(Watching Christmas episode of SpongeBob) I thought Sandy was a scientist, not a missionary. This seems wrong… I have to know more! Computer, search “Sandy Cheeks missionary” and disable safe search! The truth will be revealed…

Average anti-Bluesky op-ed: this app is solely an echo chamber for left-wing politics Average Bluesky post: baseball has taken everything from me

DAWGGGGG WHAT DO YOU MEAN ERMES' VA QUOTE REPOSTED ME WHILE I WAS GONE??????

i sincerely apologize for streaming One Dance by Drake. i was age regressed back to 2016 at the time but that is an explanation, not an excuse

this aged well

recession indicator

Apologies to the rest of the incredible talent involved who didn't name credits, I respect y'all to death I just feel like Cassandra watching Troy burn and the flames aren't getting any smaller

i'm living in actual psychological horror

tthis is pornography

This is the most insane clip we could ever have they are all standing there on their phones doing nothing, see a random person that’s a shade of brown, and then fucking full tilt sprint at them just bc. There is nothing happening it’s just a horde going around imprisoning people

dave and bust 'er? i hardly know 'er!

thank you 2 years hrt lawl

5 stars, this guy's a fan

Have not been able to stop thinking about this

There’s the gender neutral “dude” and “bro” and then there’s the inconsiderate versions, and it’s all vibe based

Here's a BRAND NEW COMIC, straight out of 2002!!!

Rosa Miku

As someone on the spectrum, I can tell you, people don't want unapologetically weird, they want socially acceptable quirky.

🎯🎯🎯

it'd kinda be really funny if someone i hadn't seen since high school ran into me because aside from the boobs i'm also up like 150 lbs from then

they just KNOW they got that shit on

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

I have said many times, Sanderson is personally nice, but so what. Nice is cheap. He pumps money into a hate organization. That he can launder his own reputation effectively is the only think separating him from Rowling.

Trainer that gives each of her Pokémon an Amulet Coin to hold #Juxart

The Sacred Texts

Yeah that’ll show em

I'm glad people are referring to blind boxes as "gambling" more and more.

I had to do something with this exchange after I heard it on @versuswolves.bsky.social @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social @wooliewoolz.bsky.social

buny who is kinda just figuring themself out right now, and it's not really anybunny else's business as long as it makes them happy y'know?

The debt of this country to Black people can't be measured

shit cant just be a bad habit anymore now i have to go to hell too

Touys

when the average person hears "detransitioner" they think of a very specific type of person (namely, a cis person who was Accidentally Transed) and using this term to describe trans ppl serves to give ppl the impression that there are more of these Accidentally Transed ppl than there actually are

the fact that trans ppl who are forced back into the closet and have their bodily autonomy violated are lumped into the "detransitioner" label is actually disgusting. like. that's just trans ppl being tortured

thank you hide post for me button

genuinely fucking hate when someone conflates being a canine therian with being into the puppygirl shit, do not ever fucking call me puppy i'll kill you

Anyways the true message I pray people get and internalize is giving, often messy and raw, queer narratives by queer creatives the same grace, enthusiasm and patience that folks routinely show massive corporate media for representation or even queer subtext. One is far more important than the other.

I'm glad I see less and less use of the phrase "pc master race," feel like having less 4chan phrases in your vocab is good, but doubly so when it's literally just a Nazi phrase

ohhhh my tummy ohhhhh

It's Over! Land From a Jump Kind of Wrong

how relevant

You'd think I would have a tolerance for watching queer creatives get devoured alive for not making their creations queer in the specific ways that some aggro queer folks online demand it must be after seeing it happen dozens of times And YET