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The Brewers in September are 3rd in AVG, 2nd in OBP, but 21st in SLG and 28th in HRs. They're back to a total power outage and unlike the June-mid August run, they're not getting runs across with small ball. Those runners are being hung out to dry or running into outs. Things are bleak. Period.

Every Etsy witch should record a curse on Megyn Kelly and tag her on all her socials. For funsies.

i stg oklahoma is just so far beyond saving at this point.

Cuba also has universal healthcare you dumb fucking ape.

Next time Trump is in France there will just magically be a nationwide strike and he'll be stuck at the airstrip the whole time.

what if the rapture is real but nobody on earth was worthy...

*tiktok preachers backpeddling wildly* well, what we meant was that allowing robots into our national pastime is the equivalent of all life on earth ending, so

It will be HUGELY important to retain successful challenges. Key will be not throwing em out at some borderline call but saving them for the truly egregious AB/inning-changing calls.

i'm glad this wasn't given directly to the umpire union to decide.

martial law will start because of something like this. he's going to lose his entire fucking mind.

wouldn't it be easier to just assume everything is a lie and only call out when he says something truthful? because that's never.

lol sure bro.

Whoever is writing these posts for him needs to learn proper comma usage and also just stop clicking "post".

DC has a chance to do the funniest thing.

If you watch a man constantly say everything he doesn't like and everything that doesn't fall in line with how he thinks things should be is "evil" why would we expect this man to allow elections???

Trump's speech entitled "I am a dictator, watch me dictate" went exactly as expected.

Trump is pronouncing "acetaminophen" the right way. by Ezra Klein

Every American traveling internationally is now required to apologize for that fact when meeting the locals.

He could've picked a less obvious lie to blurt out...

this has to be the best dialogue in an american sitcom in the entire 2000s. or at least top 5.

i see bruce pearl retired so it's clear tuberville wants to retire and be replaced by the only dumber candidate available.

i continue to be unable to wrap my head around the hatred conservatives and christians have for transgender medical care while they spend tens of thousands on irreversible cosmetic surgeries that turn them into the most grotesque halloween costume rejects on earth.

got literally 65 seconds into the new jon stewart video on youtube before a 5 minute ad break (thank christ you can still skip ads). good lord youtube is shit now.

intentional walk or you lose the game.

the brewers started 2-4 RISP tonight and besides the dribbler from ortiz are 0-6 since. same shit different day.

this fucking team.

MLB wants games to go faster and still uses the infinitely troublesome PitchCom system that stops games literally 3x every game.

CHOURIO STOP FUCKING SWINGING!

the intentional walk to load em up for chourio. that disrespect needs to be answered vehemently by jack jack.

ball one. appropriately called. finally.

oh great now we have to rely on ortiz again? at least there aren't two outs.

murph is not going to have enough charges in his taser tonight.

bradgley?!

lol ortiz needs private security if the padres lose this.

oh ffs dude two center cut into a four pitch walk.

maybe throwing back to back center cut wasn't the call rob...

ok that play just showed me mona is a bona fide first baseman...

roberto ortiz shouldn't even be umpiring in tee ball.

2 RANG 2 FURIOUS!

i don't even think ortiz has his eyes open anymore... this was a ball.

bro someone is going to actually beat roberto ortiz ass unconscious tonight. this is the worst game of umpiring i've seen since hernandez retired.

i say all the time arraez should not be a starter in the league as useless as he is almost all the time, but this is the situation where he's extremely useful. he's gonna win it.

and now we don't even get defense from jortz. get him out.

AND NOW THE FUCKING HIGH STRIKE ISNT CALLED OMFG

even if we go to 10 the padres have mason miller. we're so fucking fucked.

this loss is just so fucking fated.

THESE PADRES FANS ARE WHINING AT A PITCH 18" OFF THE CORNER!

5th appearance and chourio finally doesn't go 0-2. but he does go 1-2.

unluckiest goddamn team in the history of sport.