Cishet men & women who use "pillow princess" I will fucking get you

Update: Did not get the job but I am trying not to let that get me down as I keep looking. But in the meantime I will be bumping this again. 🫶🏾

my wife got so tilted at me in soul calibur that she's in training mode now

its treat ur wife tuesday

The early days of the internet truly were a different time. Chatrooms; personal websites; creatures called Digimon, born from data, who became our dear friends and cherished companions; ebaum’s world

Olympe enjoying a lovely phone call with her flirt #wip #FreakyWitches #MargOC #Olympe

prospera witch from mercury didnt come up with "move forward and gain two" she just enjoys watching the ancient earth digi-clown northernlion

move forward and gain two for mommy

english professor called a homophone a homonym and i didnt even say anything. growth is possible for even the most miserable pedants among us

meghan is so cute

thinking about her today

Marcille x Falin 🪄🐈‍⬛🐲 #Farcille

very dark energy any time someone has their agab in bio. girl i dont need to know that, nobody does

i genuinely hate to ask but ive been sick the past few days so my check was pretty small since i been out. i have an interview for a new job in two days and i need to afford proper clothes for it as well as riding back and forth :,) anything helps

i should call her

in the grim darkness of the 21st century, there is only cartoons

i know using a pill calendar can help people take all their meds more reliably but i would miss the routine of making myself a little plate, treating myself to a pills salad every morning

every time i post good about sex somebody qrts it with a haz bin hotel character

They are cooking alright. #dungeonmeshi #farcille #deliciousindungeon

im always thinking about that scene in watanare where the girl the mc is in love with busts out an ageplay scenario with zero warning and she has to struggle to come up with cute responses. real lesbo shit

do you think they ever explored each others' bodies

i always imagined toriel to have the voice and mannerisms of peggy hill

nooo i posted too good and had to mute the thread, causing me to miss my gf flirting with me until after she fell asleep

i think about sfairas so often man. she is wasted on final fantasy 14

what they dont tell u about dating a british woman is that suddenly u develop an amount of knowledge about the uk that is only shared by your countrymen who want to fuck benedict cummerbatch and cry when they hear god save the king

other realis characters: i am a knight-errant riding a spectral seahorse, my code of honor is inscrutable to all those outside my order my mousy-ass utility company middle manager:

femming out for locals for the first time in forever

microsoft's plan, Lay Off Everybody Who Makes Games & Then Find 1 Billion People Per Day To Play The Games They Aren't Making... it's bold. i will give them that

old women love asking me to get them stuff from high shelves at the grocery store. comforting to know that my Nice Young Man energy survived transition

remember when that weird rich "i will defeat death through vampirism" guy estrogenized himself and a bunch of lesbians were posting like "i could fix her"

dom pillow princess is so underrated. like "if you're really good i will allow you to do things to me" is top-tier

commission

you should really not draw her in an american flag bikini, one of the most tragic and horrifying things to wear, but instead a cow bikini, one of the most holiest and divine things on earth

reply to slap its little twunk ass

hoping and praying that my ex never leaves the steam family share. she's subscribed to a couple regular game bundles and has been for years, so i can basically go shopping in the shared library if i wanna play something new

i watched a lot of these as a teenager because my dad had a bunch of them and they usually had mostly-naked women on the cover. it was always the combo of "god i hope this is porno" into "oh god it's another movie about how liking sex brings evil monster people who also like sex into your life"

lrt goes fucking crazy

Seven Dollars feat Kasane Teto. A song for chronic freelancers.

the thing about putting ur phone on ur boobs is that its a trap. yes it elevates the phone which is nice but it also sinks into the boobs in a way that sometimes randomly messes with the touchscreen

i need to make fantasy that is weird and big beyond the edges of the map and gross and violent and conspicuously silly

bro what the hell happens in bone

i was playing an alcoholic who is cruel to everyone around him for fun (toby belch in twelfth night) and my director told me to lose the edge and just be a funny drunk fat guy

‼️INCREDIBLY URGENT: NEED $1850‼️ I'm about 2 days from a potential eviction notice. 💼 I AM EMPLOYED, only part-time. ⚕️ My fiancé had emergency surgery = out of his full-time work. In a sea of recent layoffs, I'm still trying to recover from mine in 2024. I appreciate anything. gofund.me/65eecfeac

season 1 of babylon 5 is so funny, i love the monster of the week episodes with wild fluctuations in tone

elden ring convergence + seamless co-op with beautiful women is like a mana potion

:))))

this one?

does anyone have that "i am self-undiagnosing! nothing is wrong with me yay <3" image

( #hockeyuri ) did you think that was a good idea. to get into a fight in the middle of the 3rd period while your team is getting their shit rocked. do you feel better now