I see this one didn't pan out

"I'm going to blow up this federal building unless they legalize cocaine immediately!" *That's* a narco-terrorist.

Come on, a “narco-terrorist” isn’t a thing. You’ve just combined the word “narco,” meaning drug smuggler, with the word “terrorist,” a threatening individual who many believe may need to be dealt with violently. You have done this so you can justify violence against people who aren’t terrorists.

Terrible take. Literally every FIFA Peace Prize winner has done this.

"Venzuela as the 21st century version of the Italian campaign in Africa" is what we're going to get, aren't we

You do not need to be a fan of Maduro to think that this is both morally abhorrent and world-historically fucking stupid.

These freaks want territorial expansion and they know Trump will do everything he can to deliver. This isn’t just a tweet from some random asshole either. This is Stephen Miller’s wife. Miller was in the room with Trump during the kidnapping of Maduro.

babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes

/me opens a packet of beef jerky and is immediately surrounded by very attentive cats

Self obsessed murderous authoritarian rulers who try to rig elections at home and unleash violence and punishment against dissent and civilians are in fact evil, which is why I don’t want one rampaging around the globe, doing crime

Director of the CIA is in the room but you have OSINTdefender's twitter page up on the screen

"Europid" sounds like something nasty from the Silurian era. OK, so it's accurate.

France and Texas: weirdly united by dumb dildo laws

Nice to know it's so easy to feed them disinfo

Wait, is it Mexico, Cuba or Greenland next? Have we reached "only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of the idiots would fight a war on twelve fronts"?

aka a silicon valley poster group chat

You know, I'm beginning to suspect he was lying about getting 100% on the Montreal Cognitive Assessment

"Donroe doctrine" I wonder when it'll progress far enough he accidentally confesses about Epstein

Good gods, I have been dwelling on this unhappy prophecy for 20 years now ❝ You know how this stuff ends? It ends with your cities in rubble, your capital occupied, and your leaders hanged. ❞

its a postmodern version of the court of a monarch dying from syphilis

President Donald Trump's new brag that he aced another cognitive test alarmed a medical expert on MS NOW on Friday.

Is this truly conduct becoming of a FIFA peace laureate?

"Fuck it, YOLO"

it's darkly humorous to listen to Trump and his cronies reference the fact that Maduro was indicted in SDNY as evidence he's a dictator and overall bad guy

I a liberal would be so owned if someone kidnapped the President of the United States and put him on trial for his many international crimes.

"I will show you booty in a handful of lust"--ts eliot

By the way, Renowned 1920s poet T.S. Elliot does not have an OnlyFans, no.

You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty

So much that's dumbfounding about this morning's news about abducting a foreign president but I'm focused on charging them with both Possession of Machineguns and Conspiracy to Possess Machineguns. x.com/i/status/200...

"A woman dressed as a pink Power Ranger hacked a dating site for far-right extremists. She deleted the entire site, but first she made users fall in love with AI bots she ran, thus obtaining information about them. Over 8,000 far-right profiles have now been mapped."

As an outside observer it’s bleakly ironic how much discourse on this site is just trans people with different life experiences insisting their experience of gender is the only valid experience of gender

I think a big chunk of the "linux is hard" sentiment stems from the fact that most linux users do weird things with their computers. basically this:

Bluesky "anti-imperialists": now with deliberate misgendering

Trump's got a taste for blood.

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

In November, I sat with two Venezuelans who fled the country after protesting Maduro. Trump's masked ICE agents had just taken their son. The boy's mother told me, "In Venezuela, if they take you, you don’t come back. This left me with the same impression.” talkingpointsmemo.com/news/how-a-h...

No one is bothering with any reasons beyond 'for the lulz' at this point

I just love getting "your train is delayed 40 minutes" notifications at the 43 minute mark

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

Operation Just (Be)Cause

Zoomer men should have read the fine print.

2026 sure didn't take its time

Gosh, if only there were some censorship-resistant form of money... www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...

The authoritarian state doesn’t stop at US borders

Can someone please do that to Trump next?

The US capture of Maduro is illegal. It also makes us look even more spectacularly incompetent.

The EHRC’s draft code of practice would “police everyone by Victorian standards”.
 It calls on businesses and service providers to judge people based on appearance to restrict access to single-sex services 🧵 www.wearequeeraf.com/misogynistic...

The War President begins 2026 as he means to carry on.