I remember when @payson.bsky.social broke the Josef statue figurine and ruined his career and cursed the club for the rest of eternity. Good times.

Hearing Salah to Inter Miami on a supplemental roster spot.

I’m saddened to announce my long and loyal fandom of Antoine Griezmann has come to an end. We survived blackface scandals and the Barca fiasco, but I’m afraid being an Orlando City player is just a bridge too far. Farewell, my favorite Globetrotter. I wish you nothing but frustration and failure.

The Braves must be smoking crack if they want me to pay $100 to watch their games. They should have to pay me $100 to watch Bryce Elder pitch.

Uhhh, did MLS replace their social media team with AI too?

All it took was Jorginho to take down Chappel Roan? Someone get Casemiro to a Benson Boone concert.

Tata used to get bunker and countered to death by Ben Olsen and lose. If you think about it this is an improvement.

At least we aren’t Orlando

watched the whole atl/dc game, love my job

It would be neat if Atlanta United remembered how to play soccer with each other again. That was fun.

Not much shocks me these days, but Tata making a lineup change after last weekend (barring an unknown injury) would be absolutely shocking.

The Pitt is wildin this season

He takes shots at them any time he can. It was his dream job. He's still bitter af.

That Jesse Marsch story is wild. He's justified in all of his bitterness.

In Bruges is a perfect movie. I understand trying to replicate it, or follow its formula, but it seems like an impossible task.

My life is just like Don Draper’s (seasons 6 and 7)

We’re all Nashville SC fans tonight

Salah looks ready for MLS

What a night. It was a pleasure getting put on a CIA watchlist with all of you for pro-Venezuela views.

Mark DeRosa is still confident we will win the best out of seven

This Geno post game interview is legendary

VAMOS VENEZUELA

LOL

Letting someone who pitches for the Orix Buffaloes pitch in the biggest spot in the Championship game may not have been the greatest idea

VAMOS

What kind of odds can I get on Zlatan telling Alexi to shut the fuck up?

You can’t even celebrate trophies in this sport anymore without worrying about VAR taking them away

Not to sound too drastic but if Arsenal win the Champions League it might be time to cancel the sport

We will be there

I think Alex Zendejas is a very good soccer player who could help the USMNT at the World Cup. I disagree with Mauricio Pochettino's decision on this matter. I hope we can remain friends if you disagree.

So, we're all cheering for Venezuela tonight, right?

San Diego FC freezing out a high-priced and high-profile DP from their squad and still being a top tier team is one of the most impressive things I've ever seen in MLS.

BABIP is a lie. VAMOS VENEZUELA.

Ronnie the goat

I've never needed a t-shirt more.

Atlanta United are finally showing signs of life, breaking two unpleasant streaks with their win this past weekend. Tata Martino appears to be learning his players — and results are starting to trickle in. Read up on that (and more!) from around MLS ⤵️

The Waldo sequels are good. The blue ones are meh. Thanks for listening.

Oh, there’s Wallace.

Ketel Marte, man. What a player.

Austin Wells playing for the DR is like Matty Cash playing for Poland

You 8 to see it for Max