shit cant just be a bad habit anymore now i have to go to hell too

happy tdov!! if anyone would like to aid me in acquiring dinner the jade venmo is ceruleanhearts !!

tdov is fine and all, but i prefer buying trans women pizza. celebrate today by being a weird freak. push the bounds of what is possible and build the world you want in the present. make that zine, go have that messy hookup. being visible is boring, be more

jango fett cool

Happy Birthday for fat belly Teto😆😆

super mario galaxy movie is just this but not a joke

buy a trans woman a pizza day

pokemon i saw in a dream last night that was apparently a regional form of Entei, whose body is composed of dry chunks of iridescent riverbed rich with pearls

tired of visibility how about a single day where we stop legislating trans ppl out of public life

issuing a blanket "Cis People Cannot Make Jokes About This One" declaration for this news item. I do not trust y'all, leave this to us

The biannual question: did they time [x] piece of anti-trans news for TDOV/TDOR because they’re cunts, or are there just so many anti-trans actions happening all the time that some fall inevitably and coincidentally on our visibility and memorial days?

it's so fucked up what they've done to computer

trans women deserve to be vain. it's so important to have a bit of an ego and a sense of self worth and these are all slightly different things but they're so important to have

when lil jon said “to the window, to the wall” it had to be really confusing if you lived in an aquarium

Yes Wily we see the fit

me, trying too hard to show the tboy i'm going down on that i respect his gender: damn bro are you the legend of zelda? because your majora are looking masc 😏

it's cool that you're allowed to direct a movie with someone else but only if you're siblings

twink youth pastor: you know who you DON'T have to prep for to receive?

"hmm, it seems that my slot machine has lost the mandate of heaven" - thing i said out loud while playing pokemon firered

couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"

Mind you bluesky was shading X on X about adding AI tools 5 months ago

dudes rule

My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

At House Rabbit Society, we believe rabbits are wonderful companions, but they're not for everyone. If you've never had a rabbit before, we encourage you to spend time on our website, houserabbit.org, learning more about them, and not purchasing one impulsively for the Easter holiday.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Goop on bucket for $0.00. I watched people invade Nintendo HQ for Tomodachi Life. All those moments will be lost in time, like deals in rain.

DID YOU NOTICE In star wars they never listen to the radio for fun. It's always for something stressful

i think you should support trans women on the basis that discrimination against us hurts us. when things are done to hurt us we feel it. we feel pain. we are real people. we want to be treated fairly right now, not in the future, but now, because it hurts now.

banana themed grandma named Big Nana

I was so fucking baked dude when the fuck did I do this

they should let you hang out at the airport even if you don't have a flight

I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED

Many of you

incredible work on this one

how are the kids supposed to learn if they can't see what the cd player is up to underneath all that plastic

furry art is a litmus test to see who's reactionary and who's chill

kirara againn

(the angel Gabriel beaming messages into my brain) Evan, Evan! The lord needs you to get day drunk and play Battlefront 2 2005. (mildly annoyed) yeah I know. Why do you think I do it all of the time. Also you're fucked up for telling a 14 year old to have a kid