I can't believe this is 8 years old, but once upon a time I made a jingle for YKS soundcloud.com/turdguy/yks-...

Timothee Chalamet pops up on the tv and I scream FUCK so loud the dog goes to bed and I have to act cool in front of my wife for the rest of the game while I figure out how we're ever gonna retire

When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it

Saturday Rosie candids

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

I hope Dems begin to see that moderate or progressive, AIPAC is not our friend. They endorse January 6th insurrectionists. Yet if you so much as suggest the US uphold its own Leahy laws, no matter your record, they will work against you.

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

don't worry, i'm on the case

this stuff has really broken me. it's simply astounding that so many people who have been allowed to amass unimaginable wealth are so droolingly stupid, so unmoored from and in fact hostile to any sense of community or social responsibility, and oh by the way they love to constantly rape children

i was reading some old 90s books about dialup cybersex BBSes on archive.org and i learned about tom terrific who owned the pleasure dome. thank you, tom terrific, for owning the pleasure dome.

Ripping up every government contract with these companies should be a priority on the same level as abolishing ICE.

It’s your city, from the sidewalk to the skyline. The David Dinkins Municipal Building’s rooftop is open & free to everyone, starting this June.

my favorite channels on youtube at the moment are guys that have like $100k of vintage synths and gear and make cool as hell jams and get like 30k views earning them 10's of dollars. Weird programmer guys just in it for the love of the game.

There's an interesting 20 yr story to be told about the transition from cable to streaming in which younger, tech-savvier consumers arrived on streaming first, and the streaming co's catered to them with some of the best prestige TV ever made, and now every moron with a Roku is there and we get this

Epstein is the most garish and harrowing manifestation of this but oligarchy makes life miserable in a thousand other ways. A core point of democracy is that no one should have so much power that they can make themselves everybody's problem. We should have a political party that believes that

it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend

Looking at the list of 19 new CBS News commentators, the median number of times they appear in the searchable Epstein database is 2 and the mean is 100

I can't believe the top executives at all the major news organizations and their sponsors are in the Epstein files and none of the major news organizations seem to be paying much attention to it. Gonna spend the day seeing if I can come up with a hypothesis for why.

Kinda reveals how Weiss was able to rise so high and so fast despite being an objective mediocrity - she simply tapped into a huge network of elite pedophiles and signalled that she could help them!

Tech Entrepreneur: (genius, innovative) What if there was a robot… who was a butler

It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles

Dear friend Jeffrey, When are the teenagers willing to have sex with me going to be on the island? Yours forever, Elon elno - they' re alwasy hear

Some thoughts on one of the best friends I ever had.

This is where the rubber meets the road. I think most elected dems are under the illusion that these LE agencies are under the control of whoever is in charge and that is very, very plainly not the case. Choking off their funding is the only means of control. They *will* not listen to D politicians!

just choked on my beverage

Showing up to break my pal out of prison and realizing I accidentally packed my cow tools

The thing is, as much as this lady stinks, if she had just shown up on the streets here and there - grab a megaphone, attend a vigil, elevate community voices - she could've already guaranteed herself a W.

"Where is the local PD?"

when you finish the 24 benghazi wing platter from Gay Hooters and the bathroom is out of order

When another boy has a one-note guitar solo

RIP Greg Bovino

Very sad news out of Cincinnati. The Car Fox, after climbing into a trash can to eat some old pizza crusts, could not climb back out and froze to death in the storm.

mayor mamdani is doing oral on miss piggy while kermit is out driving a snowplow. kermit knows whats going on, hes got a livestream of the sex encounter going on a tablet attached to his dashboard

Hmmm... That's not what I would've done

In exchange for continuing to fund DHS, Chuck Schumer is gonna negotiate for a football, held perfectly in place, that he can attempt to kick for a field goal.

Everything is terrible. And to add to it, I'm continuing to make new music. Don't worry it's only 19 minutes long. soundcloud.com/turdguy/wgtym

H.I. McDunnough’s Arizona license plate number has been officially ACQUIRED by Clue Heywood

i'm fucking screaming

It honestly feels like it's being underreported how much the right has been seething about the George Floyd protests for the past 6 years. It's no coincidence that this is happening in Minneapolis. These are revenge killings.

Temerity of this account to post at all. This is entirely on you. Entirely. We knew ICE was gonna be the Gestapo and you passed the bill. Talk to your own caucus. You're on the hook. Not another cent for you ever.

It must be frustrating believing the Dems want to do something but just aren't because... reasons. The Democrats are the party of the status quo. And when the status quo is fascism, Democrats are the party of fascism.

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

I keep seeing the post of the individual dems who voted for ICE funding and I really don't know what it will take for people to understand the game they play where there's always *just* enough dem votes to pass the bills they supposedly oppose. Wake up. Hold YOUR rep accountable for these votes

Where is our national press? The government has been shooting at and harassing clergy for months. This used to be a red line. The reality is their red line moved, not yours. They’re cowards.

Right up the with MTG's American idol Audition youtu.be/f9VIDHEPxB8?...

They're making him change Trump's colostomy bag

We're doing three more years of this? How?

I honestly think that removing trade barriers for Chinese ev's is a necessity at this point.