It was the best of times (eating popcorn in the movie theater), it was the worst of times (finishing your popcorn 11 minutes into the movie)

What's your favorite film genre? Mine is the Wikipedia page for whichever horror movie I'm too afraid to watch.

🦅EPISODE 175 - LADYHAWKE 🦅 We’re back and we’re covering Richard Donner’s 1985 medieval fantasy epic LADYHAWKE

Buncha dudes like “we want a ballroom 😡” kinda sus tbh

Another entry into the pantheon

💰EPISODE 174 - OUT OF SIGHT💰 We’re revisiting a 90s classic heist/comedy/romance from Steven Soderbergh, OUT OF SIGHT

Grimace is in the Criterion Closet and he’s eating all the discs.

🌚 EPISODE 173 - FIRST MAN 🌚 Ryan Gosling is in space! Nope not that one. Not the Star Wars one either, that’s next year. We’re checking in with Damien Chazelle’s 2018 Neil Armstrong biopic FIRST MAN.

Watching Crime 101. Mark Ruffalo should keep playing progressively more disheveled detectives until eventually his character is just a bunch of used coffee filters in a suit

Now watching: HOPPERS (2026)

New list! Hit me with any suggestions we may have forgotten boxd.it/Tb7HY

🦅 EPISODE 172 - TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE 🦅 I promise we didn’t plan this. But this week we’re going back to dissect the Iraq War-era satire from the South Park creators. It’s TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE time.

“Can you explain this gap in your resume” oh yeah that’s when the country I live in was collapsing entirely

This ain’t some shit we’re gonna vote our way out of

When somebody asks how old I am, I tell them I won my first discman in a Counter-Strike tournament at an Internet cafe

🚑 EPISODE 171 - AMBULANCE 🚑 Join us for a scenic tour of Los Angeles from the back of the titular vehicle as we cover Michael Bay’s 2022 bomb AMBULANCE

First day of third grade ass signature

Emerald Fennell think she Sofia Coppola, Sofia Coppola think she Francis Ford Coppola, Francis Ford Coppola think he the Hamburglar

I was terrified of apes for YEARS after my dad took me to see this movie (he was mauled to death by a gibbon in the AMC parking lot)

it’s insane that a decade ago we all agreed that giving mass shooters the attention they desired was a bad thing but now because rightwingers will quite literally lie about the shooter every single time we all have to be acutely aware of the shooters intentions and ideology

I’m a stompy boi so probably Ikoria

This is such a funny thing to ask about the bird Randy Johnson hit with a 97 mph fastball causing it to fully explode

Now watching:

🤖EPISODE 170 - SHORT CIRCUIT 2 🤖 We’re going all the way back 1988 for one of the original cute movie robots. It’s SHORT CIRCUIT 2

Elon Musk when he realizes putting people on the moon is difficult: Within 10 years we will put humans in Delaware

Super Bowl commercials can be boiled down to either: - Remember this thing? Ha ha us too - You can gamble on gender reveals now

There’s always somebody trying to start an Instagram for a dog that doesn’t really have that star quality. That dog is not charismatic enough

To me, he is perfect

For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again

Maybe we need to enunciate better

You need to stand out if you want to succeed in this economic landscape. Don’t just email your resume- write it on a brick and throw it through the CEO’s window

Amazon Web Services hosts massive surveillance systems for both ICE and DHS. Citizens Bank provides nearly $1 trillion in credit & bonds to private prison companies. AT&T has a $147 million contract to provide communications services to DHS. Know who is profiting from ICE’s cruelty.

Dr. Kelson:

🚀EPISODE 168 - MICKEY 17🚀 We continue our look back at 2025 with an episode about Bong Joon Ho’s return to the big screen, it’s MICKEY 17

Skipping ahead to the picture section of a non-fiction book to give myself a little treat

Repost for reasons

Got it—you want to build wings out of wax to escape from the labyrinth. Way to take the initiative! You’ve been warned about flying too close to the sun, but here’s why that’s probably overly cautious-

The tortoise and the hare is a very famous parable about the importance of not taking a fucking nap in the middle of a foot race

We needed more time with Lalo. I didn’t remember how late he joined the show

Porridge is not what I assumed bears would be having for breakfast. Didn’t even crack the top 10 tbh

Marty Supreme? More like… more like One Paddle After Another

If you’ve ever wondered what we talk about when we’re not doing the pod

How did we become so powerless that they don’t even have to pretend to care anymore? That’s rhetorical it’s because of libs in the comfy middle that stopped us fighting for real change

H&R Block on January 2nd: you didn’t file your fucking taxes yet? Are you insane? You’re going to fucking jail

⚡️EPISODE 167 - THUNDERBOLTS* ⚡️ Antiheroes. Action. Asterisks. What more do you need? About another $100,000,000 in box office receipts to start. This week we’re covering 2025’s THUNDERBOLTS*

What if we throw in a free set of Truck Nutz for every vehicle

Every movie’s success should be measured in relation to The Accountant 2

At the dog park commiserating with the pugs about our sleep apnea