BREAKING NEWS: Disgraced defense attorney Phoenix Wright, who was disbarred seven years ago for forging evidence, has been arrested for murder himself. The trial is scheduled for Monday.

me (buzzing into jeopardy): what is my meat

this was predictable, but i don't feel all that good about it. among other things, if she can't fly out of the country she's just gonna wind up driving more.

absurdly funny to me that nintendo's hyperspecific Brand Naming applies to their movies too because no normal company would call it The Super Mario Galaxy Movie and not just Super Mario Galaxy

surely they're saving the PS1 soundtrack for when they announce the P1 rerelease (copium)

oh my god we're in the post-timeskip AA years now what the fuck

somehow only just found out today that battle network 3 was going to have the same hard mode that BN2 has but it was scrapped? i mean it's no big loss since all it does is bump up enemy HP by 50% but still interesting

lowkey mega victreebel would've been funny as fuck if they gave it rage powder

someone logged into my account and made these drafts. luckily the hacker has been neutralized

the technical challenges are interesting and all that but the bottom line here is that unfortunately: nobody actually gives a shit how hard it is? it is to a large degree a self-inflicted problem so you don't exactly get a lot of understanding about it!

I went to Trans Dimension 1 and everyone knew you

Digital Circus is for frickin girls sorry. If you buy a ticket to that shit and you're a guy... Like sorry bro but people are gonna think you're gay. You should be watching Gaslight District bro, you're just begging to be pegged bro.

tomodachi life looks like one of those games i'd really fw if i still had a creative bone in my body but unfortunately my head is full of rocks and has been for at least the past 10 years

all the swingers who wanted to go on the northernlion cruise realizing they're not gonna find any unicorns on a ship that needs both a passport and to sail out of florida

it's been a few days and i still don't know if the northernlion cruise was an elaborate bit or if it was real but someone actually realized it was a horrible idea

replayed mega man star force 1 again just to feel something. thank god there's 3 whole versions so i have an excuse to replay it twice

What's wrong babe? You've barely touched your 6 7 chicken nuggets

ty dude

If those admins could load this post, they'd be very upset

i made gaster and seeing him do literally anything makes me crack tf up

i made sigma

thanks for reminding me of the funniest fucking sentence anybody on this planet has ever written.

transgender sheep

just booted up Pokemon Emerald and they put a fucking data center in Little Root Town 😭

System of A Down

damn aerodactyl ok

hey sonic fans listen to this for a jumpscare

I keep coming back to this and laughing because it is literally a PERFECT pixel art representation of the fucking face he makes

It's so funny how even in 2004 people were saying things like Shin Megami Tensei being "very similar to [the] Persona franchise"

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

remember when people found the 'dark hidden lore' of the pokemon leak with typhlosion and then it just turned out to be japanese folklore with typhlosion find/replaced with the name of a yokai

Here Kawade talks about the Ninji partner they had planned to add.

This week we have an exciting new Paper Mario interview from the 11/00 edition of Famitsu 64! Director Ryota Kawade and Hiroyasu Sasano share their favorite characters and scenes, and reveal cut content and alternate battle systems. shmuplations.com/papermario/

Mozart: Requiem – Lacrimosa

actually pissing me off how funny this is

for those who missed it at the time

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