Diego Pavia showing up at NCAA HQ tomorrow

An absolutely legendary ratio is developing before our eyes

When you have an emergency accountability meeting with your son to talk about your browser history

I would own a hole in the wall burger joint. Like literally the one from Bob's Burgers with a lunch counter. It would be as basic and cheap as possible and the menu would have six things. If you ask for a fried egg on your burger I'll throw you into the alley

Don't let this latest false flag distract us from what's really important: that Diego Pavia went undrafted

Report: Nobody Fucking Cares https://theonion.com/report-nobody-fucking-cares-1819578909/

Send the Phillies to Abu Dhabi

Howie can not keep getting away with it (he will continue to get away with it)

He what

The cancer was detected when Trump remarked that it was "lumpier than normal" in there

With the 17th pick in the draft, the US Army selects that kid from your high school who always smelled like sour towels

Mitch Hedberg ass lookin bread

When Mr. Beast is just a boy being childish

Went to the doctor and later read the post-visit report and it said I "presented as well-developed" 😭

POV you're a pizza roll in my microwave

RIP Darrell, the master troll of the storage auction game

Dads of Bluesky: I don't own a grill but want a small one. Do I do grill or flat top griddle? Leaning towards flat top

Shame

Lmao this is awesome

"Sorry your insurance doesn't cover Velcro cable ties gotta go with the zip ties"

If I'm elected president I will require Google to let people comment on dumbass Google Maps reviews

"Sometimes" by My Bloody Valentine in the taxi scene in Lost In Translation youtu.be/zNbA-hzrv-s?...

Austin 3:16

relatable

That, uh, seems like a job for stronger rope.

True Lies. Escort Jamie Lee Curtis was... influential to my development.

Finally, the death that America has been waiting for, rooting for, begging for, has finally happened. The evil and corruption is over. Even blood money can't beat nature. I am talking, of course, about LIV Golf.

Diego Pavia's football career

I could not possibly care less about what anybody in the media is doing with anybody else can it just be football season already

Oh. Ok then.

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

The last lead generation

STEPHEN A: you KNOW I am sensitive to pricing out families from Wrestlemania HHH: of course STEPHAN A: BUT!

5) Riley Gaines

"Your dad's alive" "No" "FUCK"

This is actually Republicans' long-awaited Obamacare replacement

BUY NVDA MOVE TO BARBADOS

Pope Leo is STRONG on loving big naturals

In a statement Rivers said "I look forward to spending more time with my son, Cookie Monster"

Rory's just gonna play up the 10th to win it

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