so maybe the rapture actually did happen, but all those people who thought they were going to get taken were just bad people?

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just dropped my husband off @ the airport for his family visit in 🇩🇪 left his personal phone @ home on purpose but he did bring: -permanent resident card -driver license -DEU passport -green card approval copy -marriage certificate -house deed -utilities bills -pay stubs wtf are we doing, people?

RFK: tylenol causes pregnancy.

genesis 1:27-28: 27 so god created mankind in his own image, in the image of god he created them; male and female he created them. 28 but god forgot that he took a tylenol beforehand, so all of them were also created with autism.

pov: me considering cracking open an 8th cold one

POV: you now become CEO and rake in millions after your husband gets shot in the neck

that’s a bingo.

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best rapture-related post i’ve seen yet 💀

More like The Crapture amirite

trump: america first, but not really; especially when i can help out my fellow dictator pals.

the candidate we need. a true patriot.

TL;DR

admittedly, i am part of the problem

rapture these thugs, dear lord.

the rapture they’re hoping for isn’t going to go quite the way they think it will

Happy rapture day to those that celebrate 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

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the difference between colbert, fallon, kimmel, meyers, and oliver is that one used to be funny but isn’t anymore, one just thinks everyone else is funny, one just never was really funny, one should have kept his funny at SNL, and one is genuinely funny and will get more exposure if he’s cancelled

there is a very simple cease and desist and a much larger civil lawsuit here for @nintendousa.bsky.social @gamefreak and @creatures right?

lol fucking sinclair

still not watching the show 🤷🏻‍♀️

the fact that they blamed the brand instead of the compound is hysterically and comically foolish to me and kenvue brands is going to laugh all the way to the bank.

acetaminophen is just glad that it doesn’t have to sue trump in court for dead-naming it.

i took tylenol while my mom was pregnant with me and now she has autism. who do i sue?

brendan CAR(R) nexSTAR 6 point STAR star of DAVID none of trump’s son’s are named “DAVID” david beat GOLIATH goliath was played by ted CASSIDY GOP bill cassidy is a DOCTOR that confirmed doctor OZ OZ was a tv show based in emerald CITY CITY rhymes with TUESDAY the rapture is tomorrow -Q

@lastweektonight.com a person getting shot for their ideas is horrifying. that is true no matter what those ideas are. - john oliver i love you my friend, but you do realize we killed nazis for just these same reasons, right? JFC.

and this is why millennials are the demographic cohort born roughly between 1981 and 1996.

the alarms were already set, but you dumb mother fuckers set them to snooze. WAKE UP.

color me shocked. we became a regime state before the election.

hot take: it’s okay to not feel sad about nazi deaths.

tiktok is the main SM platform for young ppl & their direct line to politics this takeover is going to have an unprecedented impact on the youth & their political leanings i’d say the left should take note & use the platform more, but the censorship & state influence is coming to TT anyways.

hey y’all, i only skimmed through the history books, but there’s a happily-ever-after for that goebbels guy at the end, right?

I went to cancel my disney+, but i get it for free with my kroger boost account, even though i never use it. came across this while going to cancel though, and had me a good cackle.

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same pic, different regime.

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Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.

it was just like any other maga rally 🫠

grinning wife, grieving life. so fucking performative.

the time we find ourselves in is even more dangerous than the same parallel time comparison to that of nazi germany because of social media and the internet. full stop.

they should have just prayed harder and started a godfundme instead of a gofundme.

and now that dollar bill is worth half as much as it was when you put it in your pocket put it in your pocket

*POINTS POINTS* HATE SPEECH! HATE SPEECH! “he did not hate his opponents. he wanted the best for them. that's where i disagreed with charlie. i hate my opponent and i don't want the best for them. i'm sorry.” according to him and bondi, this is illegal.

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