The FBI director dying would be so awesome

#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

Seven margaritas and a DUI

Cracked a sealed Genus edition last night, gonna frame these

"oh snap this is just like that one episode of true life" - me, too often

French Onion Soup Watch

There's a moment in the vast majority of T. Rex songs where you realize he wants to fuck a car

New way to be gay with your friends just dropped drinkechelon.com

Drake is about to be very annoying. I can feel it on the wind

The thing i dont get about supporting Gavin Newsom this far out is we don't even know who's running yet. Maybe an even bigger piece of shit will pop up for you people to support!

Good riddance to that oneminutetour guy....just way too ugly for front facing content...also a coward, but really so ugly too

Kind of shocking how much respect I’ve lost for Tim Walz in all of this.

Idk if I can fuck with you if you don't have a favorite style of fry

Bumper sticker that says, "Do I have a gun on me?"

J. edgar hoover on the Mt Rushmore of gaslight gatekeeping girlbosses

@governorwalz.mn.gov dog where the fuck are you

I don't know how 28;years later: the bone temple could have been better. Just a kickass movie all around

La Border Dispute

When I become pope you best believe I'm gonna be the first one to ride the Biblically Accurate Vespa in public

Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Wehavenochoicebuttostan

what if you just invested in basic direct voter organization and outreach again you stupid pieces of shit. what if you took the budget you put on consultants to make shit like this and put it into the fundamentals like 'making sure people have transportation to get to the polls'. you assholes.

Rizzler action figure with kung fu grip and Kirkland CPAP machine

Please dear God let this be real www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates...

Absolute mind boggling challenge by the grizzlies with 3.6 seconds left in the first quarter on an out of bounds call. What in gods name is the rationale on that??? That's absurdly low leverage

You mean to tell me the White Guy With Face Tattoos has bad politics?!?

Every once in a while I send my fiancee a screenshot of me listening to sugar ray, just to keep her off balance

@marchforbillionaires.org this bit blows

I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.

Draymond calls in a bomb threat if they tell him he's traded, right?

Mr. Beast getting kidnapped would be really funny, I'm afraid

Responding to every Am I Overreacting post on Reddit with ,"You're not over reacting, you should shoot them"

I miss my brother and I miss my dad. I bet they were at that first Ave show in spirit like a sumbitch

The day Kevin o Leary dies will be a great day for all

Cameron Winter is like if they invented a Rufus Wainwright with zero yearning

Today marks four years with no alcohol. Let's go me!

This is Minneapolis. Collective trauma, and neighbors helping neighbors. This is our 24/7 every day lives right now, not just a 10 second news clip.

Greg Bovino with rebar pierced through his heart, now that's a good album cover

This the kinda shit I'm talking about

That first ICE agent that kills themself because they can't take the guilt is gonna hit like crack

Weezer has songs that I love, but there is no amount of money that would make me give a fuck about that band

Gonna be bumpin' some Barenaked Ladies in honor of Brian Wilson today

She Mul on my Roney til I Dermot

If you're holding a really large spatula and you don't slap it into the palm of your hand, were you ever really holding a really large spatula?

Glovese

New ska band: Brian Windhorst Neck Pussy

Splash Hog for my LapHog

I am my father's son

I wonder if the lead singer of LEN just kinda...sounds like that all the time?