On Friday, I was pulled over by cops in Newark (I was seeing Tom Papa, who was hilarious). Apparently, I drove in a parking lane in a maneuver that every driver here does. But, fine, it's illegal, I was caught, and I pulled over. One of the cops, who did have her badge and name visible, was masked.

Random Observations on Senate Democrats Shitting the Shutdown Bed rudepundit.blogspot.com/2025/11/rand...

Sweet Jesus, just crank it somewhere you can cackle freely.

"Appearing to close his eyes"? Motherfucker, we can actually see his eyes are closed. It's an observable fact. How about "appearing to fall asleep"? Or "appearing to briefly die"?

So barring some fuckery from SCOTUS, the SNAP fight would have been out of the equation for the time being.

I'm up at 9:30/6:30 ET/PT this a.m. on @stephaniemiller.bsky.social unless a group of bitch-ass Democratic senators negotiates that away.

Then your constituents are idiots

Schumer should have stepped down as Minority Leader when he announced his “no” vote. And, frankly, he should have resigned. Falling on your sword is underrated.

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

Should have just written a strongly-worded letter instead of putting us through this bullshit. It would have had the same effect.

My sister's premiums are going up over 200%, so, you know, shove your deal up your pasty asses when you fly home for Thanksgiving, you fucking losers.

I guess that's what they'll say when Trump goes ahead and fires the federal workers again and Thune shrugs. This isn't a deal. It's a surrender.

We all know Sen Dems should have asked for more than just ACA subsidies to agree on a budget, but we got behind the strategy because at least it was a fight. And then we used that strength on Tuesday to blow them away. And now...they just took all that energy and tossed it in the garbage. Bastards.

Some weak-ass shit here. A fundamental misreading of the base and absolutely dispiriting to voters who just got energized.

Signs that must have a story behind them.

Democrats need to talk about this savagery and say that they want to do it to Americans.

I wish I cared about anything with the passion that the Trump administration cares about making sure people starve.

Every day, just story after story about the abject dickishness of this garbage administration.

What fucking president ever had a building or stadium or post office or toilet officially named after him while he was still in office? It's embarrassing. MAGA freaks should be ashamed but, as we know, they do not have that capability.

I’m no geography expert but I’m pretty sure that Mexico and South America are part of the West.

I wish Democrats fought for anything with the intensity that Donald Trump fights to starve poor people.

"You must allow us to starve poor people because then Democrats will let us take away their health insurance" is a hell of a message for a president and his party, but there it is.

One of the less-discussed points Al Gore made in his crusade against fossil fuels was that there was a ton of money to be made in developing alternative sources of energy. But, of course, we were too dumb to listen.

The definition of “feckless” right here.

I'm glad that you shifted your vote back to Democrats this year after voting for Trump in 2024 after voting for Biden in 2020, but, seriously, you seem like you're a fucking idiot.

Truly looking forward to Musk learning that no one controls the robot army as they tear him to pieces.

That sounds like a confession there, you walking hemorrhoid.

Lines from “Paranoid Android” come to mind.

I remember when some asshole ran on promising people a "golden age" in the United States.

So we are the world's police now, I guess.

Dude blew everyone out standing up for trans rights and Palestinians while looking like a goddamn movie star and you think you're gonna make him a villain? Good fuckin' luck.

Real Beats Fake: How Authentic Democrats Are Breaking Trump’s Spell www.blueamp.co/p/the-mamdan... NYC Mayoral Election USDA Dick Cheney

Has anyone said that Zohran has a "Mamdate" to lead now? If not, let's get on that.

Any inroads in the Deep South ought to be a cause for cautious optimism for Dems. Watch out for more GOP fuckery to limit voting further. They’ll be shitting themselves over this.

What clued them in?

"Democrats everywhere should be studying Mamdani's refusal to play by the Democratic consultant rulebook. People want a politician who is a whole human being, not a talking points machine, not someone warning us about how shitty things can be or moderating their beliefs to appeal to shitty people."

Goddamn, it's so nice seeing Cuomo face plant so fucking hard. And seeing Jack Ciatterelli eat shit for a third time is just beautiful.

Cuomo really had a party?

So are all you pricks gonna leave the city like you said you would? No, you're not. Shut the fuck up and make a brunch reservation.

Mikie, Abigail, and Zohran win and Dick Cheney died? I'd say we deserved a quality day like this.

Nice to be reminded that all the Never Trumpers praising Dick Cheney today had no problem with evil they liked.

Imagine spending your day sending death threats to teachers because some online rando told you they insulted your favorite dead racist.

Over the years, I wrote a lot of nasty, terrible shit about Dick Cheney, who was a nasty, terrible shit himself. Here are some of the best. Cheney at Auschwitz rudepundit.blogspot.com/2005/01/chen...

There are demons in Hell who have sharpened the barbs on their cocks for years in giddy anticipation. www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

Just the stupidest shit ever. How they treated him like God's most precious angel is a fucking insult to the idea of justice in this country.

Mamdani just gained another ten points over Cuomo.

See, I'm weird in that I think owners of a company should be paying their workers fair compensation instead of making themselves billionaires off others' labor.

I know everyone's saying the Democrats should sue. But I think Trump should be forced to give back the money he extorted out of CBS.

This should be the response to any fucking thing about Biden not knowing about things that were signed with the autopen.

No, they won't. Living in New York City is their whole personality. Oh, you mean you're not going brag you got a reservation at Coqodaq? You're not gonna talk about how you were at a party with the Subway Takes guy? Shut the fuck up. You're staying and you know it.