the drugs you could get in trade for JD Vance would make reddit guys who down a bottle of benadryl to see the hat man seem upscale

Epstein's russian visa was issued by the FSB, not the normal channels. russiagate and epstein files are the same thing novayagazeta.eu/articles/202...

Never before a random shitposter had as much power as today. You can influence Polish-US relations by shitposting under a US ambassador tweets

This is how they announce a million-year delay, isn't it?

the biggest stretch

in-band signaling is always a mistake and unix tooling is full of in-band signaling https://mas.to/@zekjur/116022397626943871

Not sure if this makes me hate or love America more youtu.be/rg6BfdGQOFs

I’m such a sucker for pop art crochet patterns www.etsy.com/listing/4369...

meanwhile, today's pixel

query optimization is just making the computer feel less anxious about ur questions

Traditionally I invade someone during the Olympics. This current invasion is going so well it started right after the last winter Olympics ended and hasn't stopped since. I remain a master strategist.

Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday. It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.

This website is *incredible*

FT exclusive: “The US state department is set to fund Maga-aligned think-tanks and charities across Europe to disseminate Washington’s policy positions and challenge perceived threats to free speech.” via @annasophiegross.bsky.social and colleagues

I’ll get a crucible, and into it, and dissolve myself down to one small, compendious vertebra.

beloved community pet may have depression

This regime can't die soon enough

How it started: "America is open to receive not only the Opulent & respected Stranger, but the oppressed & persecuted of all Nations & Religions." [George Washington] How it's going: "flooding our nation with killers, leeches, and entitlement junkies.... WE DON'T WANT THEM. NOT ONE." [Kristi Noem]

getting permabanned from research dot gov for turning in a 5-page Background section explaining that the effect estimates from a one-way ANOVA are in fact a model and therefore an algorithm and therefore Artificial Intelligence

At this point I'd believe that he's responsible for undefined behavior in C++

lol did epstein touch off the 2007 crash?

$18T is around a decade of all US imports

Heh, Bitcoin crashes have gotten downright boring since the days of $0.74 to $26.15 back down to $2.24 in a few months

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

This is not even conspiracy theory at this point, all signs point to this fact being correct.

halp i took my bed apart

Can we talk about the software industry's weird refusal to use the word "no"? DELETE EVERY FILE YOU'VE EVER CREATED? "YES / NOT NOW" DO YOU WANT US TO SEND RUDE EMAILS TO YOUR MUM? "YES / MAYBE LATER" THERE'S A MAN BEHIND YOU WITH A RED-HOT POKER "GOT IT"

A conspiracy theory tailor-made for Bluesky's users

Harvard professor Robert Trivers tried to get Jeffrey Epstein in touch with Norman Finkelstein. Instead of accepting, Norman sent a reply calling Alan Dershowitz a pedophile rapist and saying Trivers should be ashamed for defending them, and both should be strangled instead

Elon not being happy despite having all the money is like someone losing at a game in tutorial mode, which he also does

Weddings should have a prosecutor instead of an officiant and he should be able to cross examine both parties. I also have other ideas

shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree

this i very clearly the best piece of slop made to date. i have no idea what could possibly dethrone it, and i beg forgiveness for my behavior on that day

anyway I'm still betting on the model train guy

Ah, we have our first "Epstein was Satoshi" theory

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

Whenever you feel like you've made a hopeless mess of your life, you can always read Erowid trip reports and smugly remind yourself that at least you've never smoked jimsonweed

Composable moderation (you can put any topping you want on your bowl of sewage)

i'm skipping woke² and going straight to trans³

Fuck yeah schism time!

HB 2589 passed out of Judiciary committee this morning, on a 6-3 vote. Despite dozens of people testifying about the real threat of arrest, all Republicans on the panel voted in favor.

So, remember that Episcopal bishop in New Hampshire that told priests to get their wills in order because “we are entering a new era of martyrdom"? I ran across historical precedent for that today. It's from a radio transcript @rns.org produced about a Lutheran bishop in Denmark… …in 1943.

What did they ban @futur.blue for? This website feels like posting on death row lately.

it's probably fine

There must be a remarkable variety of brain damage that motivates people to lecture others about despair at a time when we've seen two fed snuff videos in a month

Far from the first time Wyden has sounded the alarm on the security state; he may be the only even partly-good senator. (but all you freaks decided to love mass surveillance, of course)

lol this is the most ominous letter I've ever seen in my life.

Literally just the saw the phrase "21st century temperance movement"; this website is *incredible*