lmao what the hell was Durant doing there

THE POPE DID IT

Bears down

Is there anywhere taking prop bets on ICE storming the field for the Super Bowl halftime show

Who taught Rodney Harrison how to hold a mic