Van Weasel
@vanweezer.bsky.social
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Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it. Pronouns: any/all
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Here are some photographs I've taken ๐ก๐ชผ๐ชถ๐๐ธ
about 1 month ago
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izzy
8 months ago
assuring my fellow cultists i have no plans to eat the mysterious blue space goop and let it transform me into a monstrosity while i cackle about "awakening the next phase of human evolution" or some such, just before i eat the mysterious blue space goop and let it transform me into a monstrosity wh
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Somebody think of something funny for me to say
about 7 hours ago
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief
about 1 year ago
in light of luigi i think more of you need to be intimately familiar with jury nullification. i encourage reading everything on this website whenever you get a jury summons. you have a possibility to alter the course of someone's entire life with two words. that's a really powerful thing.
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Standplaats Krakรณw could really use some cash!
1 day ago
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One reason why it's good to try and do alt text with some detail is you can find it in the search function. Searched "Godzilla" to find this old gem
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about 8 hours ago
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[REDACTED] sandiego
11 months ago
buddha: "the mind is everything. what you think, you become." me: ruh roh
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Buddha: "The mind is everything. What you think, you become." Me: Uh oh
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11 months ago
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They want BUSINESSES TO USE THIS SHIT?
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about 9 hours ago
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Broke: guacamole Bespoke:
11 months ago
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Wonder what Jordan Peterson would say about the Godzilla movie where he fights a giant lobster
11 months ago
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Tim Onion
about 13 hours ago
Interesting post about the coordinated anti-AOC smear campaign. It's 2016 again! Fake local news outlets on Facebook getting picked up until eventually it winds up in the Washington Post.
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I Caught POLITICO and the New York Times Laundering Pink Slime "News"
How the sexist backlash to AOC and Gretchen Whitmer at the Munich Security Conference led me to a scammy "local news" outlet pushing a coordinated right-wing narrative
https://spinclass.substack.com/p/spin-class-case-study-i-caught-politico?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email
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Toby ๐ต๐ธ
about 15 hours ago
Hatred based on race, religion or gender is rooted in ignorance. Get to know people properly and there are so many legitimate reasons to hate them
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Mara Wilson
about 16 hours ago
Clowning is to Gen Z theater kids what burlesque was to Millennials
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Saeed Jones
about 18 hours ago
You do NOT want to become the main character of the day when so many chronically online people are stuck at home because of a damn blizzard. Iโll tell you that much.
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Brendel
about 18 hours ago
Absolutely stoked to give off this vibe when roughly 15% of my posts are about eating Spaghettios straight out of a can
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I wanna take a road trip
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Guster - "Come Downstairs and Say Hello" [Best Quality]
YouTube video by Guster
https://youtu.be/CpHTxkRKVF8?si=1HGdvnyPIMoDVfh0
6 months ago
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On a secret sexy mission with this
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about 22 hours ago
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Well chat, what are we thinking?
10 months ago
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Jason O. Gilbert
1 day ago
Kash Patel is going to make history as the first FBI director to get medically evacuated from Burning Man
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He's a 10 but that's in binary so it means he's a 2
10 months ago
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PAL
3 days ago
someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...
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Lmao, we are so back
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1 day ago
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chelsea bridge ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
1 day ago
is there anyone who follows me who might have a line on a way to help? this is a hard one and chicago winters kill quickly.
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Oh good, another sewer backup in my basement
1 day ago
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You ever see something and realize they are hiding all kinds of shit from you?
7 months ago
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Shhhh.... Sports are happening
2 days ago
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Hey, what the duck? (Skeeted from drafts)
2 days ago
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Logging on. Let's clear cut these takes
over 2 years ago
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samantha
2 days ago
i will never vote for the god emperor of mankind
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Story of my life
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2 days ago
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joe
8 months ago
wait for the punchline
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Thinking about these monkeys as we go through accelerationist hell
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No time for bullies
https://www.theage.com.au/national/no-time-for-bullies-20041006-gdyr14.html
3 days ago
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more mr. nice guy
2 days ago
i think you could probably pretty easily convince Donald Trump that Carmen Sandiego is real
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gamera obscura
2 days ago
this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me
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๐บ๐ฒ๐ฅ๐งจโผ๏ธ๐ฆ Diana๐ฆ โผ๏ธ๐งจ๐ฅ๐บ๐ฒ
2 days ago
#alysaliu
WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!
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NW ๐ฝ๏ธ (heavy sigh)
2 days ago
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farner
2 days ago
I just got some road neck Charlie Kirk
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"Sweet Man" Cam
19 days ago
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Great movie premise, or greatest movie premise?
3 days ago
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brick
4 months ago
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Thinking about these monkeys as we go through accelerationist hell
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No time for bullies
https://www.theage.com.au/national/no-time-for-bullies-20041006-gdyr14.html
3 days ago
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Heard a podcast about the Gadget fetish community and now I feel very different about this post
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6 months ago
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Elroy Jestson
3 days ago
Seven margaritas and a DUI
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Domain Holder of Sex.Com for president 2028
3 days ago
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Never change Bluesky (please change)
2 months ago
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A thread I never stop thinking about
over 2 years ago
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Lol, peaked into the kid's room this morning and what a sight
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about 1 month ago
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For some gold coin, this guy at Helm's Deep would let you play just the tip with his eye socket
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11 months ago
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It's obliquely implied in the Silmarillion that Gimli died by autoerotic asphyxiation on the hair
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11 months ago
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