Every time someone says, "I used ChatGPT to help with this," I immediately assume they suck.

One thing I've always appreciated about @johnfugelsang.bsky.social is that his sincerity is sincere. He's damn funny, but he's also smart as hell. Awesome seeing him hit it out of the park on @thedailyshow.com www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj3O...

He kind of did this, just a bit more metaphorically.

Robby Starbuck is the Tennessee-based homophobic fucknut who made a pal’s life a living hell for a few likes on Twitter. Fucking asshole.

“Baby couldn’t control himself” is a more accurate headline

Kimmel should fuck a Brendan Carr doll in the ass with a rolled-up Constitution.

Someone just revealed her deal with the devil isn’t working out like she thought it would.

Um, I've spent a great deal of time in London the last few years, and it hasn't changed much at all other than Hackney getting ridiculously gentrified.

Trump cancelled his meeting with Schumer and Jeffries, claiming Dems want to "allow men to play in women’s sports, and essentially create Transgender operations for everybody." Yet Democrats have no coherent response on trans issues. Don't try to out-hate Trump. Lead with love, you dumbasses.

Some personal news: I’ve been raptured. Apparently, you leave your clothes behind when you ascend to the heavens, so apologies to the people on the 20th floor. It wasn’t my choice to squeak across your windows.

Just a gathering of the stupidest motherfuckers. "I've never seen" is not justification for anything. Quote a fucking study or shut the fuck up.

You know they said, “Tylenol” because Trump couldn’t pronounce “acetaminophen.”

Okay, I don't normally post Trump's Truth Toilet droppings, but this one is so fact-fucked that it's special and you know Trump is going to repeat the errors in here as facts. Uzbekistan Airways purchased up to 22 Boeing 787 Dreamliners, not 22,787. 14 with an option for 8 more. And... (1/2)

ABC should pull all their shows from Sinclair and tell people in those places to sign up for Disney+ and Hulu where most of them are probably watching ABC programs anyways. Good luck to your local advertisers.

I wasn't joking when I said this.

Look, if a bunch of evangelicals are raptured away tomorrow, can we just enjoy them being gone and not be assholes about it like in The Leftovers or whatever?

The president doesn't have the right to use the Department of Justice in order to seek vengeance on those who prosecuted him. That's impeachable, if we still gave a shit about that kind of thing anymore.

I'm up at 9:30/6:30 ET/PT this a.m. on @stephaniemiller.bsky.social after I figure out where to hide this Five Guys bag of cash some nice FBI agent gave me.

God, he’s such a drama queen.

A friend just called it a “circle kirk” and now that’s what we should all call it. (He also said he didn’t say it first, but can’t remember who did.)

Always make sure you make eulogies about yourself. Everyone loves that.

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I won't be watching the Charlie Kirk thing today. Necrophilia is not one of my kinks.

Just remember: No matter how shitty you are or someone accuses you of being, Trump will always be shittier.

Do you think that there are days that Biden wishes he had taken advantage of that free pass the Supreme Court gave him on drone missile murdering his enemies?

Can we go back to saying what fucking weirdos these people are? Because this is just perverse desperation to own the libs.

My favorite thing is that the live closed caption pauses for a moment, as if the AI is asking, “What the fuck?”

I don’t wanna stereotype here, but Homan totally looks like the guy who would take a bribe. Or a hefty tip to let you in the mafia-run nightclub.

If Joe Biden had even whispered that Merrick Garland's Justice Department should be prosecuting Trump, Republicans would have burned down DC in performative outrage.

Now, nobody’s going hungry! Problem solved!

Were they afraid because it had actual quotes from Charlie Kirk?

Unless you absolutely have to, don't come to the US. Just don't. We're led by assholes who seek to harm you. We're pariahs, and we deserve your scorn, not your talents. Maybe one day we'll be normal again, but we're being run by thugs who are shaking down everyone they can.

Migrants make up 3.4% of the population of Northern Ireland. Your pasty white existence is not remotely on its way out.

God, I hope this ends at The Hague.

That is, in fact and by law, free speech.

This is an official government website. This promise of permanent legal resident status for a bribe of a million bucks (or 5 million, if you want express service). This reaches levels of fucked that scientists have not discovered yet. trumpcard.gov

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I know this doesn’t matter, but Kirk’s favorite Starbucks drink was “Mint Majesty tea with two honeys”? The fuck?

At some point, the Democratic Party is going to have to decide if it represents American voters or Israel.

Can’t wait for the Supreme Court to say that presidents are super special and are allowed to write lawsuits as long as they want.

No. Because he’s dead. Like all the kids killed in schools.

The whole boils down to “Suck Trump’s dick on your own time.”

Nothing but respect for my president.

To quote Dril, "You do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to them.'"

Whew. For a second there I thought he’d be funny or insightful.

This is how he takes over Canada, Greenland, and Panama, for a start.

So by keeping it off the air, Paramount execs are dishonoring Charlie Kirk, and thus, by the new rules, they need to be fired. variety.com/2025/tv/news...

Sanction the lawyers. If you don’t, they’ll keep doing this shit.

If it can be taken away so easily, it isn’t a “right.”

Arrest the agents who lied.