After a certain point it's not even worth posting about the dogshit takes my father hocks up constantly because it just becomes an unending wall of eeeeuuuuuuuurrgghhhhhhhhhhhh

Go vote I'll do special fanart for the top 3 🤭❤️

Thinking about the archaeological nightmare of GO's Elysium. The layers upon layers, the older design philosophies the deeper you get, the retrofitting of later technology, the working around the old in order to build the new on top

Deadlock art all over my timeline is so awesome it's all either sleazy butchfemme or nefarious white boy (I've never played this game)

Well... I also think people would do well to internalise this about the Epstein files. Yes, influential and powerful people affected the discourse on trans people and rape culture. But what about everyone who agreed with them? What about those who did their dirty work?

hippolyta design for @birdofvictory.bsky.social while i try rlly hard not to crash out :,) #fanart #art #gunmetalolympus

How long until she's completely divine #art #fanart #gunmetalolympus

I think being smother-kissed by two women at once would fix everything wrong with me

ngl chat I think I'm popping off with what I have down for the first interlude of Rat

Watching doorman gameplay rn wtf is this shit. do u mind if a white boy hits a lil wave dash

the year is 2025. all of my friends are playing umamusume pretty derby. theyre losing their minds over a fictional horse girl. the year is 2026. all of my friends are playing deadlock. theyre losing their minds over a fictional horse girl.

What is a femme if not a receptacle for a butch's bullets (this is sex)

Madallion

problematic aura gap relationship

I been reading Pink Diamond :)

The Persephone Effect has been out for a minute, so... go vote for your favorite #GunmetalOlympus characters! Certain names are a little vague in order to avoid spoilers. :) Yes it's multi-option, so go wild and vote for everyone you like. poll-maker.com/poll5707391x...

House of the Underworld has a new cover to celebrate it's new co-author, courtesy of @hdthorn.bsky.social! Please look forward to it! You can preorder it now on itch: ciricegray.itch.io/house-of-the... and amazon: a.co/d/0e5eD4gs

I need to sticker bomb my laptop

hades calculus:

They're remaking you for a modern audience. Yeah, sorry man. They're giving you a hyper realistic art style with no reverence for how your original color grading or art design looked. Your boss fights have new shitty mechanics and they redid all of your iconic voice acting. Your studio got laid off

Sci-fi setting: "this alien race are all men" Me: "then why bother gendering them at all? Why enforce a human concept of sex on what's meant to be a totally alien species that evolved totally independently of us?" Sci-fi setting: "this alien race are all women" Me: "hell yeah dude"

The thing about writing stories that include clairvoyance/alternate timelines/etc is that you have to actually give a shit about the finer details or it all just quickly becomes silly

There's a character in Rat whose sword is described as "bone white, bone dry" and I'm not able to read that back without thinking "I am the bone of my sword" and that. honestly kind of works for this character

I'm glad I've seen nothing about the UK in current Olympics discussions bc it's always mind numbing seeing the way people talk about sports here

Just stretched while changing and reminded myself of how good my shoulder muscles look

she isnt very fond of the scarab

WAIT I JUST REALISED I RAN OUT OF BOOK AUGHHH

I'm writing the first interlude of Rat and fuck, [REDACTED] is fun to write

Over in the fandom space for The MMO, my Very Serious Character Analysis was "what noises do they make in bed." This is something you can't really do for most of GO due to there actually being a fair share of on-page sex.

The most important literary analysis

random Persephone Effect statistic: 16.66% of all "fucks" used in entire book are in the prologue

If you like this, you will like the exclusive Aphrodite x Hera bonus chapter in Zeus Constant's paperback release. Yes, they both fuck as flowers. Yes, it's nasty. Yes, it's in Zeus's bedroom.

THE FUCK ANALYSIS BY AMBER Before we can begin, I need to go back and tally the Hades Calculus too: Hephaestus: 10 Zeus: 5 Persephone: 3 Hades: 3 Hera: 3 Methe: 2 Metioche: 1 Ares: 1 Demeter: 1 Total: 29 Averaging 30 fucks per book, but HC is smaller and thus denser on fucks

Who up eating they Weetabix

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

When I'm president there will be free femmes for all butches

Side note: The Fuck Analysis is etymologically sound as the title of a Gunmetal Olympus book

My ADHD is so funny I'll get super absorbed into reading more PE and then realise my food is ready and lose track lmao

It's stabbing day and that means this one's going out to Aphrodite who I hope forgives how poorly drawn that oyster is CW needles

It turns out they're all heavily specialised Vindicators in HC too, meaning this is actually a deliberate choice and not an error. Oopsie

this is a boungy

Hades' abode

chat do we like this coat (I know I was literally just talking about going butch but ignore that for now)

I've been going through a weird process for a while where I see a butch character and think I gotta look like that. And I think maybe I might be butch. Or at least futch.

When you force feminize a boy, you can't just give him a feminine version of his name every time. Sometimes Steven shouldn't become Stephanie, I can't stress that enough.

My friends are awesome. We just went through every Pokémon region discussing the best places for backshots

they should add stage hazards to sex

Disinterested voyeurism. They're present in the room but they're not really paying attention

fellas is it gay to pilot a mech