alright thats it im going to bed

#Superman ♀

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This is what my twink @foreverumbra.bsky.social has to put up with on a daily basis

This whole section really.

Kiryu Coco. #hololive

Tell your favorite artists you love their work

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Casual Taiki Shuttle! Commission! 🐴🤠 #fanart #umamusume

I have been bonding with dozens of fellow victims of the male loneliness epidemic over our shared suffering. They are my dear cherished friends. But if I ever let them know, it will all fall apart.

Toggling my debilitating masturbation addiction on and off using different bowls of cereal #biohack

(punching a little gray alien in the stomach) encounter this!

huh

Some tales are told, then soon forgotten.. but legends.. are forever.. tonight, you get to vote on which certified BEAUTIFUL discs i play. the power is in your hands... use it wisely... SCORPY'S BEAUTIFUL DISCS: GREATEST HITS 7PM EST @ twitch.tv/socpens

Me

Homer Simpson Sucked Me From The Back

basically nothing means anything anymore bc something can mean anything in any way someone wants to mean it

I forgot I downloaded this

Virgin² // Fairy Dust // PC-98

favorite movie shot things: 1: low wide shot of the character running toward the camera and it’s slowly revealed that a massive mob is chasing them 2: smash cut to funeral

i got a badge and a keychain from @callgespenst.bsky.social and they look cool and awesome!! thank ya!!

This Utah dentist was: • Repeatedly accused of improper tooth implants and root canals • Placed on probation for 3 years • Sued 3x for medical malpractice But when the state dentistry board recommended revoking his license, regulators said no.

It's truly insane that it's legal to go "I'm going to spend $50 billion dollars to buy this company. Do I have $50 billion dollars? No, the company I'm buying is going to take out a big loan"

new recession indicator just dropped

Surprise! This was a Kamen Rider drawing all along! Sort of. After finishing Maruzensky's career for the first time, this was the only thing i had in mind and i really wanted to draw it. #Umamusume #KamenRider

翡翠と久遠寺有珠のリクエストをいただきました。二人を好きなように描いてくださいとご依頼いただいています。 メイドさんと魔女 坂の上のお屋敷には、 一人の魔女と一人のメイドさんが住んでいる

what are the chances one of the principle voice actors dies before this happens

they remember they already showed us bart's dick, so now it's lisa's turn

they're called trick or treaters dude

how do i do the fake disclaimer bit i just had a funny idea

senpai ☝️🤓

"i would simply—" ⓘ 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴

they dont make girls who go oh ho ho like they used to

This user is beautiful & not a terrorist

hold on how does something become "popular with friends" but not end up on my following tab

now that eric adams has ended his campaign for mayor it’s time to stroll down memory lane

First time this guy has ever made me laugh

M: Bond were sending you to Cincinnati, you have to go visit that zoo they have that is kind of a good zoo Bond, chugging a Monster energy drink: no problem beeyotch

the NPC thing is overdone but is there a single better example of it than a gang of brainless goons chasing someone and then giving up and going back to their original spawn point when the guy gets out of aggro distance

The male loneliness crisis is caused by men visiting their friend Rabbit, eating too much honey, and then getting stuck in his doorway because of their giant fat ass.

Ai as a technology and mode of expression is for disinformation, nazi gutter racism, and making this soulless, brain stunted shit. Disgusting. Turn it off, shut it down, haaa

Chrome's adblock dying has really just shown how bad ads have gotten now huh This appeared and fullscreened my window, hid my cursor, for clicking on a youtube download link lol old people are just not built to handle this

girl i would love to drunk drive you

#ウマ娘 ごめんごめんごめんごめん