I know I've shouted at this cloud before, but can we stop with this? we've long since passed any arguable public interest. this is just murder porn at this point. let's just let the dead lay for a minute.

had to stop leaving open drinks on my nightstand after I caught one of my cats stretching across the divide and dipping his paws into them. this makes me think about things I don't want to think about and brush my teeth about 1,000 times.

we need to have a serious discussion about Will Smith no longer rapping about his films and the quality of the industry since then. (poor.)

CAN YOU GIVE ME AT LEAST A COUPLE HOURS TO WATCH IT BEFORE SPOILING THE PLURIBUS ENDING? I know we all want to be connected to the zeitgeist, but fuck. tag your shit appropriately.

it should go without saying that Tom Paris is the single relatable character in ST: Voyager. rather than fucking the ghost of his grandmothers love interest he binges on cartoons with a CRT while shoveling popcorn into his mouth. rock the fuck on, dude.

Harry Kim perpetually being treated like a little bitch is one of my favorite things about star trek.

"RACIST INSULTS!" YOU'RE LEARNING HOW TO USE THE WORDS! QUIT DICKING AROUND!

there isn't a single service in this podunk town that'll deliver cigarettes so I'm burning it all to the ground.

there is hair-up and hair-down Janeway and they are in no way the same.

oh it's bad decision time.

L'esprit de l'escalier

nemo (cat) likes to sit on the edge of the tub and meow at me as I hold my weiner, and won't stop until I break the seal and pee. it is very unpleasant and pressure I frankly don't need.

there was a dude in high school who had a MiniDisc player who SWORE it was the next big thing. we didn't let him live it down for YEARS.

Sony’s Japanese MiniDisc ads with Jamiroquai

Welcome to 60 Minutes. Our top story tonight is Snakes: Nature’s Spaghetti

while I'm compelled to agree, P+ is the only way I can watch Colbert. he's been a huge part of my life for roughly 20 years. so... shit. I dunno what to do. I'm not sure I'm ready to give that up.

a large skeeter is talking about this but I'm afraid to directly respond because I don't want to get dogpiled, but I will say: there are times when piracy is ok. geographic restrictions are obvious reasons. but there are times when we have to ask "should I pirate this, or just never see it?"

oh no

speaking of unashamed love...

the only reason I watched the first Avatar was because my mom wanted to. I went into it fully expecting to hate it (bc my scifi nerd prejudices) and came out "you know? totally fine." (although the directors cut was way, WAY better.) but if you're into it, rock it. don't let people shame your joy.

so he sits on the board of NORML, supports unhoused support programs, and makes a fluffy PBS show telling your parents how to spend their holidays/something for me to fall asleep to? I would like to nominate Steves as an Official Dude.

CECOT. See CECOT spot. Run, spot, run!

They’re never gonna let the Americans have a pope ever again.

Do you know how many fucking printer refills it would take to print all of that

the 1997 performance of Tusk is one of the strangest moments in popular music history and I don't think it gets discussed enough.

Lursa was a formative and challenging figure growing up for the child into nerd stuff

this isn't even a new fuckup! in A Scanner Darkly (1977) the protagonist/undercover is explicitly told by his big brother handlers to not remove himself too much from surveillance videos, otherwise they'd know his secret ID. this is like, basic, understood shit!

wow, someone really fucked up with the magic lasso tool here, didn't they?

let's take a moment and pour one out for a real one.

Some of these redactions are almost like modern art

hey can we all just Winkler for a moment?

too many open tabs anxiety.

Dark times, and you gotta take your chuckles where you can, but I’m still spontaneously cracking up every time I think of “Congratulations, President Kennedy!”

the fonts don't even match! fucking temu presidency.

"I have now reached an age when any disturbance of routine is disagreeable" is so intensely relatable it's unreal.

you're Paul McCartney. you don't have to do this.

I bet Jimmy Fallon's guitar teacher drinks to forget.

another sentence that would melt our ancestors minds.

I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.

"cats are so smart! they have just another level of emotional intelligence. every time I'm depressed she comes over and comforts me." really? because frankie has been staring at a set of closed blinds for about five minutes now. not sure there's a lot going on in there.

we are literally having our healthcare rights determined by a catchers mitt smoothed over by that weird balm your mom swears by.

hey, man, we all get nippled sometimes when we're walking and being embraced by our stepmom. that's just how nipples do.

true story: this was the inspiration for Camel Wides.

but no! it doesn't work! we don't have nuclear fusion plants yet! that's not how any of this works! we still haven't figured out the applied physics! it takes Gigawatts of power to just get just Kilowatts of power in return! this is all horrible!

spoiler! get on polymarket while the gettin's good.

I suppose I've been consuming too much historical shit when I could name "candy floss" but not "cotton candy"

as a 38 year-old male musician who lives on vice I suppose I'm boned. but man... it's starting to get to me. went 9 hours today with no/intermittent power and holy shit you do not realize how much baseline noise is out there until it's gone. it's just you and the screeching. alone. in the dark. yay!

Reports say Dr Ruth came back to life and is talking about something called “Dark Sex”

confused and scared little boy

I still remember seeing this when it aired. I "got" a lot of the TV Funhouse stuff, but this one left me genuinely shocked at how good it was.