Why are you banning me, for what reason, what is the charge? Posting a joke? A succulent timely joke?

i never know whats going on and when i learn whats going on im too late because now something ELSE is going on!!!

Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore

Always illuminating but never surprising how many white people think that being racist is simply having a “different opinion.”

Charlie Kirk wasn’t the only person shot today. But, they’re not big name MAGA’s, so it’s unlikely we’ll hear much about it from this administration. At least 3 students injured in shooting at Colorado high school. #CommonsenseGunReform flip.it/5-LzW5

my favorite game is "did a mosquito just fly by or was that a floatie in my eye"

adding "if you even care" to random sentences really adds some spice

oh was there a sporpsball on i was reading the constitution

my birthday wish is for [] to []

am i old or does music suck now

I saw a possum last night runnin like this across the street it was so cute.

😔

alright chill out i just said i wanted to trade your human rights for my own wealth and comfort it's nothing personal jeez

everyday feels harder to get through. then i remember that i can look up videos of silly birds. and i can go to the local petsmart to see the little birds. there is much pain in the world, but not in this petsmart

ai wants to summarize my 5 word email im going to ***

i haven't seen project runway in years but im watching this new season just for utica. why do new tv shows look .. like that?

the best part about fantastic 4 was after the second end credits scene where i heard people in the theater say "what?," "that was it?," and my favorite, "we waited for THAT?"

Every. Single. Story. about women not using AI as much as men portray it as bad for their future career prospects (without a shred of evidence) and a result of women being fearful little ladies rather than looking at AI's output and saying "this sucks, it's not going to help me."

this is a labubu hate account

"vintage 2005" i'm sorry what

i can never have big naturals. only big fakes. that's devastating.

Some people really don't have a deep personal connection with food and that's cool but also I do feel bad for them because food is so much more than just a thing you eat, it's the great cultural and intercultural glue of the species

*through tears* yeah thats right it's sneaker night

hey uh we don't really like airing all our shit out on here but. i am in dire need of having to move into a new place soon 🧵 im a transsexual woman who is looking to move outta OC to LA county, having fled Texas and floated in abeyance down here since. i'm no longer able to live where i am staying

[on your wedding day] Me: how can I make this about me?

i can not stop consuming rupauls drag race hate content

i'm logging off forever (i'll be back) i want to forget what a grok is (i can never forget)

My nervous system be living up to its name

feeling sick today, but hoping the president feels worse than me!! thats keeping me going man

if JD vance becomes president i would be very surprised if people take him seriously at all. he doesn't have the juice to be a cult leader. even his own supporters thinks he's pathetic

in n out is overrated 👀 and gross eeeww 👀👀👀 everyone get out of line in front of me

lore drop: a few years ago, i struggled to sleep and would wake up constantly at 6:36 am like every other day. i brought this up with my brother who said that its a devil number and i was like hehe yeah sure whatever. then i changed my meditation and it never happened again. yeah what was that

if limes didn't fuck up your tooth enamel id probably eat them like oranges

i'm a ditszy girl in a paranormal movie but i'm cool and normal in a slasher movie does that make sense

every time a car alarm goes off i instinctively think "is that me?" then i remember that i don't have a car and i don't have car keys and i don't know how to drive

hey! i would appreciate any help. my dad’s still getting his surgeries for his kidneys and i’m here helping him out and helping him stay sane. the past few months have been really rough for me and i’d appreciate any and all help!

"I asked chatgpt--" Shut up. I asked Anubis and he has measured your soul against the the feather of ma'at and found your soul lacking, sentencing you to be devoured by ammit

Texas governor Greg Abbott is calling a special session in Texas to enact a trans bathroom ban. Clearly the most pressing issue right now after over 100 people died from flooding exacerbated by climate change.

my dog ran out of greenies and they're his favorite treat i guess its time to take out a fucking loan

sorry ive just been spiraling for the past 15 years of my life. im sure you understand

good news everybody