Oh okay. So Lutnick finally manages to close a diplomatic deal and everyone gets mad at him.

tfw you’ve just finished pissing on jefferson davis’ grave

you know who else made a call to a higher power to reverse a penalty for us

The founder we should talk more about is Thomas Paine, who will fuck your shit up every time. Here he is in The Rights of Man just ripping into any ideas of "originalism" and that kind of garbage.

An appropriate day to remember this @nocartridge.bsky.social banger

Today we celebrate the PDFing of "Declaration FINAL v3 USE THIS ONE - SIGNED.docx" (Jefferson's draft was heavily edited by the Committee, then again by Congress, and he was big mad about it.)

As a neutral, I can say this was one of the greatest matches I've ever seen. Tears welled up at full time. I cant imagine how either team or their supporters are feeling right now.

twin eric cartman-ass chickens for sale

If they showed me the exact number of times I would probably end it

Absolutely insane that Cape Verde — a country of 500,000 — played Spain, Uruguay and Argentina…and lost to none of them in regulation. Easily one of the greatest performances in World Cup history.

JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you —your calls, they tend to be pedestrian. They're the WORST in the games. ha HA isn't that wonderful! ALEXI LALAS: *the least convincing laugh of all time* GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You call a sport where no one likes you. Why?

shitter got a cuck chair

I wrote about the sad Trump Country Fair thing and the very specific and hilariously shitty vision of America that it expresses. The war on metaphor continues apace. defector.com/dead-country...

Okay stu, find another word for "suffer"

Really digging Poch's "sloppy Kim jung un" look

Gavin Newsom proves that even if you’re an irredeemable piece of shit who got his start as a human footstool for the Gettys, a total commitment to “own the chuds” as a reflexive political position will still get you the occasional three pointer.

The three branches of the United States government, as delineated in the Constitution, are the God Emperor, The High Council of the Six Ayatollahs, and the Federal Reserve

I follow legal commentary, attorneys, etc who all say alito is a grade a moron. As a lay person i find it hard to suss out the idiocy in dry legal documents. Until now.

Since the start of President Trump’s second term, The New York Times has been documenting examples of moves by members of Mr. Trump’s family or the families of top aides to profit off of Trump administration policy actions. Today we take another look.

Wrote about that tension with supporting the USMNT and how a national team becomes a advertising platform for the current administration whether it wants that or not open.substack.com/pub/somethin...

yo I need everyone to notice this this guy just did a Zohran-style video that’s low-budget but super authentic, credible, and watchable. Proof it doesn’t take Zohran-level charisma! Sincere belief in what you talk about helps though.

This thread is *chefs kiss*

Is it too harsh to ask Tyler Adams to stay his ass in the luxury boxes? He's the type to get a yellow card from the bench somehow.

you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice

Lol godDAMN

Danny McBride is so funny man www.nytimes.com/2026/06/20/m...

“no, not me folks, he’s talking about the curaçao goalie, but thanks for looking!”

man loves to stop shots

I am HOWLING

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

a Black man named Freeman scored the second goal and the first goal happened because of a great run by our birthright citizen striker, these chuds can fuck all the way off

“We found there’s this perfect one-to-one relationship. If a city increased its road capacity by 10% then driving in that city went up by 10%.” Still one of the best articles on why building wider roads leads to more cars stuck in the same congestion. Understanding #InducedDemand Via @wired.com

Made damn sure this wasn't a hoax and, welp....

sometimes I think our lives are just random coincidence instead of destiny, but then I remember John Rocker had 88 career saves

Just watch Thierry Henry once Lalas is done

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.

don't forget Toad

Looking at the Criterion Channel menu at 10:41pm after a small edible.

For all the haters... #USMNT

As the leaked documents demonstrate, the abundance project is orchestrated by Silicon Valley elites—they even use the word “elite” by choice. prospect.org?p=139690

Breaking: Team USA has won the World Cup for the first time because all the other teams were denied entry into the country and had to forfeit

i’m reviewing the Los Angeles primary results and i’m sorry but it is obvious that there was voter fraud. if you take the results at face value they show that 25% of voters voted for **Spencer Pratt**, an almost completely illiterate reality show moron. investigation NOW.

I know that filet o fish is rumbling.

Three years ago tomorrow, I very nervously gave this speech. I knew my career as a TV journalist was dunzo, cooked, filleted, kaput the morning I wrote it. (Thanks to Kat insisting I go for it anyway.) The end is awfully prescient at this exact second, though. Big ups to Scott Pelley for fighting.

there’s been a terrible accident down at the blowjob factory