no kirk at pride

christmas! just a week away!

id be like sooo cool and fun to hang out with if i was a real person

HOW the fuck do i keep ending up with the garma zabi haircut

idk how to choose my fav pic of 2025 when im pretty sure i dont like a single picture of myself

Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Kwanzaa, whatever it is you're doing this week I hope you're enjoying it!

r u more of an asuka tgirl or a rei tgirl

if i have ever said the [hrase "nice boots" to you its important you realize that that is me trying to mask being extremely deliriously horny

set phasers to induce cluster b personality disorder

set phasers to torture. set phasers to horrifically mutilate

o'caml it's irish

options for things to do at home: - sit on the computer and get anxious - sit doing nothing in my room and get anxious - literally nothing else to do

fun new D/s impact play dynamic where you pick up a rock and hit me in the head with it until i stop breathing

you can just turn your girlfriend into a dog and leave her like that. she wont even be particularly upset

call me only available in 720p with ukrainian subtitles the way im a TS

it’s touch yourself tuesday #TouchItTuesday

the replies to this post make me think people arent fans of molest yourself monday #MolestYourselfMonday

me when im going to have to emotionally crash for a week because i forgot to bring my hrt home

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oh? you're a fan of James Cameron's Avatar franchise? Computer. open the TVTropes page for Avatar (film). sort all contained tropes by most to least racist

depressed robotgirl lying in bed occasionally going "OPPORTUNITY DETECTED. SQUANDERING AT 100% EFFICIENCY"

why i gotta be so melodramatic on the skyline dawg

you know what they say about being a weird piece of ass. you gotta be weird. and also a piece of ass

i got that sociopathic rizz that sorely disappoints girls who want to be serial killed

at our highest regularity we saw eachother once a week for like a month and a half, dont regularly talk online, and in-person dont have much extended conversation. i care about her and whatever but my lack of ability to do social nonsense does make me a little bit feel like a fucking sociopath

middle aged cis man working on some tech nonsense thing get offfff my page

this whole "having a girlfriend that exists irl" thing has been neat but to be perfectly honest i think its slowly convincing me there is something schizoid going on in my brain

i hope i am not just a friend to u but also a weird piece of ass

just read transmetropolitan. pretty good, i should read more comics

sometimes i do things that i know beforehand and during are bad ideas and then bitterly regret it the whole time i think about it afterwards

definitely something very wrong with me on a personality level that i am still yet to fully come to terms with

they should invent a neuroablater and put me in charge of using it. like a little pistol sized ray gun that completely removes any and all wrinkles from someone's brain. i promise i would only use it on trans girls who get horny over lobotomies and only sometimes random people who annoy me

"just switch to nouveau" lmfao. do u hear urself

hell is toronto traffic

i wish i had literally anything to do when im at home, just absolutely nothing im able to go outside for and i get stuck at a screen all day

on the distant planet Bazoik. straight up "zorching it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My flemoid

Some of these redactions are almost like modern art

one girl's content warning is another girl's browsable tag

polycule of women with high-paying tech jobs that i am the communal housewife for save me

why does my mother think i should apply to install hvac equipment my entire cv is "got cs education at a second-rate university"

i have messaged like 5 people today and not a single one has responded to me, i need new fucking irls dawg

>"party on the 20th" >"hmm actually it might be the 19th" >so is it on the 19th? >no answer >suddenly the 19th >still cant get an answer