i don't believe in women's wrongs. women are never wrong, actually.

i love clicking random links. every virus is worth it for how much i love clicking links every day

my secret talent is turning a 10 minute task into a 30 minute task

makeup commercials for some reason: do you want to see what this product looks like when it's spillinggggg??? i know you want to see it squiiirrrrrt ouu

in america, everyone is a pedophile

new pic that actually looks like me what do we think is this one good

dragula sent my fav home. check on the goths in your life

Please turn off your #Ring cameras so that kids/families just trying to participate in #Halloween don't get caught up by ICE. Ring has partnered with them, so we know how this is going to turn out. Also, please consider removing Ring entirely or AT LEAST turn on the e2e encryption. RING=ICE

having short term and long term memory loss means that you try to write a lot of notes so you don't forget things, but then you forget that you wrote that note, so you open a new note to write it down, but then you forget that you wrote that note.. what im saying is i have 684 notes in my notes app

having one of those days where i can't do it! time keeps moving forward but i can't keep going with it!

what happened to mambos 1-4

-citizen, do you know your Gestapo from your Sipo? Your SA from your SD? Your Waffen SS from your..

you’re not “hitting the pussy stupid style”. i know for a fact that you’re sitting on the toilet

me every night when i take my big pill: aauHHHHHG AU👅bleHg

why is everything a series now and why is it always bad?

my tits may be really small, but at least i got a flat ass and big fucking feet

when i got this tattoo i didn’t know what it symbolized and it DOES NOT represent who I am today

just saw a ghost in my bathroom. i really dont want to deal with this right now man

Starting a 2025 Q4 thread of not-evil* jobs in tech or using tech skills, which I'll reply to add to as I find new cool things over time *or minimally evil, as this is often the best we can hope for in these troubled times. Assessments based on nothing but my own vibes

Every share means a lot right now

wait, you guys don't talk to your dogs? i've had very long conversations with my dog. he's my financial advisor

i love women

pics of the no kings protest

“We’re putting Microsoft Teams in your car” ok I’m putting arsenic in your drinking water. See I can make threats too

i MUST have the most confusing plate at the buffet

try to go to the doctor to fix your body without being pushed into getting on birth control challenge [impossible]

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore

the hospital wants MORE money from me?? what did you do with the money i gave you last time!

no! NO!!

hi why the fuck do mosquitoes keep biting JUST my elbows? once a mosquito bite heals another one just fucking goes for the tip of my elbow again

Honestly as someone still representing those kids, it's depressing how everyone forgot about them. I say this a lot, but the lesson from those protests from the American left writ large was "if you protest and get arrested, you're on your own."

okay thats enough posting for me today see yall in a week <3

rapture? i hardly know er!

Why are you banning me, for what reason, what is the charge? Posting a joke? A succulent timely joke?

i never know whats going on and when i learn whats going on im too late because now something ELSE is going on!!!

Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore

Charlie Kirk wasn’t the only person shot today. But, they’re not big name MAGA’s, so it’s unlikely we’ll hear much about it from this administration. At least 3 students injured in shooting at Colorado high school. #CommonsenseGunReform flip.it/5-LzW5

my favorite game is "did a mosquito just fly by or was that a floatie in my eye"

adding "if you even care" to random sentences really adds some spice

oh was there a sporpsball on i was reading the constitution

my birthday wish is for [] to []

am i old or does music suck now

I saw a possum last night runnin like this across the street it was so cute.

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