Two times in one day, but bf the second one fulfills both criteria coz hot damn, bruises and bite marks and lipstick traces and hot intensity and claws for fingers and blood and lust and desire and need, it's SO GOOD

Porn so good you bookmark it not because it makes you horny but just because the art is really good

She's on a mission

Reading through Pathfinder spells I just came upon the sentence "Your fists [...] lose the non-lethal trait"

What if Camilla

WOMEN

Sorceress Sellen from Elden Ring

Good night master

SOFT SERVE SOFT SERVE

Wenn ich ein Ziel im Leben hab, dann ist es, die lesbische Marcel Reich-Ranicki zu werden

Hey, I don't care if Elmo ends up being the one to sire me, as long as it happens

If your WoL came to rescue me from Valdelobos I would probably propose to them before we even leave the castle

drawpile doodle 🍜

If your WoL came to rescue me from Valdelobos I would probably propose to them before we even leave the castle

Hey, I don't care if Elmo ends up being the one to sire me, as long as it happens

Juri

Minerva sketch commission ❤️ #FireEmblem

I've got two little elixir bottles of mead in my fridge, one is for when I land a job, one is for when the headline finally happens, and you can't imagine how badly I wanna drink them both

MOORHUHN KART

SCOOBY-DOO

Found this from a few months ago

Ridiculous that I have to have a job when what I'm really meant for is being a vampire's favorite maidthrall

Ich hatte grade Disco Pogo von den Atzen laufen und war auf einmal wieder 13 Jahre alt, saß auf den Treppen im Schulbus und hab das Lied über Skullcandy Kopfhörer auf meinem iPod Touch gehört

I am very normal about the Nibelungenlied

i should be railed right now or tied up most likely both, at the same time

Handed in my paper, marking an end to 8½ years of studying (assuming it and my Bachelor's pass). And, should I pass with a 1.x grade, I'd earn my degree with a 1.x as well! :3

the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done

I'm in desperate need of succor, just some few little dreams fulfilled, yeah? Just one, even? Please? 🫠

Me: "So there's this epic from the 12th century & it's about the hero, but the star is his beloved who enacts her vengeance on her betrayers & in the 1924 5-hour silent movie she wears white & black to symbolize her struggles & I'm obsessed with her" Her: "Yeah I like nice food and piano music"

I am very normal about the Nibelungenlied

*shoves my tongue down your throat* good morning ^~^

This. This is everything I want in life. "Goals" doesn't even begin to describe it. Fantastic 😭

I know I'm a giant vampire simp, but I'd sell my soul in an instant if it meant giving myself over to Slaanesh

Yknow, if I could, I would nourish myself entirely with chips. Alas...

mata nui when makuta teridax awakens the bohrok to hunt the toa mata

Good nyight chaaat I'm supey dupey exhausted, but also accomplished I think? The paper is mostly done, so after finishing it up tomorrow I am free for a while (other than moving stuff) Gosh I need a hug, and affection, and to be loved back 😭

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💋 Sweet-toothed Sadst 💋 Quick Vamp Fatale Sketch~ #FFXIV #FF14

Currently working on my paper and I'm translating Japanese Fate/Grand Order dialogue so my medieval literature professor gets to read about Kriemhild in FGO I love being a science shitposter

I got a new Mercy skin and I never felt more egirl before

Also some of y'all might not know this! But my OCs all have a short bio and a whole relationship chart over on my carrd!! 👉 captainhanyuu.carrd.co#characters

Pls look at my friends' majestic gatto

Please look at my friends' unamused gatto

Introduce yourself with four spaceships The ARC-170 is my favourite of all time, I love it :3

Good nyight chat isn't it crazy how these ladies that only exist on a screen and in our imagination and in the words they've been given and they permanently altered my fucking brain chemistry like no exaggeration actually for real changed who I am as a person

Yknow, if you'd told me before "Hey Aco, there's this German text from the 12th century that you're gonna obsess over and latch onto its protagonist like crazy and it's gonna define your personality for a while" I would've said yeah, that makes sense actually Anyway, I love Kriemhild, what a goat

Love how my celebrity crushes are like... Cherami Leigh because her voice acting work is so good and lovely and she's so pretty, Nora Islei because her acting skills are admirable and she's so pretty and then Milla Jovovich but SPECIFICALLY Resident Evil Retribution!!!!! You'll know why