assuring my fellow cultists i have no plans to eat the mysterious blue space goop and let it transform me into a monstrosity while i cackle about "awakening the next phase of human evolution" or some such, just before i eat the mysterious blue space goop and let it transform me into a monstrosity wh

Somebody think of something funny for me to say

in light of luigi i think more of you need to be intimately familiar with jury nullification. i encourage reading everything on this website whenever you get a jury summons. you have a possibility to alter the course of someone's entire life with two words. that's a really powerful thing.

One reason why it's good to try and do alt text with some detail is you can find it in the search function. Searched "Godzilla" to find this old gem

buddha: "the mind is everything. what you think, you become." me: ruh roh

Buddha: "The mind is everything. What you think, you become." Me: Uh oh

They want BUSINESSES TO USE THIS SHIT?

Broke: guacamole Bespoke:

Wonder what Jordan Peterson would say about the Godzilla movie where he fights a giant lobster

Interesting post about the coordinated anti-AOC smear campaign. It's 2016 again! Fake local news outlets on Facebook getting picked up until eventually it winds up in the Washington Post.

Hatred based on race, religion or gender is rooted in ignorance. Get to know people properly and there are so many legitimate reasons to hate them

Clowning is to Gen Z theater kids what burlesque was to Millennials

You do NOT want to become the main character of the day when so many chronically online people are stuck at home because of a damn blizzard. I’ll tell you that much.

Absolutely stoked to give off this vibe when roughly 15% of my posts are about eating Spaghettios straight out of a can

I wanna take a road trip

On a secret sexy mission with this

Well chat, what are we thinking?

Kash Patel is going to make history as the first FBI director to get medically evacuated from Burning Man

He's a 10 but that's in binary so it means he's a 2

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

Lmao, we are so back

is there anyone who follows me who might have a line on a way to help? this is a hard one and chicago winters kill quickly.

Oh good, another sewer backup in my basement

You ever see something and realize they are hiding all kinds of shit from you?

Shhhh.... Sports are happening

Hey, what the duck? (Skeeted from drafts)

Logging on. Let's clear cut these takes

i will never vote for the god emperor of mankind

Story of my life

wait for the punchline

Thinking about these monkeys as we go through accelerationist hell

i think you could probably pretty easily convince Donald Trump that Carmen Sandiego is real

this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me

#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

NW 📽️ (heavy sigh)

I just got some road neck Charlie Kirk

Great movie premise, or greatest movie premise?

Thinking about these monkeys as we go through accelerationist hell

Heard a podcast about the Gadget fetish community and now I feel very different about this post

Seven margaritas and a DUI

Never change Bluesky (please change)

A thread I never stop thinking about

Lol, peaked into the kid's room this morning and what a sight

For some gold coin, this guy at Helm's Deep would let you play just the tip with his eye socket

It's obliquely implied in the Silmarillion that Gimli died by autoerotic asphyxiation on the hair