with @shopbanner18.bsky.social all star drop officially closed, i want to give a final big thank you to everyone who purchased an abolish ice jersey. thanks to you all we raised $14,500 for Stand With Minnesota organizations! thank you ❤️

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

i do this for my wife every day when she asks me “how was your day”

Kash Patel says he now has a lead that Savannah Guthrie's mom is being held at either the NCAA Final Four or the Masters golf tournament, plans to personally investigate.

Dads trying to hang with their college kid’s tailgate crew energy

a gino time win vs the lakers in la deserves a jersey ☘️

tatum grinning watching pritchard absolutely cook the lakers has me feeing things

Prichard Ball GOD

YOU GET A TECH YOU GET A TECH YOU GET A TECH

🐺🐺🐺🐺

death, taxes, and the wolves not remembering how to play basketball

jaylen brown absolutely loves playing against luka doncic

PP HOURS

jason terry making this list despite lebron cutting his career short by dunking him into the center of the earth is honestly impressive

The women's team would never... [texting group chat "did the women do this"]

imagine losing *two* gold medal games in overtime in the sport you created. pssshhhh couldn’t be my country

every AI dudes wet dream is a world without humans

pistons are for real real. their shooting can be a night to night experience but their defense/toughness is 100% legit. they lowkey give me 03-04 piston vibes and im here for it

designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺 record: 35-22

oh timberwolves, never change. but also please completely change.

Naz Reid puts Gafford on a beautiful poster… #NBA

THE WORLDS BIGGEST EYE ROLL

I swear to God if the government murders me in cold blood and you niggas call the Jabbawockeez I'm coming back to haunt y'all

people think these tariffs are all just a joke, but don't forget this is how The Phantom Menace started

i need all them big macs to start destroying arteries

if it’s any consolation finland, your jerseys are sick

huge thank you to everyone who purchased an abolish ice jersey so far! we've currently raised over $12,000 for "Stand With Minnesota" organizations all thanks to you! last day this jersey + a whole bunch of wolves, celtics, & other nba jerseys will be available: shopbanner18.com/collections/...

yea this is definitely top 5 jersey i’ve ever made

sucks to suck

we’re officially on jaylen brown mvp watch

adam silver depriving me of celtics basketball for a week then making me stay up til 9 to watch them again

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

do we really need anoooother toy st—[watches trailer]—IM SEATED SO HARD MY ASS HURTS

The New York Times smeared AOC for saying “um”

one more day to purchase, help support minnesota aid (100% of proceeds go to stand with minnesota org) and piss this dude off shopbanner18.com/products/abo...

to the little incel that runs DHSgov, may you have crippling room-clearing farts whenever youre in the presence of someone you admire. cheers

So SCOTUS, with its fabricated-out-of-thin-air immunity doctrine, has actually made American presidents less accountable than LITERAL royalty.

THE DOGS NAME IS NAZGUL!!!!?????

I will take any opportunity to post this again

any answer other than albuquerque is objectively wrong

seems like one family shouldn’t control what looks to be *waves at the graphic* everything