looks like i’ve got my first project for 2026

i see there’s another mass migration from the bird to the sky? hello! hope you like jerseys and snarky sports remarks and advocating for the complete and utter annihilation of billionaires in whatever way feels most fitting

dems aren’t gonna but “the pedophilia party is trying to forcibly enter children daycares and film your kids” it’s pretty strong messaging if you ask me

2026 off to a banging start

13 total points from everyone not named ant or randle at the half

ah i see we’re playing timberwolves basketball today

hawks really have one of my favorite uniform sets in the nba

The final day

my most popular designs of 2025

trump freezing an entire states payments bc of fraud allegations while pardoning fraudster after fraudster after fraudster

I’m not gonna say it’s because of Adin Ross but Puka poisoned the locker room with that stuff and also put the refs on blast twice in a week. Yeah, you’re not gonna get any calls in your favor for a while now pal

Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.

(quietly puts entire net worth on jaylen brown to win mvp)

clippers need more water motifs imho

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺 record: 21-12

Every game involving the NFC South this year

one can only dream

will this be the night the timberwolves decided to play timberwolves basketball or continue to play timberwolves basketball? only time will tell…

Kawhi Leonard is playing so well tonight, Aspiration is going to be revived just to pay him some more money.

jb dropping another 30 as we speak

great to see julius randles alter ego julius painful has decided to make an appearance today

i mean tbh anyone other than jokic winning mvp at this point is wrong but still a kid can dream

jaylen brown in the month of december. mvp shit

14 points in the 2nd quarter to take the lead at the half

12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”

as a single issue voter this is now my single issue

I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.

the wolves are telling me it’s ok to go to bed right now

merry christmas!

spurs already closing the thunders dynasty window lmafo

are we sure the thunder are actually good? in my column i will

Got a pair of @shopbanner18.bsky.social classics for me and the little guy this Christmas, courtesy of the absolutely wonderful @tiff-tastic.bsky.social

designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺 record: 20-10

you know what’s nice to have? a healthy anthony edwards

merrick garland set a world record for being bad at your job, colts head coach jeff saturday was better at that job than merrick garland was at his

whatever it cost to release the directors cut i’ll pay it

Bari Weiss doing what she was hired to do (protect the Trump administration). (Text is email 60 Minutes journalist Sharyn Alfonsi sent about the pulling of the Terrorism Confinement Center story) www.thedailybeast.com/60-minutes-r...

Since when is male bonding a crime?

SCHEDULE MERCHANTS MY ASS BWHAHAHAHAH THE DYNASTY HAS RETURNED

all kyle williams does is haul in tough catches on absolute bombs one to two times per game and i’m 1000000% here for it

shoutout my beautiful wife for getting me this stunning one-of-kind book for xmas

designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺 record: 19-10

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 an ant 🕯 masterclass in 🕯 the 2nd half 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

new spiderman meme just dropped