Franco is looking up in disgust

Another two hours of my life successfully wasted

Que golaso

Zendejas gang stand uppppp

I know it’s about accessibility for Europeans but having the two biggest club matches of the year at noon with crazy shadows is horrible for TV viewing.

About to watch future NWSL Atlanta teammates Melchie Dumornay and Claudia Pina play against each other

Fuck Trump Love Tromp

Gio Reyna vs Diego Luna is going to be a divisive decision, so I ran a statistical deep dive for my column: Spreadsheet Merchant sponsored by Draft Kings:

Gozo not being on the roster pisses me off. He does things no other player in the pool can do from a dynamic substitute perspective. Poor decision.

Neither should be back if Henderson is smart. Berrocal is not at the level. Galarza is a decent player but not worth hurting Jay or Cooper’a playing time and not worth the financial investment.

Worst concert ever

Sigh. The FSF discord has found the Waffle House font generator...

Hearing reports of Michael Harris II

Johnny would've retired

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He better get the Curt Schilling surgery and get his ass out there

Oh but when I tried to do the first professional live screening of Marty Supreme shot entirely on an IPhone I got threatened with jail time. Capitalism is ruining this country.

Watching baseball

The Jay Fortune Story

Pick that out

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What the hell did I do to Spotify?

Halftime ATLUTD analysis: Jay Fortune looks good in an advanced role

When does the Atlanta United match start

Sad day for soccer

What the hell did I do to Spotify?

Why the hell is the UCL final being played at noon?

Hearing Pep Guardiola to NWSL Atlanta

The pope dropped an album before we got GTA VI

Cancel the World Cup

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HES THE BEST FUCKING PLAYER ON THIS SHITTY TEAM BLOW THE WHOLE FUCKING THING UP AND BUILD AROUND HIM

What a weird soccer team. At least I get to watch Jay.

Pardon my crassness, but I don’t care for the Major League Soccer franchise located in Orlando, Florida, USA.

How is it so hard for production crews to get audio sync lined up for soccer matches?

That Celtic goal wasn’t offside but it’s hilarious (sad) they couldn’t celebrate the goal that won the title organically and had to wait for a referee announcement. The beautiful game.

As much as it pains me to say it, Drake shouted out PSG and Luis Enrique in his new album. Bet your house and all valuable possessions on Arsenal to win the Champions League final.

Can’t believe Drake called out Johnny Cardoso for ducking the World Cup

Tonight I realized I’m an iPad/Tiktok kid at heart because the Jets schedule release had me entranced

When my boss gives me the simplest of tasks

First episode of this was pretty good!

Atlanta United haven’t given up a goal all night 💪

Cherki is such a baller

Okay Foden, that was dope.

Find all the bubble wrap in the world and put it around Tyler Adams.

We all dream of a team full of Jay Fortunes

Shohei must’ve taken the under on all of his season-long props. Respect.

Watched El Clasico and was reminded of how good La Liga’s TV production is and how well ESPN presents it. Say what you want about them as a devolving company, but they always knew how to present soccer. It’s a damn shame they lost so many important rights in the U.S.