They put an end date on the country 😭

Bread and circuses near me open now

🚛 EPISODE 159 - JOY RIDE 🚛 Life is a highway- sometimes it’s full of psychos that just wanna rip your jaw off. We’re starting Blastober with 2001’s Paul Walker/Steve Zahn cult favorite JOY RIDE

Best shark attacks near me open now

💊 EPISODE 158 - GO 💊 Let’s go back to the relative calm of 1999 for one really interesting night. It’s GO time

J.E. Freeman in Go (1999) is Dennis Farina’s Waluigi

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

boxd.it/tt7G4 In honor of the premier of TASK tonight

I say I like to cook but really I just like when everybody goes around the table and says something nice about my cooking

🐱 EPISODE 157 - KEANU 🐱 Cute cats. Key and Peele. What could go wrong? Tune in to find out as we talk about 2016’s KEANU

Margaret knows what’s up

🍃 EPISODE 156 - SERENITY 🍃 Tackling one of the true cult classics this episode with 2005’s continuation of the Firefly mythos, SERENITY

You want me to give you space? The thing that almost killed Tom Hanks in Apollo 13?

There’s way too many streaming services. We need to streamline it somehow: - Bundle several streaming services into one package and you pay one price - You can upgrade this package by adding more premium services a la carte - Maybe it can come through some sort of cable idk

🚀 EPISODE 155 - LIGHTYEAR 🚀 The Toy Story side quest nobody asked for, but is actually not bad. It’s 2022’s LIGHTYEAR

Hey man we’re fearing no evil though we walk through the valley of the shadow of death later if you wanna pull up

Love a place that lets me order on a kiosk. I have very specific sandwich desires and I’m glad I don’t have to vocalize them

“We’re putting Microsoft Teams in your car” ok I’m putting arsenic in your drinking water. See I can make threats too

There are two kinds of horror movies: - ones which have a monster that’s a metaphor for grief or trauma. Those are Babadook movies. - ones which have a monster that’s just like a big spider. Or a mean truck. Those are non-Babadook movies.

Not sure if I'd believe my eyes tbh

I’d probably partake in something like The Long Walk tbh. Make a ton of money or die? That’s a win-win

I’m in your kitchen making eggs while your girl’s asleep in the next room. I rented a room in your apartment for the weekend. You have a lovely home and I appreciate the hospitality

Don’t have health insurance so I’m just paying a guy in a Best Western to hit me in the knee with a little hammer once in a while

If your friend was like “happy birthday, and may every day be another wonderful secret” you’d be like “hey. Don’t say shit like that. Also we’re not friends anymore.”

Flights to Ohio are getting ridiculous

🦅 EPISODE 154 - DARK PHOENIX 🦅 The movie that bombed so hard it killed a multi-billion dollar franchise. We’re talking 2019’s DARK PHOENIX

My secret hangover cure is go to the gym first thing in the morning. And throw up in their bathroom. Your bathroom won’t smell like throw up and now you can go home

Surely the stock price fell an appropriate amount

The ads over on twitter are getting weirder

🎩 EPISODE 152 - MILLER’S CROSSING 🎩 It’s our first, and definitely not our last Coen Brothers movie on Blast Zone! We’re talking 1990’s noir MILLER’S CROSSING

My daughter is having a Hello Kitty themed birthday party and really wants a Hello Kitty themed piñata. I dont get it. You love Hello Kitty so much you wanna hit her with a stick?

🚀 EPISODE 151 - TOMORROWLAND 🚀 Do you consume Doomer memes or apocalyptic fiction? If so, you are the cause of the world’s downfall. At least according to this weeks movie, 2015’s TOMORROWLAND

“AI is gonna take your job” oh yeah I’d like to see get on the internet and lie Hold on I’m getting a note

Looks like Mark Ruffalo is about to investigate some shit m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uad0...

I dont want to work in an iPhone factory but if it happens I’m definitely putting the headphone jack back on

Every political podcast lately is like “This is a constitutional crisis unlike any we’ve ever faced. The very soul of America is at stake right now. It might keep me up at night if my Helix mattress wasn’t so fucking comfortable”

Another cool thing about movies is sometimes they have a large Scandinavian henchman. His hair is long and blonde and he doesn't speak.

🏍️ EPISODE 150 - HOT ROD 🏍️ We’re joined by (Hot) Ron Iver (@ronnui_ ) to talk about 2007’s cult classic HOT ROD

🚨 EPISODE 147 - DREDD 🚨 After a long drought of good movies, we finally got one! It’s 2012’s cult classic DREDD

The thing you need to understand about Chuck Schumer is that at his core he’s really just a smol bean. Just a wittle guy

🫧 EPISODE 146 - BUBBLE BOY 🫧 The forgotten movie of early Jake Gyllenhaal, it’s 2001’a BUBBLE BOY

“Does it hang to the left or the right” neither. True north

Trying to remember how that B.O.B. and Bruno Mars song goes

It’s a bit insane to me that libs think we can vote/legislate our way out of this. Democracy isn’t at risk, it’s dead. We might have a say in what replaces it but we’re not gonna vote our way there

I’m not so sure about this Elon Musk fella

⏰ EPISODE 145 - AFTER HOURS ⏰ Because nothing is more anxiety inducing than being up past your bedtime, we’re talking about AFTER HOURS this week

Asking my surgeon to do it “the ocky way” and refusing to elaborate

Never related to a song more than the Kidz Bop version of Hot To Go

Had a cup of pasta and 14 meatballs and my stomach hurts? I must be gluten intolerant

Nice movie ya got there. Be a real shame if they *takes long drag on cigarette* put a piano cover of Where Is My Mind in it.