You ever see something and realize they are hiding all kinds of shit from you?

Shhhh.... Sports are happening

Hey, what the duck? (Skeeted from drafts)

Logging on. Let's clear cut these takes

i will never vote for the god emperor of mankind

Story of my life

wait for the punchline

Thinking about these monkeys as we go through accelerationist hell

i think you could probably pretty easily convince Donald Trump that Carmen Sandiego is real

this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me

#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

NW 📽️ (heavy sigh)

I just got some road neck Charlie Kirk

Great movie premise, or greatest movie premise?

Thinking about these monkeys as we go through accelerationist hell

Heard a podcast about the Gadget fetish community and now I feel very different about this post

Seven margaritas and a DUI

Never change Bluesky (please change)

A thread I never stop thinking about

Lol, peaked into the kid's room this morning and what a sight

For some gold coin, this guy at Helm's Deep would let you play just the tip with his eye socket

It's obliquely implied in the Silmarillion that Gimli died by autoerotic asphyxiation on the hair

Isildur put Sauron in the cuck chair

This might be my favorite punch line I've ever written

Gríma Wormtongue refused to go down on anyone which is how you know nominative determinism is bullshit

Flamin' Hot Famine Potatoes

Dublinchiladas

What's this restaurant's signature dish (wrong answers only)

Really says something that Brittany was put in a conservatorship but clavicular won't be

Meme and Punishment

Feels like now might be a good time to read up on the lead up to world war 1

All quiet on the Western Hellthread

eventually we will all be mangers and mentors of vast personal and professional fleets of tamagotchi

Great movie premise, or greatest movie premise?

Billion dollar business idea here.

Here are some photographs I've taken 📡🪼🪶🌊📸

unbelievable things are happening in glasgow cuisine

I'm an unemployed video game designer with 14 years of experience and multiple shipped titles. Every day I get up to apply for jobs and every day the news says this

Somebody stop me

Les Wexner's attorney during his House Oversight deposition on Epstein: "I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words, OK?"

Me at the state of the Union: 📣 Pedophile says what?

EXECUTIVE: instead of ad spend getting people to buy shit, what if we just killed everybody

examining a new follower

examining a new follower

Anyway girls 💅🏻 like the mans are saying and singing

Inventing an AI captcha: record yourself counting to 100