you've caught me at a very nu-metal time in my life

guys i really love masturbating

god this is a sexy piece of tech

Yes the Chainsaw handle is very necessary

the tl is beautiful tonight

i talk about my penis like somethings wrong with me

the last full color comm from me ever

Fun Easter egg in the DS Lite: the system has a hidden “red screen” mode! It can be unlocked through blunt force.

I feel like Bsky needs to hear this (Og post 👇🏻)

send my ass to fat bitch planet‼️‼️

different interpretations of sonic are fine if he's funny and makes me smile. AoStH sonic makes me smile. prime sonic (when he opens his mouth and says things) does not. it's very simple

morning janet sketches

yeah I love drawing her

THEY FUCKED THE FUCKING PENTAGON!!!

sex is about committing to the bit and following through on your riffs

I'm sure everyone will be completely normal about this photograph of Kristen Stewart at Cannes #filmsky 📽️

Drowning in Dire Dire Dykes

i gotta get my furry numbers up tbh

damn shorty are you a programmer? cause that backend sure is developed

Look at my penis dawg im going to jail

lesbian milf i need you

who do y'all think is the most autistic straw hat? i'd say top 3 are luffy, brook, and robin

Emotionally disentangle my genderfluid balls

she pee on my nut until i butter

trans girls can get stabbed 40 times for no crime other than existing and then white cis men will gladly (with pretend "heavy reluctance") get online to wheedle and whine and squeal about how those uppity bitches don't know their place. the teeth of men are knives just waiting for flesh to gnash at

we need an evil pride flag

Skyrdle 338 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

she thingamanob on my doohickey til i whatchmacallit

therapy vent art

Sigourney Weaver over Grogu: “Geen poppenspelers”

The Itchy & Scrathy & Poochie & Grogu Show

You can see this even in their arguments in "defense" of us, particularly when arguing that liberalism is a queer's natural home - they argue that, obviously, only liberalism would allow space for such luxurious self-indulgence, and leftists must necessarily be queerphobic because queerness = luxury

Most cisheterosexual liberals share the conservative understanding of queerness as a form of decadence, a luxury that is fun to indulge but not fundamentally important to protect, and only support queers insofar as they support one's freedom to indulge whatever luxuries one wishes

“erm you can’t just criticize me for using AI; it’s a tool” buddy fucking watch me. you have no idea how broad i can get. the sheer array of sweeping judgment at my disposal is staggering. i can, and will, generalize about you in terms that will make your head spin

this reminds me of how the first time i heard the Q included in the acronym was in jonah hill's apology for saying fag back in like 2014

one of my unwoke takes is i'm never saying LGBTQIA+ and it's not out of exclusion it's just that that's too fucking long for an acronym. i'm saying LGBTQ or LGBTQ+. the Q and the + cover the other stuff

ME: one stir fry for me, and uh, one stir-fly for the lovely arachnid MY SPIDER GF: 👀👀👀👀 👉👉👉👉👈👈👈👈

why did we get the wii weeks before japan

Dude you should read this superhero deconstruction comic. No I'm serious dude it's about how being a superhero would actually derail your life and it would actually be so difficult to juggle that and also school and a job and relationships and it's completely thankless. Oh what's it called? Spider-m

retro is 20 years. hard barrier. we are not talking about the 3ds like it's oldhead media in 2026. cut it out

this hurt me deeply

“All those moments will be lost in time, like cum in the rain…”

boys don't know about dancing in your kitchen at strange hours and its sad

two ships pass in the night..

nurse get me 50 ccs of #summervibes STAT

This is the sex toy of the summer #trending #summervibes #israel #cum