you ordered diet coke, that's a joke, right?

Husbands by geese

in a time when putting together a person's full profile with claude is just a request away, i take pride in cyberstalking people the old-fashioned way

уххх бля квас тема. квас очаковский нихуя имба

HTTPeter and LOIC griffin

“testicles” sounds like little test sheets. “everyone take your seats while i grade your testicles” — some middle school teacher, probably

you can't keep womankind in your dreams

mahtyebaal mountain

The Cure were really onto something when they thought of JavaScript in 1979

в разные периоды времени я немножко меняюсь

am i worth it? did i put enough work in?

band named The Dumb Fucks.. anyone sayign this shit....

avoid all eye contact. do not react. shoot the messengers.

hop on cheburaskha

humiliatingly parallel. gut wrenchingly mortifyingly parallel computation. unironically kms type parallelism

i have many bangers in my drafts that i cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me

everything is a bytecode-targetable virtual machine if you look at it sideways. JBIG2 image decompression? virtual machine. x86 mov instruction? virtual machine. truetype fonts? virtual machine. Magic: The Gathering? believe it or not, also virtual machine.

autism be damned my straight white cis man can work a rust compiler

why did bot tan stop replying to my posts.. .

im into hatsune miku who is canonically 16 years old. i really want to fuck her while being her

currents.is shoo good holyy

once i learn to post good all of you are so fucked

discord is, consistently, the only software in the fucking universe that makes pipewire *not* "just work". i am very curious as to how can one write such a piece of burning garbage holy fuck

Posting on twitter felt like building an audience, posting on bsky feels like chatting with my friends

every apartment needs to have a floating thingy in it. i don't make the rules

more like “i am growing number every proof here” amirite

a kinder world is possible

did:web users are the most oppressed class

The Silver Bullet. No Bitter Lesson.

what the fuck

the discourse can remain stupid longer than you can remain sane

god i hate number theory

daily affirmations

packet loss

yk I'm beginning to think vonnegut knew what he was doing here

at the sea. straight up jerking it. and by it haha well. lets justr say. my Dick

that's oomf

also why does sorting by top posts never work?????

"oomf" is the noise i make when oomf shoves it in

going outside actually kinda rocks wat da hell

this is what i do to myself on the daily basis

wdym you can't use common lisp in russia. where will i get my parethsenis

i don't even remember what cum looks like anymore everyone around me has like Discontinued production of the stuff it's a collector's item now

bluesky what do you mean i can't search saved posts. what do you mean i can't search my liked

homoiconic

"At sixes and sevens" is an English idiom used to describe a condition of confusion or disarray. It is not known for certain, but the most likely origin of the phrase is the dice game "hazard", a more complicated version of the modern game of craps.

this is wgats goign on in my brain evey day btw