it is a little disconcerting that none of the people in charge of anything right now seem to know how to do it. like, if you were on a bus and the driver started whipping around all crazy and yelling about how buses don’t need wheels you’d probably be like, hey. this guy shouldn’t be driving the bus

my friend Preworkout Explosion: they have levied spells against me, Preworkout Explosion me: i would fold you into my league of protection instantly, Preworkout Explosion

going to sleep right now would fix me

#silksong #lacenet #chinese

didn't matter how quickly or easily one can make a bunch of slop it all falls apart if you need to print it onto paper and buy a spot in a physical space and convince people to actually buy it

This is what they took from you

せっかく午年なのでダスカも

(enthralled, horrified) what is wrong with him #Fate

Incredibly serious game

what do you guys think of near future industrial dystopian genre with lots of gore and hot baddies using cool gears to kill bad ppl

I don't think monsters are scary. i think the scariest thing by far is some sort of guy and/or creature that comes up to you and prophetically tells you the exact date of the last time you will ever fuck

what happens to a wife guy if he gets divorced

its cool to move different its cool to smoke different but what if you fuck different

Showa magma! #umamusume

Dr. Robotnik's Word Search, from the 'Sonic The Hedgehog Activity Book' by Troll Books. Can you find all the words?

Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...

same buddy

cowgirls or cow girls

Ruh roh

what the fuck i thought he only did that during our private calls

this guy rules. i love reddit so much

If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off

🐎2026

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come on man

i want to grow this blue sky account because i fucking hate twitter and everyone on it. people on twitter are dumb loser pedophiles who use grok to fulfill their deranged sexual fantasies. i hope those losers just die lmao. also tachyon

The most pointless Earthbound factoid of all time

One funny thing Elon Musk figured out about the media is if, instead of providing comment to reporters, you email back an automated reply saying "go fuck yourself," the reporters will just invent their own plausible-sounding defense of your conduct to balance their stories instead of punishing you

my name is doodoo shit ass

Kronii Maid

Oh you can’t get a good bluesky timeline? Skill issue its easy for me That person’s following: Twitter mutual you had muted Twitter mutual you had muted Guy you blocked Twitter mutual you had muted

Apparently it can measure the BMI too It came with a voice over so he will comment on your body?? 😭😭

oh that was a visible nipple sorry for retweeting that

yoshi has died

Reze 💣

it's a real symptom of widespread anti-progressive media bias that an explicitly progressive candidate is expected to feel a need to be apologetic about being progressive.

The IHRA is an antisemitism-generator that redefines antisemitism to criminalize criticism of ethnic cleansing and apartheid. This is why genocide activists are typing in all-caps today ⬇️

This is a thread of major media outlets falsely anthropomorphising the "Grok" chatbot program and in doing so, actively and directly removing responsibility and accountability from individual people working at X who created a child pornography generator (Elon Musk, Nikita Bier etc) #1: Reuters

Instructor Mooselini was let go from being a PaRappa Town driving instructor following reports her grading was based on ability to rap. paletteswap.site/dif...

had burger

mejiro mcqueen eternal suffering #umamusume

Rosa Pokemon ✨