Joe Burrow washed?

DA BILLS

Bills about to get fucked by the worst rule in football

Lando 🥹

Woke up at 5:30 am for the Formula 1 I better get chaos

If it reaches a fourth overtime teams must compete to eat an entire box of Extra Toasty Cheez-Its the fastest

HOOS

The only thing I learn from postgame interviews is how much God loves that particular winning football team

O-H-oh no

(Bon Jovi voice) my wife

Certainly the first time a group of Mormons have been fraudulent

DO DO DODO MAX VERSTAPPEN

Bryce Harper headed to the plate in spring training

Look I've just been thinking about this ok

"Bababooey"

Penn State Head Coach Kevin Patullo has a nice ring to it don't you think

Trying to give ol' Joe one last ride before Nancy Reagan gets to him

On no planet can you tell me Texas Tech is better than Oregon

Bowling was 1960s pickleball

Slowwves - Perfect Evasion Shiner - BELIEVEYOUME Deafheaven - Lonely People With Power Pink Breath of Heaven - Colors Make A Sound Deftones - private music

FIIIIIIIVE CAAAAAASH FIIIIIIIIIVES

Tom Hanks, easy. Insane filmography AND he cameoed in Band of Brothers and narrated The Pacific

Kash Patel is a crossdresser? Who knew

Yuki ☹️

Bro no way

Did everybody just suddenly agree to start saying Mariota different

Crypto's crashing again, in case you want to check in on your neighbors who own Rivians

Babe wake up new GayHooters bathroom remodel just dropped

Lane looks like ICE is hot on his tail

Hey @assbott.bsky.social what do you think of the Lane Kiffin situation

Does that count as a red zone score for the Vikings

Greg Olson still glazing the Vikings' QB while they're punting is (chef's kiss)

Those Seahawks uniforms

Live look at Lando's championship lead:

Starting to think this Lane Kiffin character isn't a great role model for young men

Nick Rolovich is Cal's head coach? Gross

BAMA'S GONNA WIN THE FOOTBAWL GAME

I think if you leave your team as coach before the season is over, every guy on the team should get to run an Oklahoma drill on you. If you get fired, you get to hip drop tackle the AD.

Is the Matt Patricia glazing really necessary

My most boomer opinion is that defensive players shouldn't wear single-digit numbers

@profanity.accountant fuck my shit up

Every English Premier League game is called by one person who attended an expensive boarding school, and an ex-player who sounds like he's auditioning for a Guy Ritchie film

Michigan has a chance to do the funniest thing

This game either ends with Texas A&M blowing their unbeaten season, or Texas collapsing in hilarious fashion. We all win either way.

Lane Kiffin for Eagles' OC, imo