you can take the man out of the kings but not the kings out of the man

Great comeback. Worse collapse.

The Spurs are complete fucking frauds.

never change, Ben, never change

Man, FUCK EVERTON.

Scottish football is mad.

Rudy Giuliani is in stable condition and resting comfortably

If Kucherov scores there, it’s the best OT winner… ever.

Tonight, I mixed equal parts Irish Whiskey and the chilled broth from wonton soup (2of my favorite beverages). It was a solid 5 out of 10. Next time, I’ll heat the broth to make it a Hot Cluckie and report the findings.

Southampton deserved it. Arsenal need to get their fucking shit together.

I’m prepared to wear the shame of my naivety. I think at least two of the six will have souls and solid understanding of both the US Constitution and American jurisprudence. Bookmark me if you will. (I fear I’m going to WEAR it.)

The fact that Trump is going to oral arguments to pressure the justices to acquiesce to his attempted nullification of a constitutional amendment and create a stateless class for the first time since the civil war, illustrates what is really at the core of the Trump project and it isn’t tariffs.

I don't even understand why ppl ever talked about Chuck Norris jokes in a world where Joe Mazzula exists

If CB Bucknor is still a Major League Baseball umpire, his lack of shame should be studied by clinical psychologists.

The USMNT should not be taken seriously if Tim Ream is getting any minutes at all.

What. The. Fuck. Either the US or Belgium should’ve worn a dark kit. This is awful.

Big day for @mopupreliever.bsky.social

Fucking rubes.

He never even got his glove up. I don’t know what to say.

Still pissed that there’s no alternative to @mta.info Racket.

Hey, @nytimes.com I fixed it for you. You’re welcome.

@mta.info You fucking scumbags have the gall to try charging me an $8 surcharge for activating a single ride Metro North ticket as I board the train when I’m paying $300/month for LIRR. Fuck yourself all the Yaphank, you thieving cunts.

Islanders get fucked. Olivieri rode Lee like a fucking horse into the crease.

Everybody gets to hit Saka. Fucking farce.

Villa needs to chill the fuck out and allow West Ham to roll them over for the greater good. 😉

Good. Fuck all the way off. Take your lazy eyed friend with you while you’re at it.

If the Union keep this fucking scumbag, the entire organization is a rotten as him.

Spring meant a trip to Bromley Mountain to ride the alpine slide.

“Phew.” - That Chicken

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Always considered two names for cover bands I was never committed or talented enough to be in. Post No Bills for the free NYC advertising and Drunk on a Monday. Living the second one right now.

I have never engaged in sexual relations with Corey Lewandowski. I have to be honest, that was pretty easy and I had to spell, rather than simply pronounce, his last name.

Marcus Smart wearing baby shit mustard yellow is depressing.

Just watching some UCL clips. Casado should be ashamed of himself. Inexcusable.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

If you like “rock n’ roll” and don’t consider Appetite for Destruction a top 5 album, I don’t ever want to have more than 3 drinks with you.

Welp. Kid’s first name checks out. Good job ESPN. Good effort.

Can’t imagine Arsenal playing any worse and still didn’t feel like we were ever going to lose that lead. Always nice to open against a bottom 5 team.

I bought a saunabox #noadd and it’s a fucking life changer. I am schvitz’ing the schit outta myself on the reg. Game. Changer.

That is not a yellow card.

Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit

The TNT production quality is *almost* as bad as the USMNT tonight. Most of the match looks like it’s being broadcast from the team Veo.

No current offers, but if I buck the odds and become an MLB closer, once Skip taps the right for me, this bumps for exactly 42 seconds.

An Irs@y death would have been crazy in DUAN

Happy Birthday to all the sexy moms out there. Peace and love. Peace and love.

The road team won every game one of the NBA Conference Semifinals.

If the Knicks need the Celtics to miss 45 threes to win, I’ll take my chances on winning 4 of the next 6.

Marky got with Sharon Sharon got Cherese She was sharing Sharon's outlook On the topic of disease Mikey had a facial scar And Bobby was a racist They were all in love with dyin' They were doing it in Texas…