I can't cry on cue, but if I ever need to goddamn does this do it for me www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcBP...

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 28,1972

so this is fucking wild.

yes, I may be an asshole drunk, but three people with PhD in their profile names liked one of my replies so obviously my life is right on track

Kneel deGrasse Tyson

lmao "Behind Miller, bookshelves were lined with pristine yellow books. But upon closer inspection, the books appeared to be fake. Several were simply labeled 'library.'" www.thedailybeast.com/karoline-lea...

people wax nostalgic about "what life was like in the 90's," but I don't think we'll ever be able express enough how much money we paid to actively advertise corporate brands on our t-shirts. yo quero taco bell?

we visited some relatives in England back in 2000, and one of my favorite things was the chocolate. not from vendors, but what you could get in stores. anyway, I just discovered you can order my favorite chocolate bar on amazon. but I can't bring myself to eat them, because what if it's not so good?

It’s time we have a serious discussion about rebooting Crimson Skies

🎶there goes my hero🎶

richard dawkins fanart

uhhh...

dude glued on a "beard" made out of what he found in a lint trap

my little sister is the best because she called me for my birthday last week, sang half of happy birthday, then "ok, that's probably enough."

why does he always look like he's sucking shit from an ass

"hi! I'm a professional vocal coach! I'm here to react to your favorite song! I've also never listened to music before."

"congratulations! today you saved-" "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SETS THE PRICES. THIS JUST MEANS I GOT SCREWED BY YOU SLIGHTLY LESS."

this image gave me an extremely uncomfortable flashback.

"I ain't got no flyin' shoes."

trivago teeth.

I love Sweetwater, but christ almighty, chill.

What if god was built Ford tough Just a truck for hauling stuff

gee.

no. I am literally reading this article as we speak. give me a fucking minute.

Anthony Bourdain would've loved all these "Europeans try American food" posts. it's genuinely heartwarming.

I'm getting really sick of politicians swearing on camera to make a point. not because it breaks decorum, but because they sound like fucking dorks.

every day it's a new headline

Did Counting Crows ever give us a total number of crows

a great obit of the amazing Robbie Basho (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2026/06/19/o...

still laughing my ass off at this one. theonion.com/man-who-thou...

spent a month in England, with just a clawfoot tub. I never figured out how to submerge myself in it without my legs in the air in a... fashion. a shower never felt better than after that.

“Well no wonder! … It’s plugged in! … And I thought I was going nuts!”

downloading the hunt for red october and reflecting on my upcoming birthday.

uh

doordashed some McDonald's for breakfast. if I told you how much it cost I'd have to kill myself. but fuck are their hashbrowns worth it.

@milesklee.bsky.social you ever try these? corn chips seasoned with soy sauce and lime. I think they went a little overboard with the amount of joy, love, and light, but that's just me. they're still pretty great.

I am very dumb and should not be allowed to have money.

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.

"you couldn't make warm milk in this day and age. it's just too spicy."

yes there is no way this could go wrong.

FUCK. the ONE piece of technology I own that actually works. this sucks.

Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care.

"hi! I'm a professional vocal coach! I'm here to react to your favorite song! I've also never listened to music before."

a lot of people need to be reminded it's possible to chew gum and walk at the same time.

Celebrating my 80th birthday by having some guys with brain damage fight out on the lawn