You know what, Queen were right, fat bottomed girls DO make the rocking world go round

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

My hot take is that if you're going to give a character superhuman strength they should actually look buff, especially if they're a woman because I want to look at buff women

Goblamias (goblin lamias)

Having a fat ass is so funny bc I had one even when I was a malnourished twink (relatively speaking) so when I start actually remembering to eat well enough for HRT to properly send fat to places it's so over for everyone I know

Do you remember the 21st of September?

Every time my earphones get caught on something I come closer to understanding this craze about wireless peripherals

Okay fine I'm still an attention whore at heart

Correct opinions are stored in the butt (that's why mine is big)

noone asked but im happy

Watching the undertale anniversary vod since it happened while I was in bed and I think Toby Fox might be the funniest man alive and also the greatest troll of all timWHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S FULL LYRICS TO THE WRONG NUMBER SONG

I can't wait for Goblin to get out of beta testing

I know girls who do that

My parents have this really awesome habit where they have the grandkids over, put them in bed at 3pm, and ignore their extended episodes of scream-crying (their beds are within earshot of my room so I also have to listen to what sounds like literal torture to them)

do you guys remember when 🅱️ was a meme

Me: (minding my own business) My twink: "Perry the Platypus passes the harkness test."

Being a dullahan must be awesome if you're also into being cucked

Sleeping while coiled by a lamia would fix me I think

The Kenobi series is a flop because not once did Obi-Wan ask Anakin why he sounds like James Earl Jones now

I have a lot of respect for writers who are clearly horny on some level for what they're writing. Sometimes you can just tell from the way someone describes viscera or machinery that they're a freak who truly gets it

I've become a huge fan of this button recently. The vent draft you never send. All the catharsis of typing it out without the regret of hitting send

Hades Calculus has been ordered btw chat. Tuesday (approx.) shall mark the beginning of violent lesbian brainrot

All my homies hate Klyden btw

Honestly honourable mention to the episode right before this where The Ultimate Hater went from school teacher to supreme leader of a planet just to fuck a guy over. Queen shit

Going back over a bit of the book to update something I changed (I made the trans lady 6'1) and being reminded of the moment where the protagonist (11" shorter than her) dismissively asks if she's to be her wetnurse, not knowing that down the line that may prove a little. accurate

Making the toxic yuri enjoyers hate me by making these lesbians be nice to each other but still making the happy yuri enjoyers also hate me by making them FWBs for most of the story

Using one of those Star Trek holographic appearance alterers to make a girl appear fully clothed despite her being completely naked and wearing a chastity cage

Chat I suspect the Orville might be peam (just watched S3E5)

Reading up on thargoid lore in ED and finding people saying we only got the second thargoid war because players opened fire on them and in theory we could have had peaceful interactions Except. This is a video game with a lot of people playing it. ofc they were always going to open fire

Timeline is shit today, what am I supposed to do between sets

You can tell the budget for a sci-fi show went up when alien worlds go from "humans in town that could be used in any show" to "weird and fucked up"

I should be allowed to shoot lightning bolts out of my fingertips

Conservatives keep trying to make their own right wing media because they keep finding out every artist they enjoy hates them and devotes at least half of their works to talking shit about them

The current media cycle is a great reminder that major outlets are, in fact, capable of using the word "murder," in case all the lukewarm coverage of Palestine had you wondering

I hope my twinkle knows when I get my hands on him I'm throwing him over my shoulder to take a selfie and post it with the caption "the government doesn't want you to know this but you can just take the twinks at the airport"

Inventing a version of the Bechdel test that applies specifically to a budding throuple where no two of them can go a whole conversation without bringing up the third

Honestly, shoutout to the NSFW animators out there who are always like "oh shit this long anticipated IP is about to be released, I need to make hardcore porn of the main characters NOW"

Do you ever smell yourself after a workout and think yeah I know a dozen girls who would beg to get in that

Number went up today

I just got recognised by the gym lady who inducted me over two years ago that's awesome

It's kinda crazy how I was just having a somewhat normal conversation with my father about how he's suddenly becoming less judgemental and he still managed to randomly throw in "that's what's wrong with your community, it's all about shoving in your face how they're different"

long epic bacon store

Do you guys remember when we said shit like le epic bacon xd

Getting a high follower cound is the internet equivalent of "may you live in interesting times"

I'll never forget the time I did a week of work experience with my high school IT support and we found a kid who was playing the Binding of Isaac on a USB. Kids have always been finding creative ways around bans and that's awesome

I've been toying with the idea of having different languages in my book be written in different fonts as a quick indicator, but I worry that it will look weird on the page

HRT that gives you wider areolas

Guy who plays porn rhythm games not to beat off to but because he likes the extra challenge of being distracted by having porn in his rhythm game