Mora? ... "Maura"

*Mexican fans shout a bigoted chant in unison throughout the stadium* Commentator: The Mexican fans have been great!

Tonight in the Mexico \ England match I'm rooting for chaos

Belgium fans suddenly tryna act hard online after the Balogun red card suspension

The Norway coach white knighting for Belgium wasn't on my bingo card

Neymar really took the death of Gandalf hard

Paolo Díaz' wife posted an IG story that appears to show her enjoying fireworks at Battery Park, home of tye Atlanta Braves #ATLUTD

Brazil: Murdered by a giant Norwegian on July 5, 2026

This has been a hell of a World Cup for goalkeepers

Word is England paid to have the clouds seeded over the Azteca to trigger a storm and try to delay the match so they have more time to acclimate to the altitude.

Endrick missed an open net. Brazil is cooked.

Balogun free and hoes REALLY mad this time

The number of USMNT hate watchers just went up by the millions and I'm here for it. The USMNT turning heel and beginning their villain arc is going to be iconic.

According to Latte Lath's IG stories he's been to Africa and now LA the past week or so. I don't think Latte Lath is coming back to Atlanta United, fam. #ATLUTD

BALOGUN IS BACK

Flo Balogun celebrating being set free

Belgium when they heard Balogun was available

I'm sure the White House didn't threaten to deport Messi

So after watching him play for Paraguay, it's clear Junior Alonso (rumored to be coming to Atlanta United) was pretty decent as a traditional left back in a low block system. But that doesn't do much to help determine how he might do as a center back in Tata's system.

Posted my revised scouting report on Paolo Díaz, a center back rumored to be transferring to Atlanta United #ATLUTD open.substack.com/pub/jwriddle...

8 days until the MLS transfer window opens Atlanta United has 4 straight away matches starting July 17... - 2 CB transfer rumors - Failed Koke bid - Saba sold for GAM Even if they bring in attacking pieces immediately, visas take time so they won't have an immediate impact.

Galarza was really out there tryna murder people

Most people really don't understand how strong the South American futbol supporters' meme game is

Still hanging on #ATLUTD

Who hacked Grok? Show yourself! 😂 #ATLUTD

Buying a season ticket to whichever club this maniac plays for

Millions of people discovered what USMNT fans have known about Paraguay for quite some time: They're soccer terrorists and fights breaking out is par for the course

Paraguay are such shit housers

Riyad Mahrez is a free agent, but people want Atlanta United to sign Vozinha 🤦‍♂️

FIFA waiting for an opportunity to put France through using the ball microchip somehow

Junior Alonso, future Atlanta United defender

I'm gonna need a Galarza goal so I can watch the Atlanta United subreddit crash out over how he should play for #ATLUTD

Your move, Atlanta United #ATLUTD

RE: the lack of MLS direct marketing so far during the World Cup. Perhaps they're saving their ammunition for a blitz campaign on TV in later rounds of the World Cup, but the idea that relying on organic, viral social media buzz and third person mentions is more "authentic", /1

Casual Atlanta United fans are more hyped for the idea of signing a 40 year old goal keeper that nobody heard of until the World Cup than they were about the Koke transfer rumor. Much love to Vozinha, but this ain't it fam 😂

Me trying to convince my homies that Pokemon cards are an investment that can lead to generational wealth

Morocco broke Mike Myers

$10 that Jesse Marsch gets hit with a question about the USMNT in his post-match press conference

I don't claim to be an expert on soccer tactics, but poor set piece marking at a professional level always blows my mind

Hard to believe Morocco did any level of preparation for facing the Jesse Marsch Maplepress

I don't like the term "hate watching". I prefer "petty generational grudge monitoring"

Millennials and Gen Zers are working a lot. They’re juggling multiple jobs, side hustles, and freelance gigs just to keep up with rent and bills. They're highly educated and deeply driven. Boomers need to STFU. Working hard doesn’t guarantee stability the way it once did.

Happy 4th of July. Or as I refer to it: T-9 to MLS Summer Transfer Window

Bye Ghana

Out of Context Atlanta United #11 #ATLUTD

Come on Colombia, put 3 more goals up on Ghana

Goodnight, Cape Verde 😢 You had a beautiful run ♥️

This match is absolute insanity

CAPE VERDE TIE IT WITH ARGENTINA

Legend