Nicole DeWitt
@catastro-v.bsky.social
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Biopunk girl, ex-astrophysicist, aspiring smokeshow.
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im nicole! i occasionally have gay thoughts that could have been one (1) post which i instead turn into trans lesbian story threads. i collect them here for convenience (…mostly mine)
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wholesome toxic yuri
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woman whos hot and then she puts up her hair and suddenly shes hot
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alyson “2026” greaves
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One day I’m going to identify as a woman. You gotta gear up to it, you know? It’s like lifting weights, you need to start small. So for now I’m identifying as the most worthless thing I can think of: a Times journalist. Can’t wait to one day identify as a woman!
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lesbians.. smdh
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alyson “2026” greaves
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woman who gets her girlfriend onto a healthy sleep schedule by luring her to bed and lulling her to sleep with a modified star projector that just plays clips of queen aura farming
3 days ago
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*passes my color to ur heart*
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woman who gets her girlfriend onto a healthy sleep schedule by luring her to bed and lulling her to sleep with a modified star projector that just plays clips of queen aura farming
3 days ago
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my mom and older brother gifted me a little laptop for christmas to make me write faster using real software. so its not just the lesbians bullying me into writing more yuri anymore
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yaoi gagarin
3 days ago
shoutout to sexual hormones, gotta be one of the funniest ever substances to inject
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Micah
3 days ago
there are many horrible brainworms you can catch online but none of them are as all-encompassing in their destruction of you as a human being as transphobia start down that road and you become incapable of normal human interaction
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Talia "Brown/Trans/Les" Bhatt ♀︎♀︎
3 days ago
Having trans women not stripped and humiliated by men is like the barest fucking allowance you could give an over-policed demographic of women, but no, the British state wants to institutionalise the sexual assault of trannies at the hands of men, specifically!
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alyson “2026” greaves
3 days ago
the trans person’s dilemma
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alyson “2026” greaves
4 days ago
Cis people have a hundred percent of the power in British society and yet they have chosen to make *us* the locus of and scapegoat for their anxieties about sex and gender. They are pathetic. Unfortunately for us, they are also incredibly dangerous.
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the problem with To Be Hero X is all the women are gay, so when im trying to point out how gay they are to straight people they just accuse me of thinking all women are lesbians 😭
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Tim Onion
4 days ago
loading . . .
Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ
READING, PA—Saying the snot-nosed brat sure as hell better not expect any damn frankincense or myrrh, sources confirmed Friday that a bullshit newborn wasn’t even Jesus Christ, the Son of God. “There’...
https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/?utm_source=email&utm_medium=newsletter&mc_cid=fee69b8cab&mc_eid=398ab80804
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Amber 🦁
6 days ago
ladies, an alarming number of you have forgotten the sacred texts of girls rule and boys drool
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i was putting on To Be Hero X to watch with my brother and my mom asked if it was a trans sex show. when i didnt answer right away—bc what the actual fuck?!?—she told me she didnt want to watch sex on tv, *especially* not trans sex
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yaoi gagarin
9 days ago
any time i meet a new trans woman i do the same mental song and dance where i ask myself if i'd be the correct level of cool to pull off her name
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Parker Molloy
6 days ago
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
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love finding a kindred spirit in the wild
7 days ago
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the sheer contempt our society has for children is absolutely staggering. “kids lie constantly” is shit adults made up to justify never taking any meaningful action to support the children they so frequently claim to be protecting
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Synapsid MD
9 days ago
sure make your lazy jokes. don't even think about the ppl hurt by them. make your crack about "an egg fried this rice" not even thinking about that poor cook in the back of the restaurant making you a delicious meal. sweating half to death because she won't take off that oversized hoodie
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Parker Molloy
7 days ago
It's truly remarkable how there will be news organizations and journalists who correctly identify that RFK is a menace and that HHS can't e trusted when he pushes stuff about vaccines or Tylenol causing autism... but cover the anti-trans stuff like "Well, HHS says so, and we should trust HHS!"
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my brother is showing me his magic cards and one of them unlocked a core childhood gender envy memory
7 days ago
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constance from hsr is a demon woman with max size tits who shamelessly flirts with every single woman in sight, allies with every faction then plays along with their schemes before betraying them at the moment of greatest amusement …which basically makes her the archetypal rpg player character
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👁️🍄🪸
9 days ago
[joke please dont take this seriously]
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jenny tightpants
10 days ago
i think it's good that one party owns all the news media in the country which it uses to spread its propaganda nonstop and the other party just argues online with anyone who points out that this is a huge failure for them
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in good news tho when i was eating lunch at the airport i was seated next to another woman at the bar and when the bartender came up to check on us he asked “are you ladies doing alright?”
10 days ago
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jenny tightpants
10 days ago
"young boys are lonely and it's causing them to become influenced by misogynists on the internet" has anyone considered maybe it's the other way around? maybe the boys are lonely because they act like andrew tate
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i was about to say this is a really niche post targeting women who play star rail and know they birth charts, but i think that venn diagram might be a circle
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in retrospect i think the entirety of my relationship with my parents can be derived from the fact that they spanked me once when i was ~4yo and then decided they would never do it again—however their reason was not bc the experience was so traumatizing for me, but bc it was so upsetting for *them*
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im scorpio sun pisces moon cancer rising, which basically makes me
10 days ago
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last year at christmas i broke down and cried while telling my mom it felt like i was completely on my own wrt protecting myself from the onslaught of transphobic attacks that the incoming administration was about to unleash
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Aevee Bee
11 days ago
My biggest issue with gacha games is that I believe every woman is a five-star ultra rare limited pull.
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i love when a kid is speaking in a way thats completely unintelligible to everyone except their parent, knows exactly what theyre saying
10 days ago
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when a woman wears camo: awww shes so cute! just look at her trying (and failing) to blend in with her surroundings when a man wears camo: *air raid sirens*
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jordan
13 days ago
video game micro transactions all have the energy of this achewood bit
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Dyke Spiegel
11 days ago
Cis people wishing trans and gay children on to bigots is disturbing behavior. Who would wish those parents on a child?
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Parker Molloy
11 days ago
David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by
@oversightdemocrats.house.gov
. He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
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abi
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jfc star rail is so gay
12 days ago
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Brendel
12 days ago
What gets me about executives at movie/videogame studios being taken aback at consumer backlash to AI is that they seem genuinely surprised that we like the human beings that make the things that we like
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i hope black swan and constance are recurring characters who keep bickering with and/or trying to top each other please youve got gold there writers
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Kat Tenbarge
12 days ago
My sense is that the “male loneliness crisis” is not really about addressing men’s emotional needs but rather the relatively newfound absence of having someone to perform domestic labor for you quietly in the background now that there is a longer gap between your mother and your wife doing it
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn
13 days ago
Everyone is more or less okay with it” dude you make people emigrate to work there because you don’t do remote work, they risk having to change countries if they disagree with it
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girl it is episode two you gotta pace yourself
14 days ago
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getting a love story about two women who were lovers in a past life past the censors by making one of them a man in the previous life, so really its a straight romance—and then pulling the rug out from under them in part 3 by revealing she was actually a trans woman in that life
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me: ehhh i dont have any break dps so i should skip constance constance: *is cristina vee being a literally and figuratively extremely horny lesbian* me: 👀
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Cirice Gray
17 days ago
Informed consent is the compromise. Justice would be over the counter HRT.
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