at this point we have to seriously consider whether someone at the club stole an ancient artifact and inadvertently placed a curse on the entire team

get well soon, sweet prince

we’re already picking up at least one injury per league game, at this rate Arteta will pull a hamstring in his technical area halfway through the season and airpod Albert will have to fill in

Bonmati is great but of the top three, two won the UWCL, one won the Euros AND the UWCL and Bonmati was neither of those people.

we do not care

BRO FUCK OFF

storm the theater, Mariona ROBBED

I will continue to poorly photoshop this until it is a reality, the 25/26 charge starts now

should’ve been between Mario and Russo idc

who is the women’s club of the year, Leah?

big Vik said arsenal men are leaving with something

that’s criminal, justice for Renée

everyone can go home, arsenal have won the face card d’or

waking up to the Madueke rumors, when will we be freed from the one in one out curse 😭

such a good run and finish, so happy to see it

another Eze assist 🪄

just like 23/24 😭😭

NELLI MY SON

I know he hasn’t been at his shining best, but we’ve missed Øde big time today

can we one club our way to two draws at least?

city player “injured” again, watch us get like 4 minutes of extra time

Silva is running away with the performative flop of the match award

Pep parking the bus already

about to fly to the emirates and start handing out cards myself

please please finish one of these chances

oh my god my heart stopped

fuck off Donnarumma

Trossard surviving the halftime subs

Eze yes!

I hate Bernardo Silva, little rat

fuck off Donnarumma

Noni is the only bright spot in attack rn

0 shots on goal at home… Arteta, please make changes at halftime

I hate Bernardo Silva, little rat

we actually have to fight everyone who participated in the "say no to madueke" campaign

had the men’s game on my computer and might just leave them there until they earn a promotion to the big screen

being an arsenal fan is a form of self harm

Dominant for 10 minutes. Concede first shot. We are so back

ugh

🕯️first goal for Noni today🕯️

I hope whoever decided to have the arsenal games overlap has a terrible day. watching these games at the same time cannot be good for my health

Katie Reid, hale end has done it again

time for round one of arsenal v the city of manchester. coyg!

another red, this game is the gift that keeps on giving

Chelsea spending £2 billion over the last few years just to have Sanchez as their starting keeper is hilarious

they actually can’t keep getting away with this, do they have a wishing well at anfield?

could’ve been a perfect squad photo, but no Win. 9.5/10

every tongue that rises against Bukayo Saka shall fall