Elroy Jestson
@thejesticle.bsky.social
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This is the language. Everyone must speak it
Kevin O'Leary needs a new neck
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Some people jerk off, some people write a song called Dry Spell Dear God that song sucks
5 days ago
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The stadium feed is the greatest sports stream one can find
12 days ago
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Dinner goes lowkey crazy when you're hungry
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Haus of Decline
14 days ago
Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall
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Three runs in the top of the ninth to lose. If you don't like that you don't like twins baseball!
18 days ago
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Best part of a winning balatro run is explaining it to my fiance that doesn't play the game
20 days ago
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This license plate is batshit insane
about 1 month ago
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Government Cheese would be a good funk band
about 1 month ago
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Elle Woods? More like W Woods! Women rule!
about 1 month ago
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I love eating over a trashcan so much sometimes I wonder if I became a cook just to do that
about 1 month ago
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Real shit catch me outside Vikings stadium every home game next season with a big ol sign that says Paul Allen is an Asshole
about 2 months ago
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I wonder what Gary Busey says TBI stands for
about 2 months ago
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Elon Musk dying is gonna be so awesome
about 2 months ago
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I'm love/hate watching the twins like a true minneapolitan
about 2 months ago
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Forrest Gump 2, but it's about Chet Hank's real life and Chet Hanks plays Jenny
about 2 months ago
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It's a shame weird al yankovic exists. Not because I don't like him or anything, if anything I'm super jealous; there really isn't room for more than one famous song parody person
2 months ago
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Like O, Like H, in your butt
2 months ago
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Amber is the color of all our energy on this blessed 311 Day
2 months ago
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Cody Gakpo you gotta eat shit
2 months ago
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Lamelo Ball plays basketball like Riff Raff raps
2 months ago
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Pretty certain that Dakota Johnson is a siren
2 months ago
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Luka Doncic has a stunning case of Patricia Arquette mouth
2 months ago
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The CEO of Culver's eating a butterburger so horny he gets a nosebleed
2 months ago
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If you've never listened to CMAT you simply must change that
2 months ago
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Coworkers everywhere today are making fun of the name MarkWayne
2 months ago
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In America, the CEO eats burger for shame ritual
2 months ago
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"Did you fuck it up real good?" "Yeah! This is gonna infuriate everyone" "Nice job bubba" ^ every day at the commercial film wrap factory
2 months ago
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Dominik Szoboszlai lookin like a white lady on a Caribbean cruise
3 months ago
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Jamal Murray looks like Lemongrab
3 months ago
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It always comes back to Pauly Shore
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3 months ago
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Got her ass
3 months ago
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I wanna make a funny post but all I can think about is how many pieces of shit should die
3 months ago
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I've said it before, I'll say it again: hank hill was blasting crazy rope because of his narrow urethra
3 months ago
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"help I've fallen and I can't get up" looking ass
3 months ago
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Mike huckabee drowning in diarrhea
3 months ago
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Much like how we all endure the hardship of winter, all of our meat tiny in Kawhi's hands
3 months ago
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If you were a bathroom attendant in the 1980s you're now at risk for Poop Lung
3 months ago
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The FBI director dying would be so awesome
3 months ago
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3 months ago
#alysaliu
WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!
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Seven margaritas and a DUI
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3 months ago
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Cracked a sealed Genus edition last night, gonna frame these
3 months ago
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"oh snap this is just like that one episode of true life" - me, too often
3 months ago
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French Onion Soup Watch
3 months ago
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There's a moment in the vast majority of T. Rex songs where you realize he wants to fuck a car
3 months ago
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New way to be gay with your friends just dropped
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3 months ago
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Tend!
3 months ago
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Drake is about to be very annoying. I can feel it on the wind
3 months ago
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maple cocaine
3 months ago
The thing i dont get about supporting Gavin Newsom this far out is we don't even know who's running yet. Maybe an even bigger piece of shit will pop up for you people to support!
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