They called it Sora because everyone who went on it Sora lady with big wet tits getting facialized by a muscular dog with a huge vascular penis

People don't understand Kalshi is not gambling, it's trading shares based on probabilities. Athletes and politicians are now being banned from using it, for some reason, even though it's not gambling. But they can still own and trade shares in the stock market, which is not gambling either.

Putting ICE agents in airports is an interesting strategy. Put the very same assholes who this funding dispute is over right there in everyone's faces while they experience hours of misery. I'm sure they'll use the opportunity to endear themselves to the American taxpayer.

I think it's really messed up to make fun of someone who died from Parkinson's Disease. Robert Mueller suffered from Parkinson's and even though it didn't kill him, even though he pulled his penis out to take a piss next to two rollers in a dry cleaning facility and his penis got stuck and he

I think it's really messed up to make fun of someone who died from Parkinson's Disease. Robert Mueller suffered from Parkinson's and even though it didn't kill him, even though he pulled his penis out to take a piss next to two rollers in a dry cleaning facility and his penis got stuck and he

you're gonna hear two hits pal, me hitting the bong and my shin hitting the corner of the coffee table. and then you can expect to hear me say God Fucking Damn It really big one time followed by a whole bunch of smaller Jesus Fucking Christs. then i'll probably kinda zone out for a while. tough guy

My brain does like this entangled pairing thing where I can't see anything Hofstra related without thinking about Wayne Chrebet

"This season of the bachelorette has been cancelled" would be a cool thing for a moron to say to their girlfriend as they got down on one knee

if there's anything you as an individual can do to improve this it's to post as much as possible in the most deranged manner possible about every niche interest that passes through your brain. everything else is on the bluesky dev team to figure out

For about a year I've been working with some of the best reporters and editors in L.A. to build a brand new city news outlet. It launches tomorrow. Is it possible to operate a sustainable local journalism business in 2026? Let me know! lamaterial.com

The war is already won, we've pretty much already won, and also we need 13 million trillion dollars for the war. Don't worry we know what we're doing.

Holy shit Texas

i just want team USA to know that they did let us down, just not in the way they believe

You hate to drop game 1, but I was proud of the way our guys fought and I still like our chances. - Mark DeRosa postgame

FINALLY some good news

Big Papi: Jackson, it's Papi... Jackson Chourio: Hey Papi Papi: Hey the United States, they kidnap you president about a couple of months ago... Does that give you guys a little extra motivation for tomorrow's championship game?

Cal Raleigh getting in the zone to play Venezuela

billionaire being interviewed: i havent listened to a single note of music in 27 years. think about it, music was basically invented, what, maybe 50 years ago? interviewer: this is really interesting

Big Papi: Jackson, it's Papi... Jackson Chourio: Hey Papi Papi: Hey the United States, they kidnap you president about a couple of months ago... Does that give you guys a little extra motivation for tomorrow's championship game?

Nothing more poetic than Alex Jones going on a disgusting coughing fit directly into the mic for half a minute, then sputtering out, "We're winning"

Someone needs to send an ambulance to X

(answering work cell) Bill Wonka.

[dracula flow voice] I smoked an ounce and a half of that Kilimanjaro yeti crotchdust Cush and started using skyrizi even though I’m allergic to skyrizi. I’m Dracula! I don’t give a fuck!

Why is every single facet of this US team more disgusting than the last?

As a tribute to the military the US is going to have players from other countries come play for them and never acknowledge their contributions, declare victory in the 2nd inning, expel reporters who accurately report the score, and declare that success isn't actually defined by winning the game. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Average D.R. Player Interview: we love this game and just want to show our passion and culture Average USA Player Interview: i want to make out with a tank

Not going to get emotionally invested in this Venezuela team. I cannot handle seeing them win the whole thing and then party with Marco Rubio or something

[CSNY voice] 🎶 Friday evening Sunday in the afternoon Open the Strait of Hormuz 🎶

Bolsonaro wheeling himself into a 24-hr clinic with nothing but a rash on his arm. Trying to reclaim the glory years. He's in his Shaq on the Celtics era

Do you ever think about how despite this feeling like we live in a time of incredible technological advancements, we still take it for granted that planning a vacation often means saying "ok we're gonna need to buy like 50 gallons of gasoline"? Stone age civilization

Dominican Republic -- dancing, hugging, whomping baseballs Italy -- chugging espresso, kissing, whomping baseballs United States -- gritting teeth, thinking about the troops, leaving runners in scoring position

weird name but i guess it worked

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

"I'm caffeinated. I'm beaned up right now" Vinnie Pasquantino

im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality

You gotta be kidding. Of course my dumb ass bet the over on Adebayo 83.5

This happened 15 years ago today. Kemba Walker breaking Gary McGhee's ankles at the buzzer. One of the more famous shots in college basketball history. I took this video from press row.

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

Rewatched Once Upon a Time in Hollywood last night and verified my initial opinion was correct, that's a dogshit movie

Reminder if you are not demigender do not say Chapo Trap House

Babe, we need to talk. It's about the Strait of Hormuz.

When you spend 2 hours carefully, thoroughly, and thoughtfully responding to a client and they reply 15 mins later with the same 3 questions you just answered, there should be a Business Law that allows you to m**d*r them without losing their business

Ebike + train is legitimately a revolution in transportation. Realizing that the bike car is too full and deciding that the solution is to create new restrictions on bikes instead of creating more capacity is just mind blowingly stupid

Rivers Cuomo voice: 🎵Ooo Weee Oooo, Secretary Markwayne Mullin Oh-Oh, is replacing Kristi Noem🎵

Private jet accidentally takes Kristi Noem back to Wasilla, Alaska.

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

You're absolutely right—that was not a command post, that was an elementary school. Those were not military leaders—they were schoolchildren. I said the opposite, and that's on me.