This is beef Wellington erasure

"Yeah gimme the Ron Blagojevich"

¡El howler!

French Dogwalker: Poupon Degrasse

Legs aren't supposed to do that

This is simply one of the most elite and well-deserved ratios you will ever see. Hall of Shame shit

What the hell, you can't just steal my motto like that

"Who do you think you are, the United States?"

Live wrote the song "Shit Towne" about York, in case you were wondering

Incredible World Cup so far for underdogs

No Peg I'm not going to take Kelly to some shoegaze concert I spend all day gazing at shoes and it makes me want to blow my brains out

Sometimes you gotta hand it to the algorithm

Am I the only one who can't stand John Strong? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills that people aren't all over this dope

This match rules

He got kicked in the crown jewels

OI TIME FOR A BIT O THE FOOTY EH LADS MENTAL INNIT

When you're getting ratioed for a hot take but your mufos like the skeet

I don't open up the bad app much anymore but when I do I am grateful that the algorithm always shows me @clueheywood.bsky.social talking his shit

walking into the dick sucking factory on a Wednesday

We are all witnesses

Blowjob Factory Rule #27:

Iraq's center back when Haaland

I'll shit my own dick if this bitch can lift it over his head with his right arm

Imagine getting to hit Grover Norquist with a devastating bofa own in front of 113 of the world's hugest weirdos

So the NFL is going to deny Sorsby from the supplemental draft because he's technically still eligible and then he ends up playing at Liberty, right?

Surely there can't be an NFL team so debased that they are willing to take a chance on a morally bankrupt quarterback

BULLYING WORKS

Eggs

Looking forward to being sent to SSRI Reducation Camp

It should be illegal for apps to change their icons

look at this happy little fucker. i fenced in the perennials this year and the rabbits are starving but the bees are slurpin that good shit down. get on your knees, pray to god: the birds and the bees

Selecting a Mother's Day card: the most heartfelt message about love and appreciation for a lifetime of nurturing Selecting a Father's Day card: find the funniest fart joke

GET IN HERE @mopupreliever.bsky.social

John Tortorella isn't doing anything

Invite some War of 1812 re-enacters over and just see what happens

He looks like a forward-facing Simpson

I absolutely love that Europeans are in awe of like the 20th-best NFL stadium

In the last year I've gotten emails saying I've been included in class-action lawsuits for Google, Apple, Facebook (twice), Blue Cross Blue Shield, Sirius XM, Amazon, and T-Mobile. Completely normal capitalist system we have here.

I don't think anybody foresaw this amount of James Cordon dicksuckery at the World Cup

IT'S COMING HOME

HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM

Mitch Johnson is a basketball terrorist

Objectively hilarious that Charles Oakley gets to see this in person

De'Aaron Fox

Scotland topping their group with Brazil and a defending semifinalist, as one does

the NBA sending out Scott Foster in a Game 5:

the NBA sending out Scott Foster in a Game 5:

Just saw a commercial for Threads? That can't be right