Your #5OClockInspiration .. When they say 'Small Government' ...

Your Afternoon #TimelineCleanser .. Here's a kid goat really looking for a fight ...

The new collective noun for rich farmers is an ‘avoidance’. An avoidance of rich farmers.

I think we need a new talk show. Get trump voters, cabinet members, ice agents on there, let them share their views for five minutes. Then the host simply nods and asks, "The fuck is wrong with you?" Arsenio Hall or Wanda Sykes would be top choices for hosting.

America is weird. I’m pretty sure I mourned the death of Rifleman Perkins in Sharpe, for 10 times longer than Erica Kirk has mourned her own husband.

Gotta Admit, If This Were A Movie I'd Totally Pay To See It.

A list of reasons to be admitted to a Mental Asylum, England, 1870-1910.

When you buy wrapping paper from TEMU ...

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Your #5OClockInspiration ..

Xmas, here's an analysis of Santa's bowel movements. Yes, really.

Your Afternoon #TimelineCleanser .. Here's a raccoon REALY enjoying his grapes.

Wrapping Presents ...

My charges / clients have a tough time socialising over Xmas when they keep getting offered alcohol. If you offer, and they say no, with no reason, please do not ask for a reason. Just accept 'no'.

ON THIS DAY, The Greatest Xmas Tweet ever in history. WYKYK.

Just to point out that the late Chris Rea’s greatest song was really not the one you’re thinking of. Or that other one you’re thinking of. It’s this. youtu.be/qqBCurSwK3k?...

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

There are all kinds of very strange accounts on this platform. This is definitely one of them.

#LateNightThoughts ..

A House Of Dynamite (2025) - I struggled with the multiple 'time hopping' / 'let's go right back to the beginning', again, thing. Still a good film, well made.

#TheOdyssey - Trailer looks pretty epic. You have to think that only Christoper Nolan could pull this off and do it justice, and early signs are good. A 2,750 year old story. buff.ly/2ywGUIf

Your #5OClockInspiration ..

Bosses who screw up and get shafted by strict compliance from employees are one of my favourite things.

CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.

The even more delicious part about all this was that Andrew Tate expected to win, and was already planning a massive $200 million payday against Jake Paul … who he also expected to win.

Your Afternoon #TimelineCleanser .. 'The Kid Brother'

American Education Fail, Part 742.

That time when John Oliver got seriously burned by a genius.

Good to see he's got that spare tyre just in case.

It's a Monday Morning. Again. Ugh. Mondays are hard. We Will Get Through This. Have a cup of coffee and get to it.

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A reminder that Putin said he would take Kviv in three days. That was 1,393 days ago.

Your #5OClockInspiration ..

America, 2025 ...

Your Afternoon #TimelineCleanser .. This newborn two day old little goat.

Tonight, Movie Sundays continue. 16 coming, Pizzas & beer. Theme: French Goddesses. Ah, So many to choose from. La Belle Noiseuse (1991) - Emmanuelle Beart. La Reine Margot (1994) - Isabelle Adjani. Chocolat (2000)- La Binoche. No room even for Audrey Tautou, Sophie Marceau or Catherine Deneuve.

Fast Food, But Passive Aggresive ...

Security Sign Wins ...

How Rachel ACTUALLY found out ...

Well, that’s my holiday booked for next year.

#LateNightThoughts ..

Your #5OClockInspiration ..

"Just to be clear, these presents are for your Birthday AND Christmas, okay ?"

Your Afternoon #TimelineCleanser .. You need these Very Curious and Very Friendly Donkeys.

Remember this? The Greatest Tweet Storm Ever, THIS DAY in 2013. Posted before getting on a flight (with no wifi those days), went global and she was sacked before she even got off the plane. She arrived to a crowd of media waiting for her and her phone exploding with replies..

THIS DAY in 1898, Pierre and Marie Curie discovered and named Radium.

Another lovely End Scene Xmas joke from 'Vicar of Dibley'.

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Can't believe it's Christmas, and David Walliams is going to be visited by three Ghostwriters to show him the error of his ways.