Eternally bitch made

HEARTWARMING: Nick Castellanos commemorating the Mets' death

[BLOOD OOZING OUT OF EVERY PORE] 4-0, baby, never in doubt; Go Birds

Da Birds

Hahahaha they did it again

And they say darts isn't a sport

I don't think white cornerbacks should be eligible to be called for taunting

How can you be located in Florida but your grass looks worse than the Linc in December

Oh god the Eagles have a passing version of the Tush Push now, it's over

Watching Aaron Rodgers get sacked at 6:35 am, however…delightful.

Hahahahahahahahaha

How on earth do they not call that targeting on the field

I think pass interference should be legal. Every game should be 6-3 with 437 yards of rushing

Ryder Cupp sounds like a BYU tight end

“We’re making our way through all the E’s. Earhart, then Earnhardt - we’ll find out what happened there, then we’ve got a bunch of England stuff, and after that I don’t think anyone cares frankly.”

So last week I'm mindlessly scrolling TikTok and this woman had a video saying "I have a source in the federal government, and let me just say, don't believe anything you hear on Sept. 24" I'm sure this is unrelated.

Kimmel: "Disney has asked me to read the following statement and I agreed to do it. 'To reactivate your Disney+ and Hulu account ... '"

Why can't I eat mashed potatoes as a dip like guac or hummus

C'mon rapture I got meetings to avoid

What's the most hilarious rapturable "they were right" group, gotta be the Mormons

The peas are not touching the chicken which is not touching the corn

The good news is Kimmel is back. The bad news is that Guillermo has been deported and replaced by the Man Show Boy

Hot take: it's Denver. There's nothing original here.

Was scrolling too fast and thought this was Guy Fieri

92 points allowed in 3 games 💀

I'd gloat to some Rams fans if they existed. Go Birds

Poop? From a BUTT?

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

What kind of @clueheywood.bsky.social dickriding is this

Poo Fighters

She's the tallest person to ever hit the 619 (ps Kenny Omega fuckin rules)

Man if they ever invent phones where the texter hears what I say out loud when I receive their text, I am COOKED

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Colin Jost has the chance to do the funniest thing to Michael Che

My main takeaway from Powell is that we're mega-fucked (politely)

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

ELISABETH SHUE IN KNEE SOCKS AND A LAB COAT

Is Gish better than Siamese Dream? MY COLUMN:

"What extremism?" - The FBI

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

The worst gift I ever got was a succulent. This should be self-explanatory.

I certainly do love the Eagles, a group of upstanding men who have never done anything wrong in a game

Go Birds

I'M NOT OWNED. I'M NOT OWNED

Just dropping by to remind everybody that the Evergreen, Colo. school shooter was a radicalized anti-Semite, since that seems to have gotten dropped by the national media like a sack of potatoes

My most controversial music opinion is that Sonic Youth is and always was, awful

Imagine getting swept on 9/11

Anybody get their DOGE refund check yet?

This old bit