JAV titles

I'm like woemn

Houston should be bulldozed and rebuilt using Moscow as a template

Bus fares shouldn't even exist, a proper public transport system should be entirely subsidized by taxes

Just realized that the bluesky app adds its little logo in the corner of a skeet when you screenshot it. Cute

theyre replacing your birth canal with a 6 baby wide chudway

After the 401 tunnel is done they should start digging a second one under it

They should replace every bus lane with a 6 lane wide highway

Tumblr mom or Reddit dad?

I think people I like should get a billion dollars and people I don't like be tortured and killed

Gonna train a multimodal llm on Maoist teachings, give it a toy rc tank and set it loose in downtown Toronto

One day the nukes will fall and some tranny in her last moments of her life will remix the emergency transmission into a sick breakcore beat

One day I'll be rich enough to afford a numpad on my keyboard

P90 is Transfem, USAS12 is transmasc

Our prof in a c# course gave us compiled projects as an example of what the output should look like. I wonder if he knew everyone just decompiled them

I'm the synonymph of the internet

imagine being a cis guy on bsky like what are you doing here? got lost on the way to reddit?

Yearning for an actual wifi router.....

It's ai agents all the way down

Remember back in the early 2000s when you requested a CD of the source code for your favourite program and found a folded piece of paper titled CLAUDE.md in the jewel case ?

Call me masters degree the way I got M in my passport and D in my cup size

5 WAYS TO OPTIMIZE YOUR VOICE TRAINING ROUTINE FOR SIGMAS

Holy shit there's one in Hamilton

Some of y'all (this is just a random floating robot that follows the mc around while being immensely horny for him)

Wake up babe, New 15 minute long Costco Fahrenheit just dropped

It's literally in the steam overlay dude, it's on the nvidia overlay, it's in discord overlay, it's just in the origin overlay it's right there on the Uplay overlay

I keep seeing discussion pieces on scp8980 and like it's cool and I read all the spoilers but goddamn it's written so good that I can't actually read it

As the emails show, the famous speedrunner "Dream" has his infamous week of cheated speedruns exactly 2 days after a meeting with Jeffrey Epstein

More of a benching a woman but we take these

I'm not emotionally mature enough to escape Weezer yet

Weezer is such a funny band because I don't know a single person who actually listens to it seriously except the professional movement shooter analyzer on YouTube

What's with these homies dissing my girl

For all the talk of "estrogen cannot change bone structure!!!!!" My hips sure do be wider than my shoulders now

I wouldn't have it any other way.

This 30 Year Old Show Still Writes Space Battles The Old Fashioned Way

But fr fr if anyone has a cushy dev job lined up please dm me my signal is ari.551

I think not getting a cushy dev job right after college like Fanshawe ads promised and having to tear my hair out worrying about making bills this month aged me far more than time ever could

I'm like if a girl was an adult woman

We asked this ape to check Airbnb pricing in Montreal and it killed itself

Hey guys I'm also in a long distance relationship. My wife is in the living room working while I'm eating cheese straight from the fridge in the kitchen

Need to cosplay Silver solely to have an excuse to buy a cunty brown leather jacket

Need to play deadlock solely to have an excuse to cosplay Silver

Fuck your "OS as code", I am now in the "OS as a UML diagram" club

Headcannoning Genode Sculpt as being the precursor OS to the shit that replika brains run on in Signalis

Genode Sculpt is what nixos wishes it was

Genode Sculpt is the MOST GERMAN OS IVE EVER SEEN

getting some obnoxiously big titties pizza

Doomed Yuri (alt history setting where Vostok-1 suffered a catastrophic ablative shield failure, meaning the brave cosmonaut had to decide whether to die in holy hellfire of reentry or starving and suffocating in the cold reaches of space)