(guy misremembering the phrase "blowing my mind") i'm being mindbroken rn

dude last night was rated E10+. hella comic mischief and cartoon violence

nothing will dispel the notion that people are ensouled more thoroughly than having to take calls at work all day

(guy misremembering the 'imagine the audience naked' trick) it'll be fine just pretend you're naked and jerking off

congratulations to these guys on finding the one worse name for a fighting game than 2xko. wishing them well on the launch of [deliberately not adjusting glasses, they aren't even on my face] "DICKO"

god i hate when people pick this dude on fightcade he's so busted #jojolands #thejojolands #johnrod

nunsploitation

admire vega is the winner of the curren chan fuck a fan contest. curren says the selection process was completely random and impartial. ayabe claims to have never entered herself into such a contest.

Once again, congratulations to Vola for winning Max's Monthlies #4! Who will put an end to her tyranny?! Big shoutouts to all the entrants and spectators, and thanks again to Doom Man for co-commentating! Tournament VOD: youtu.be/B-PAxhqIe00

Max's Monthlies #4 is starting in ONE HOUR! Stream link: www.twitch.tv/maxburgiv Matcherino page for last minute signups: matcherino.com/t/maxsmonthl...

had this pulled up for my freelancing guide how topical indeed

Oh my gahd, we're back again! Max's Monthlies #4 is taking place on Sunday, July 19, at 5PM ET / 9PM GMT! The fourth in a series of netplay tournaments for Akatsuki Blitzkampf Ausf. Achse! Signups are open at: matcherino.com/t/maxsmonthl... Gonna bring the flavor? #ABK #ABK_AA #FGC

Nothing better than a glass of #Parfait...🍨 Except maybe #Ayabe 😄 #Yep #ImCurren 🌈

Just 1 question.. what is ntr?

Tomorrow!!!!!!!!!

Let's Stay Together Forever 4 -The Moment Supportive, True Friendship Transcends Romantic Feelings

how many GULP sexual erm.. (tugging my collar) p-p-partners have i had .. ?? well ah.. nine (reading the room and feeling like a loser) hundred (realizing this might make me seem like a womanizer) men (afraid of coming off like a serial monogamist) at once

AEGIS REFLECTOR

its for you dawg its lit

erika furudo commission

be a good boy and reply to me pls pls pls >w<

comm. mew mew mew mew

wip

I've been thinking about this video for a while I need to share it with you all

every now and again someone references this post of mine from nearly four years ago

mejiro dober constantly looks like shes about to burst into tears if you dont start taking her seriously

U can milk me

mate its a petplay fetish universe made mostly by trans women i dont think it matters in the grand scheme if one specific fetish isn't included

This is happening one week from now! Be there or be square!

been having fun with tekken 7 lately

I had a screenwriting professor in college who gave us a hard rule of one vomit or “flushing pills down the toilet” scene in our scripts for the entire semester, because apparently every college indie filmmaker wants to do those, so now when I see it in a movie I’m like “they used their one chance”

TONIGHT. 10 PM CEST. The first broadcast of the Super Handsome and Awesome Tournament (SHAFT) is COMING! [ on twitch. tv/dolastorheavenlivestream ] THE NINE OF US, ARE RUNNING TEKKEN 7. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE, ASSHOLE.

6th gen console girls

digidober comm for anon ^_^ #agnesdigital #mejirodober #umamusume

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 10,1958

few things annoy me more than people who brag about not caring about anything

ICE murdered another person.

So alike. So peaceful

I can help you via hypnosis if you're interested.

gold ship experiences troll's remorse

they put me in the penn cuz i ain't a teller

she cost me an arm and a leg

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell is not DEAD. He just getting some dick. We've all been there cnn.com