you just knew we'd fucking lose to merrill fucking kelly

jortz even on his best day is still shit.

vintage sal AB.

the dbacks went walk single hr with 2 outs in the 1st. they have not reached base since.

someone please tell chourio to challenge.

i'm glad the bullpen is locking in now.

what a fucking absolute joke.

you actually have got to be fucking kidding me. vaughn wtf.

garrett stop hitting it to center field lol.

OMG YELICH I'M SORRY! YOU DON'T HAVE TO TREAT THAT BALL LIKE IT'S MY FACE!

this is the moment the brewers need to make a decision. they need another starting pitcher.

woodruff is hurt again...

first start merrill kelly has gone scoreless thru 4 innings. goddamn we find new ways to make the worst pitchers look good every time out.

0 for fucking 7 RISP tonight...

jortz i swear to fucking god... don't fuck this up.

merrill kelly hasn't had more than 6 Ks in any start this season... we're gonna let him beat that easily. this offense sucks ass.

motherfuckers can't even go an hour from a thunderstorm before firing off more fireworks. i hate this shit. federal fireworks ban. now.

yelich is done, this is so pathetic.

oh we're gonna lose to another dogshit pitcher? awesome.

leadoff double... 0-3 RISP. nothing changes.

i really don't need to keep seeing yelich smash the ball into the dirt in front of home plate...

"i'm not doing this for favors, i just happen to like much older frumpy dudes."

fuck the all star game. utterly pointless waste of time.

paul pelosi can't inside trade anymore so now he is back to drunk driving...

proof that having lots of money doesn't make you smart.

an entire squad of top tier european league players couldn't get a single shot on goal in the first half. lol. eat shit france.

the curse has taken root.

i'm gonna go out on a limb and say shane bieber wasn't ready to come back...

omfg netanyahu's 250th address was just: "happy birthday america, did you know my brother died on this day! it's about meeeeee!"

CONFIRMED: Captain Steven Hiller has returned via helicopter WITH FIRST LADY WHITMORE (!!) and other survivors from Los Angeles and El Toro. The First Lady is severely injured.

If you don't like "The Gentlemen" we can't be friends.

Never doubted. Brewers win.

I feel like the final out will be a backflip or some shit. This game is a total circus.

Roflmao this game cannot get more insane.

The Padres are on a generational run of suck.

I'm way too high to handle this pitcher...

Pour it on with the bullshit.

Pitchers throwing anything but a pitch are basically like when athlete from other sports throw the first pitch terribly. They are so much worse than you'd ever expect.

Stupid game. (Complimentary)

Please Mr Chourio

GOT SHOT DIRECTLY IN THE BUTTOCKS

This game is absolutely hilarious.

What the fuck is going on...

This was always gonna be a loss...

This shit is all too familiar...

What fucking voodoo mama juju is happening in Phoenix.....

Incredibly fucked vibes.

Incredibly fucked vibes.

This Apple crew is terrible. Even Dontrelle is insufferable.

Uribe breaking out a new move?