Americans love bragging they can't be stopped from doing something that no one is stopping them from doing.

Bam's 43 FTA were an NBA record.

The good news for Adebayo is that he's still not Kobe's least-favorite bam

Not a lot of painting of Christ at the foul line, I guess

Cool. Cool cool cool

well that is the cross eyed bear that he gave to her

Oh no the Ever Given has run aground in the Strait of Hormuz

Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.

Do we not have like drone boats that can kamikaze their way into taking out mines? Or did our trillion dollar military budget not account for that

"I'm honkin on bobo here"

Oh.

Concepts of a victory

owner: you got that sculpture for out front of my ice cream store done? sculptor: sure do boss. real fucking sexy just like you asked owner: what

They're speedrunning their way to civil war

Noooooooo not Boatass

The new F1 regulations are simultaneously terrible while making the sport the most watchable it's been in decades

Ferrari back?

Hoping my guy Valerie Boatass wins simply by being so slow that Cadillac is the only team not to crash or fly apart

OSCAR WHAT THE FUCK DUDE

I LIKE BIG HUMPS AND I CANNOT LIE

[Kyle Schwarber hits a home run]: I love the American man Kyle Schwarber. He is shaped like a fire hydrant and does bad things to baseballs. [the camera cuts to a crowd of Arizonans hooting and/or hollering]: Death To The American Swine

GOOD JOB KYLE

It's crazy that the F2 cars sound so much better than F1 now

How did these teams score 200+ points but neither can make a shot in OT

Why didn't anybody tell me that Formula 2 absolutely rules

Ferrari has a rocket ship, don't they

Why would the Browns be conducting head coaching interviews there?

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

"We blew it on cruise missiles, sorry"

How could Joe Biden do this

31 years ago today, Hans Moleman premiered his short film “Man Getting Hit By Football.” It was later remade into an Oscar-winning feature starring George C. Scott. #TheSimpsons episode “A Star is Burns” first aired March 5, 1995.

Hell yeah

31 years ago today, Mr. Burns’ film was booed by everyone at the Springfield Film Festival, except Hans Moleman, who was saying “Boo-urns.” #TheSimpsons episode “A Star is Burns” first aired March 5, 1995.

Oh she's FIRED fired

Uh oh looks like assbott has gained access to @nasboat.org's browser history

I scored four touchdowns in a single game

ERNESTINE: you KNOW I am sensitive to the plight of women in Iran SKIP: of course ERNESTINE: BUT

Appreciate the clarity

My most enduring memory of my grandma, who I never truly knew because she had dementia for all the years I can remember, was watching Notre Dame football with her on Saturdays. A devout NYC Catholic, she loved Notre Dame and the success of the Lou Holtz era.

Just learned that Polk Panther is an anagram of Phat Plonker, so

Utterly shameful

Give me a Chili's Waffle House and I will never leave

Pretty sure you were defeated by everything you've ever done post-90s, Billy