i don’t care if i would die upon arrival. just send me straight to jupiter.

the amount of second-hand embarrassment for their lack of awareness to the cringe is astounding.

wheezing.

i don’t see no javier.

a rich man is nothing but a poor man with money and no love.

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

yep, that’s why i always find it so non-consequential when they say “the longest shutdown in history.” if you know history, you’d know this is a fairly new thing.

if you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

i hope that i continue to be brought into shock and awe by this for the rest of my goddamn life.

The worst thing about this is that it actually is worse than a 30yr mortgage (unless you're the bank). Rest assured the interest rate will be at least a full basis point higher. As the calculator shows, that results in $500k more interest and the same payment amount...

Somebody explain to me how this piece of shit is worth a trillion dollars. Are Tesla sales up after everyone was boycotting them?

i see they’re still celebrating halloween at mar-a-lago.

i’m sorry but what in the hell is going on here?

elections have consequences, people.

logging on

paging @jaketapper.bsky.social

they blasted him up to 100%.

when the meeting could have just been a nap

lol you got more things dropping than drugs there, buddy.

no fucking thank you 🙅🏻‍♀️

not soon enough

that chyron 🤣 it’s only a matter of time…

this actually costs more for less, my guy.

well i'll be...

what in the north korea is this shit?

trump right now

bro couldn't handle all the lies and just decided to pass out in the oval office

if you're looking for some inspiration for your thanksgiving decorations this year, then look no further than the all mighty cornucopia.

hold up this is so shallow it’s deep

hmph. sliwa may be wild and out there and a story weaver, but he has a lot more couth than adams and cuomo combined; even if it’s the size of a lethal dosage of fentanyl.

i think it went a little differently, something along the lines of “you’re distracting her from her ability to perform because you two keep rubbing couches and crotches in public.”

how did it go from 60 minutes to 73 minutes to 28 minutes? 🧐

as i was saying…

see, the problem is that when he holds these press conferences he totally commits to the whole “imagine everyone in their underwear”, but it’s a GRINDR meetup.

i love dinner, i’m a freak for it. i do it every night. 🍽️🍜

love billie eilish pulling a molly novak on e’rbody.

pussy ass punk ass nazi ass fascist ass dog shit eating ass bitch. go eat a fucking hamburger.

the face i made when i read the guest name and title chyron:

i hope they gave him a sticker

someone needs a diaper change.

if @chrislhayes.bsky.social says “like” one more time…

riley gaines’ 5th place curse doing the lord’s work

you know, they want to allow trump to run for a third term? let’s change the laws that allow foreign-born individuals be eligible for president. that seems far more reasonable 🤷🏻‍♀️

so about that… 🚚

why does fox news have the closest to live stream of the mamdani acceptance speech out of CNN, MSNBC, and BBC?

staten island being staten island.

ICYMI - fox correspondent’s brain fries live on air: