this is the closest thing to an age verification law i would ever consider supporting

Supreme Court retire bitch

lol fucking incredible

sports app

Thriller idea: man with world's second smallest penis has to stop him.

Zlatan calmly pressing the CLOSE DOOR button as Alexi rushes towards the elevator

seeing the posts about visitors discovering that you can walk around most of our cities and just be yourself in a multicultural setting, discovering tailgating, starting impromptu block parties, my muslim mayor, etc. etc. it's corny to say it but that's our secret sauce. and it means something

Imploring my fellow michiganders to vote for @abdulelsayed.bsky.social for senate bc he's going to fight for the people in the country in which he's elected unlike her...

Nearly ONE CALENDAR MONTH with NO GLIMMER OF HOPE for HOT MUSTARD ENTHUSIASTS. Will Frito-Lay ABANDON THEIR MOST LOYAL CUSTOMERS to MISERY by REFUSING TO RELEASE THIS GLORIOUS FLAVOR? Does FRITO-LAY SPIT IN THE FACES OF THE HUNGRY? Have they ABANDONED GOD?

polaroid sounds like a slur for antarcticans

"not everything is a competition" i say, louder than everyone else

jfc read the room, ma’am!

lmao at ‘and some of it will go “to the troops.”’

lol tigers. lmao even

they need to repeal the law that bars the tigers from scoring more than 2 runs per game - would really help those guys out

“Instead of student loan forgiveness we’re doing a coup forgiveness program”

man I hate watching james harden play basketball

freddy scowling as he realizes it's gonna be basically impossible to get the other knife glove on

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

The Two Trumps

Now that the Supreme Court has ordered the Trump administration to refund companies what they paid in tariffs, yet there are still tariffs in place, what's the plan? Consumers continue to fork money over to corporations who will later get another refund?

Look, for my money the absolute game changer technologies right now are batteries and biosciences, not statistically modeling a mid conversation, but you do you.

There's an ambulance market (I could stop there), private equity has rolled it up, and it's now delaying deliveries, tripling the cost for cities & creating shortages across the country. This is what happens as we shout about what podcasts politicians should go on

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

wow really hard hitting stuff here

I feel like the surrender of the global electric vehicle market to China is one of those things that will, with a couple of decades of hindsight, be vastly consequential. Scaling benefits, technology development, supply chains... A lot of incumbents that depend on export markets will be screwed.

“Yeah well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you” but with homophobia

reggie miller’s lookin good

I'm not even trying to bully this team but they have demonstrated staggering lack of sportsmanship at every leg of this tournament. Aloofness from day one. Antagonism to fellow competitors. Ignorance of standings. Lying about that. Entitlement at the very end. The perfect Ugly Americans.

no no he scrapped the EV rebate program before raising gas prices because he loves us

cool that was easy

Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

A real rags-to-riches story

They just like killing people.

“Guy who thinks the song from Team America wasn’t a joke” is a real demographic

A downcard reason I wanted the US to lose is so that I would not have to see the captain of a team representing the City of Detroit celebrating with a fucking fascist.

oh no

cripes what an incredible hockey game that was.

they should really keep this guy away from the water tbh

all eyes now turn to truth social, where the president is expected to respond from the toilet any minute now

owner of a sketchy zoo after some animals get loose