Calling a robot a slur actually gives those things more humanity imo, which is why we shouldn't do it. You're just anthropomorphizing the computer in the same, but inverted, way as the computer fuckers. That's my real issue with the whole "clanker," thing.

Okay now we’re really poasting

✨ Timeline cleanse ✨

Historians are divided on the origin of much of American folklore but there is broad consensus Paul Bunyan probably shot the fattest ropes

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Time to get stoned and watch my favorite film. NW 📽️

examining a new follower

They should do like a formula 1 of drunk driving

Not many people know this account uses the two-person rule before sending any skeet

We really failed as a society when we didn't start the revolution after this

The butterball hotline ™️ recommends adding one finely chopped credit card to your brine in order to get the correct amount of micro plastics into your turkey

I've got one invite code for a lucky user: 80085

Maybe it's already happened

Feels like Google plus on here these days

i know what we need to do to restore order aruond here. lets cancel dril

Ask me for advice for situations that are absolutely not happening

They should do like a formula 1 of drunk driving

If you say, "edible ain't shit" three times in front of a mirror at midnight it hits

If you say, "edible ain't shit" three times in front of a mirror at midnight it hits

i know one thing, you don’t go watch airbud if you are hoping to see a virgin on screen. this dog FUCKS

Mood music

no! NO!!

Me if I was a worm

Yeah, I like comic book movies

Inside you there are two wolves: 🐺 🐺 Desire attention do not perceive

Cutting a hot fart to win an argument

funniest aspect of current events is jay doing all this while having the guy who coined the term streisand effect on the board

There should be term limits on anime TV shows

Going to school for Tyromancy

Lunch sketch.

Today was pretty annoying, and then I got a whole rotisserie chicken cooked tandoori style

*on day 3* i’m not mad. i’m actually so calm rn. i’m the calmest bitch ever. in fact, i’m not even annoyed. like not even pressed about it tbh. my feelings aren’t hurt. *changing my display name to “i’m not fucking mad”*

putting acid on my waffles and experiencing eggo death

I spent way too long making this Gourdhub home page:

Fuck this, I'm going back to listservs

Fuck this im going back to xanga

I'm a basic bitch from the Midwest, so of course this is a WOULD from me

Maybe it's already happened

"Healthy discourse project"

Trump's dead posts are back on the menu boys!

I haven't had an 8 hour workday since 2007

Lording it over the Paris Review. We are the Literary World's Prestigious, Notable and Recognized Taco Bell Quarterly.

Goku doesn't need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That's because he doesn't know what sex is.

Going to watch a documentary about Tibet and call that touching grass

posteres strike until im less annoyed