Lamelo Ball plays basketball like Riff Raff raps

There's a level of money that if you make it, I don't want to see you wearing a 2010s style shirt with only block words on it. I just assume it's a Paltrow GOOP level of grift and that you should be hung by your ankles from a bridge

Best scene in Donnie Darko bar none

Kevin O'Leary needs a new neck

Some people jerk off, some people write a song called Dry Spell Dear God that song sucks

The stadium feed is the greatest sports stream one can find

Dinner goes lowkey crazy when you're hungry

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

Three runs in the top of the ninth to lose. If you don't like that you don't like twins baseball!

Best part of a winning balatro run is explaining it to my fiance that doesn't play the game

This license plate is batshit insane

Government Cheese would be a good funk band

Elle Woods? More like W Woods! Women rule!

I love eating over a trashcan so much sometimes I wonder if I became a cook just to do that

Real shit catch me outside Vikings stadium every home game next season with a big ol sign that says Paul Allen is an Asshole

I wonder what Gary Busey says TBI stands for

Elon Musk dying is gonna be so awesome

I'm love/hate watching the twins like a true minneapolitan

Forrest Gump 2, but it's about Chet Hank's real life and Chet Hanks plays Jenny

It's a shame weird al yankovic exists. Not because I don't like him or anything, if anything I'm super jealous; there really isn't room for more than one famous song parody person

Like O, Like H, in your butt

Amber is the color of all our energy on this blessed 311 Day

Cody Gakpo you gotta eat shit

Lamelo Ball plays basketball like Riff Raff raps

Pretty certain that Dakota Johnson is a siren

Luka Doncic has a stunning case of Patricia Arquette mouth

The CEO of Culver's eating a butterburger so horny he gets a nosebleed

If you've never listened to CMAT you simply must change that

Coworkers everywhere today are making fun of the name MarkWayne

In America, the CEO eats burger for shame ritual

"Did you fuck it up real good?" "Yeah! This is gonna infuriate everyone" "Nice job bubba" ^ every day at the commercial film wrap factory

Dominik Szoboszlai lookin like a white lady on a Caribbean cruise

Jamal Murray looks like Lemongrab

It always comes back to Pauly Shore

Got her ass

I wanna make a funny post but all I can think about is how many pieces of shit should die

I've said it before, I'll say it again: hank hill was blasting crazy rope because of his narrow urethra

"help I've fallen and I can't get up" looking ass

Mike huckabee drowning in diarrhea

Much like how we all endure the hardship of winter, all of our meat tiny in Kawhi's hands

If you were a bathroom attendant in the 1980s you're now at risk for Poop Lung

The FBI director dying would be so awesome

#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

Seven margaritas and a DUI

Cracked a sealed Genus edition last night, gonna frame these

"oh snap this is just like that one episode of true life" - me, too often

French Onion Soup Watch

There's a moment in the vast majority of T. Rex songs where you realize he wants to fuck a car