i have no clue what i am wearing tomorrow, hmm

decided to watch a movie, chose Honey, Don't! turns out the main character is a lesbian that wears high rise chinos so im just spending the whole movie jealous of her pants

i wish i wasnt too autistic to be able to buy clothes, i only have three pairs of pants i can stand to wear, i dont have any girl clothes, idfk how im gonna get a flightsuit for the leinth thing

so fucking sad i cant get the dockers US site clearance sale , i would have actually spent $150 and it would have been SO WORTH IT

the amount of sales on the US dockers website rn dude im losing it, do they ship to canada??

i will NEVER wear jeans if i am not doing physical labour EVER this is the dahlia guarantee

women's high rise chinos will fix me, actually

does dockers even make dark brown chinos

going to the hair place and reaching into my big bag of 80s david sylvian haircut photos when the person asks what i want done

sorry i dont know how to comfort you, i didnt even grow up with a family that never talked about feelings, i just didnt have a sense of self for the first 20 years of my life and i can barely remember anything from more than 6 months ago

who else tryna get arrested for conspiracy to commit sodomy

weed (smoked), progesterone (boofed). alchohol (drank), poppers (insufflated), methamphetamine (gummed)

they should make 5 hour energy but 5 hour lsd instead because it sounds similar

girl with new boots and a good outfit

sqlite fans rise up

this specific right foot boot did fuck up my foot btw, i had to bandage it up. hopefully it breaks in a bit more, left is just small but not painful

when i look down at the new boots they feel a little bit unproportional from ankle to toe, but taking pictures i feel like im making it up

imagine showing homestuck to adorno

girl who needs a linen apron for non maid reasons

guy whos just been boiling horses for fun voice: hey i could probably use this weird sludge for something

liking my oomfs replies talking to eachother in my mentions. the eye of dahlly is ever watchful

Please refer to the hat

fucked UP that you wanna have sex with my mini pc server. you want to cuck me by frotting with her wifi antenna?? you brigand. you blackguard. do you want access to my tailnet

irreparable damage to my psyche because i saw that leinth gets trolled image and realized leinth is a brunette

FUCK why is my coffee order leinth coded

deleting all my nudes immediately after i take them and jerking off to my recently deleted becuase if i see a photo of myself thats more than 30 days old it just makes me dissociate

opening my photos app to find a meme and getting titty pic jumpscare

looking at myself in this vc like god im gonna be so mfing cute with bangs

tea and cakes with the dolls in vc 💝

smokin that shit that made eikowar's widgets wacky

"mean kinetic energy"? why cant heat just be nice?? seems kind of rude?? nice to me???

need to keep a girl dripfed with porn and lobotomized so i can come home, walk to her bedroom and get groped and fucked and torn apart because she's been worked up all day into a mindless fugue and needs to use my body for release

girl who gives me lobotomygel and keeps me constantly aroused because its less embarassing than going into a sex shop for a dildo

"noncan art" noncan art is banned. all art must contain an impressive rack

i wanna make one tiny mistake sticking my nose where it doesn't belong and gradually get drawn into a world of debauched exploitation that ends in me being brainwashed and taken as a permanent plaything for some rich girl and her friends to use for the rest of my life

girl who is trying to figure some shit out

her backstory is that she was a fixer/hitman, and while that implies shed be the type to have a silenced 9mm pistol its probably more like. an unsilenced revolver that fires 12 gauge rounds that she loads with slugs or buckshot depending on the deployment setting

yall ever look in the mirror and think like. god my mouth is pretty. i wish i could stick my-

my face before & after watching an episode of Serious Experiment Lain

so many girls want to find out what dahlia's lips taste like as she clicks the collar closed around their neck

okay migraine mostly gone now, uwehh

im basically scarpere drunk from my migraine rn AMA

trying to type through the migraine aura is fiving me a newfound appreciation for the struggles of the vision impaired

why the fuck am i having a migraine right now??? nothing stressful triggered it like the usual way this happens

maybe i should add an addendum to my "dont post at people while drunk" rule to include migraines

its funny how much of this problem that i used to struggle with is trivial now because i learned modular arithmetic

am i drunk right now wtf is going on, ive had a bunch of dr pepper and maybe at most the progesterone is hitting this hard for literally the first time