Neighbor lit some fireworks, presumably forgetting that we live in the slums under the sector 7 steel plate. They just shot out one of our sun lamps.

Episode 5 of our Final Fantasy VII Rebirth let's play is live! It's infrastructure week in the grasslands and Chadley does not give a shit that Shinra has put away the rainbow logo now that it's July. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwYr...

Happy three day weekend for those who celebrate!

NEW! We’ve got AVALANCHE AI and It Ain't Ova' both designed by @terrymakesstuff.com both #dailytees available for 24 hours only at www.theyetee.com

I saw Chadley was in there and had an urge to put him between my teeth and chew. Sorry.

Winding down with the family after a hard day's work. Say hello to Mrs. Manager and of course, my darling little girl (on the right)!

The Shinra Electric Power Company will be reaching out to rehire the guys who make cartridge games and would like to officially apologize for the ad that implied they would be executed.

Sorry if images aren't loading. AVALANCHE took out another reactor today. Specifically the reactor that hosts all the pornography and Quest64 memes.

Wife's pounding the desk and demanding more pictures of Cloud in a dress.

That big Power/Weapons/Transit/Media/Space??? company from Midgar got the rights to Jimmy Eat World's big hit and it's being handled by some suit. That's right, he's Shinra's The Middle Manager.

At the office today straight up "managing it", and by "it", haha, well... let's just say "the middle".

Like a dog on a chocobo, we ride again on Bow Wow Wednesday

The Shinra Electric Power Company has announced that it will be discontinuing the production of physical materia. You have to vape them now.

When the company has you working overtime but your wife reminds you that it's Taco Tuesday for dinner

They've got me down in the Shinra hanger cleaning the scorpion tonight and Heidegger keeps texting me every five minutes... I'm going to miss the train at this rate...

Love wins! The Shinra Electric Power Company will allow employees to continue quietly displaying their miniature pride flags on their office desks after Pride Month is over!

Reminder that you do NOT have to engage with debate bros. They're only trying to troll you into taking their conspiracy theories seriously. Next time someone tries to rile you up with their bad faith discourse, just block, ignore, and report them to the nearest Shinra Public Security Officer.

Humble salary man DESTROYS eco-terrorist with facts and logic

I know, officially, I shouldn't do this, but, if anyone has any knowledge over the whereabouts of 1997 doujin circle 陽炎座 I would be forever grateful because they made an FFVII doujinshi so good, we still think about it. Sure girl Cloud, but have you fuckers considered: WOMAN SEPHIROTH? I STILL DO.

White boy wasted

sexualizing the shinra middle manager

"I see you're a stranger to this world too..." (2022 Repost)

Achieved fulfillment today!

Rise and grind, it's Bow Wow Wednesday

[President Shinra, blitzed out of his mind on materia coke] "Yeah... Fuckin' uh... Dinosar Tank... The free market will uh... Love this one..."

Those are also my abilities.

I will NEVER let AI touch my bluesky account. Chadley knows he's only allowed to play Minecraft on my phone.

Co-worker: Hey, who's that bald Turk with the sunglasses? Me: Rude. Co-worker: What? I can't describe what he looks like now? Me: No, I'm saying that's Rude. Co-worker: Why are you acting like an asshole? Me: Okay, now you're just being rude...

It's Monday, gotta lock in

The Shinra Electric Power Company will be issuing a recall on the Pride month themed rainbow materia. We didn't know it would do that.

Diversity win 🏳️‍🌈 The Shinra officers that make your already miserable life below the plate even worse are gay ❤️

Accidentally called President Rufus "dad" again today.

When I talk about toxicity and emotional manipulation in the Queen's Blood community, I'm mostly talking about Crybaby Ned.

Episode 3 of our Final Fantasy VII Rebirth let's play is live! This episode features 3,000,000 NPCs all with their own stories and inner lives, like the guy who cries every time they play a trading card game. www.youtube.com/watch?v=alBE...

It's an honor just to be nominated and surrounded by beautiful men!

Arguing with the wife until I see her Ifrit summon bar start filling. I've gotta get better materia.

Chadley, I think this was the wrong VR headset...

Squaresoft Final Fantasy VII recruitment ad (1996)

When you're the only one at the office who's had their coffee this morning

Happy Pride Month to all you fellow MLMs out there!

Once again reiterating that the only genAI Shinra Co. uses is Chadley and MAI, and also the "gen" part stands for "gendered".

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