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RE-ASSIMILATING IS HARD 🤧😩

All right people so literally I downloaded one of the government documents to Books on my iPad. I highlighted some text that was not redacted and it included some that was redacted and I copied it over to notes and I pasted it and you can see everything unredacted. www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...

vibing.

stop scrolling and post 2 characters that bring you joy:

any recommendations for things to check out in hermosa beach while I’m here for the weekend?

at this point i would need double the amount of tome to catch up with all of the absolute chaos that occurred during my 30 day hiatus. y’all got some of those cliffsnotes? 😅

if the next administration doesn’t release these in their entirety (minus redactions of survivor’s names, of course) they are just as bad as this.

the contents of the last file from what’s been released is fucking VILE.

well would you look at that.

can we offer riley gaines from district 5 up as tribute?

he can steal $1776 dollars from money that was already theirs and give out taxable checks to the military in 30 minutes but releasing files is too hard

newest epstein files release:

shocker 🙄

this is a list of all the pharmaceuticals RFK is currently prescribed to.

you gotta hand it to the the guy — he managed to swindle the entire media into covering his prime time self-congratulating slop fest 🤡

if by “greatest hits” you mean the mafia-style “one-way ride” he’s taking our country on then sure 🤷🏻‍♀️

tonight’s lineup: - FBI flops @ 6 - vance: vanity UNfair @ 7 - what epstein files? @ 8 - madman war declaration @ 9

the jumpscare i come home to:

going off the grid for 30 days. feel free to comment here with any highlights of the shitshow for me to catch up on when i’m back! just don’t let the house or the country burn down while i’m gone 🤠

bugonia time 🍿

staying at the coolest fucking hotel in chattanoga tonight.

i don’t WANT to see it, but i NEED to see current jd vance beardless, and possibly hairless.

jd loves grok because elon made it so that it generates hyperrealistic sofa porn just for him.

CNN is a scaredy cat trash network? golly, i’m just so shocked! 🙄

when donald trump isn’t taken down by emails and a child sex ring…

because he doesn’t think they know what kind of a threat he and his regime are since they think the law doesn’t apply to them.

same shit for me and elon is always on the top.

in regards to epstein on trump — game recognizes game 🤷🏻‍♀️

that’s quite the fucking spin there, but i expect nothing less from feckless scott jennings.

If I see the phrase “underage women” one more time Imma lose my godamned mind. A woman is by definition an adult. Sexually mature “Underage women” isn’t a thing Words matter GIRLS CHILDREN Your President raped children Yay about the government reopening though… I guess

the irony of asking an AI bot to explain how AI will tank the economy is a great bit.

shuǐ néng zài zhōu, yì néng fù zhōu.

love how these outbreaks expose the meaninglessness of brands.

simple, yet transformative breakfast: hard boiled eggs; smashed toast; buttered bacon; chopped swiss; diced toss in a bowl; salt. be generous with the pepper. thanks, mom. 🍽️🍜

if i never read the word “bombshell” again, i’ll be a happy woman.

florida running with “operation dirt bag”? might as well lock up the whole state.

wanna be a republican? all you have to do is publicly defend child predators.

…netanyahu.

welp.

“Won’t you be my anywhere but within 100’ of a school neighbor?”

hey, this israeli government news chick sounds like she belongs on fox… hold up, wait…

trump’s thaksgiving circa 2017

the beginning of this reminds me of that on famous porno shot.

oh my fucking god. I just can’t with these pseudointellects.