thank you for brightening up my weekend, awfc

KIM!

Stina! great team goal

once again grateful for vpns, coyg!

that was so so bad, what a waste of 2 hours

it feels like arsenal want me to die

he kept the ball in with his arm, that’s a pen

🕯️Eze winner🕯️

someone needs to take the ref’s whistle away

how have we not scored at this point oh my god

so close Bukayo!

making necessary changes before the 60th minute, I can’t believe my eyes

take quicker throws when they’re on please

save us, raccoon

Martinelli used up all of his goals for the month against Portsmouth didn’t he

someone has to put that in, cmon

faking a head injury is so pathetic

peacock comms sound like they’re speaking through a radio from the 1920s, what is going on

coyg !!

the boys need to lock tf in so I can truly enjoy the results from this morning, what a day

way too nervy for my liking, but I’ll take it. fuck off, Chelsea

Enzo get your grimy hands off Zubimendi rn

genuinely cannot remember the last time I saw a player booked for diving, might as well take it out of the rules if you aren’t going to punish it

do we have a new winning by one goal bonus I’m unaware of? why do we keep doing this to ourselves

you have to be fucking kidding me

get Kai and/or Noni on, pls Mikel

the Martin Zubimendi ballon d’or charge starts today!

ZUBII I LOVE YOU

we need a new rule where Bukayo is allowed a free hit at anyone who fouls him

subs would be much appreciated, Mikel

of all people to let score, cmon guys

Benjamin White might be the biggest Chelsea hater on the planet and I love that for him

VIKTOR

someone finally getting a card for fouling Saka, is the world ending?

Wilo omfg

Leo, that would’ve been beautiful

didn’t think I’d ever love corners this much, I get so excited every time we win one. thank you, Mr. Jover

BENNNYYYY WHITE WHITE WHITE

a win is all I ask for, coyg!!

You should absolutely 1000% not come here for the World Cup

I have jury duty today and from my seat in the lounge can see multiple people using chatgpt, we are so unbelievably cooked

that was so fun. really happy for Martinelli and over the moon to have Kai back

Ødevertz is alive and well

NELLI HATTRICK

if we get a Kai g/a I may die

KAIII

switched to arsenal comms at halftime, I feel free

NELLI! boo him more pls

I love you, Benjamin White

Mikel might permanently lose his voice during this halftime team talk