Henry aka Tauf
@tauf.bsky.social
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*gdq runner* Okay my grief meter is getting full so for this next part I'm gonna close my eyes *couch commentator* that's right if we can't see the things that make us sad then the meter doesn't fill. If it fills all the way then we start crying ... *gdq runner* ... and that's a big time loss
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There's a jewelry place near my work called Gorjana and it just sounds like the name of an orc
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Thought I would get some work done today but I no-warning got 2 hours of meetings thrown on my afternoon after my lunch so I guess not today.
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Yesterday
@sphye.bsky.social
made this connections out of nowhere and now this is how I imagine Simon and his dad meeting White and Farro later in life
#BluePrince
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"WHAT ARE WE FOR?" "Opportunity! Dignity! Democracy!" "AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" "............"
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4 days ago
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I was taking a computer class at a summer camp and one day we would have to present and explain a website to the rest of the class and I picked the Nintendo website and on the day I was to present they changed the whole entire layout
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4 days ago
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Amanda Kolson Hurley
4 days ago
Incredible chart from
@propublica.org
. If you don’t follow enviro stuff closely, your instinct might be that the hold-your-nose solution (carbon capture from fossil fuels) would be the “pragmatic” one versus covering Earth in solar panels, which seems utopian. In fact it’s the opposite
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KOTH Screens
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🪷Lexie🪷
7 days ago
nothing confirmed and we’re already complaining about feeds being down we’re so fucking back
#BB28
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"If they're worth that much when they're losing money I better get in now because they'll SKYROCKET once they're profitable"
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10 days ago
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The decision of whether or not to send your kid to daycare is a big one, and not to be taken lightly. However, today my 3.5 year old said "chrysalis", a word I cannot even remember the last time I said
11 days ago
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There's two possible reasons I can think of for why Square would have done this. 1: something was fucking up when they used full length blankets and they didn't want to put in the effort to fix it 2: they wanted you to see their feet
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14 days ago
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What Would Goku Do?
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14 days ago
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This is a truly beautiful video about a man's daily art project that he's been doing for most of his life, that hasn't actually been fully laid out and visible for 14 years. I truly mean it when I say that this is the sort of luxury that I want for everyone
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is8N...
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The Man Who's Spent a Lifetime Making One, Giant Map
YouTube video by People Make Games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is8N7B9b0GQ
16 days ago
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But it's not my birthday OR Christmas!
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headfallsoff
about 1 year ago
me: technically baseball is parryslop my dad: i’m gonna assume grandchildren aren’t in the picture near term then
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VoidBurger (AKA Jess)
19 days ago
Ah, this should be it. Finally. The thing that makes him happy. Smooth sailing from hereon out.
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Hey! Listen! Don't attack me like this. I'm 40 years old, I'm VULNERABLE
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22 days ago
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Would you like to enable Notifications? [Yes] [Maybe Later] Death by hanging
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23 days ago
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I am "tapes the key to the object it unlocks" years old
23 days ago
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At the game shop/bookstore they had these pride flag bead stars and Juniper was obsessed so we let her get three and she chose Hetero, Lesbian, and Transgender which will be really funny in the future if that's the life journey she goes on.
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If you're curious about Sofia the First, it's the most targeted-at-young-girls-show ever. She was just a normal girl in the village until her mom married the king and now she's going to a school for Royal Magic. She went there in a carriage pulled by a pegasus and her talking dog has a unicorn horn
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arr
26 days ago
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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Daniel Ahmad
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Janet Garcia 🇲🇽
26 days ago
The coins in Mario games are just yellow paint and no I'm not joking.
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Keifer
28 days ago
Kratos somberly reckoning with his violent and aspiring to be a better father while his dead wife is doing double jumps and air combos in another realm is so fucking funny. imagine if Laura Palmer was doing DOOM shit in the Black Lodge
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90s James Bond movie: I'm Dr Rebecca Ass
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about 1 month ago
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Northernlion's stream of this was an all-timer
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about 1 month ago
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Found out via
Battle.net
that a former coworker has got married
about 1 month ago
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For
@zulliethewitch.bsky.social
's streams, she has often superimposed her image over old thumnails for humor, e.g. "Everyone hates this stupid horse ->", but I saw some thumbnails from
@theb1m.bsky.social
that really made me chuckle thinking about them having the same treatment.
about 1 month ago
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this is not funny, they (kennedys) only do this when they're in extreme distress
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about 1 month ago
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My manager used Giphy to post a gif from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend in Slack and I'm trying to figure out if that was deliberate or coincidental
about 1 month ago
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Jay Willis
about 1 month ago
"Donald Trump filed a fake lawsuit against his own government so that that he could 'settle' it and give $2 billion in taxpayer dollars to reward January 6 rioters" is the kind of story that makes you sound unhinged if you say it out loud, but is also 100 percent accurate
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The Trump DOJ’s Latest Stunt Is Using Your Tax Dollars to Make January 6 Rioters Rich
The president designed his settlement with the IRS to do something he could not otherwise accomplish—and to shield his actions from meaningful oversight.
https://ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics/trump-irs-settlement-enrich-january-6-rioters/
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Student loan forgiveness because the government is boosting AI which threatens the jobs they told people to go to college to get.
about 1 month ago
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@hankgreen.bsky.social
if we have teeth problems because our foods are too soft and we don't chew enough which makes our jaws smaller then should we be chewing gum more?
about 1 month ago
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I'm rereading The Two Towers along with Shelved by Genre (
@rangedtouch.bsky.social
) and in last night's reading I read the word "dingle" (a small wooded valley) approximately 1 million times and it was never not funny "They entered the dingle" "The light shone through the dingle" "In the dingle..."
about 2 months ago
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I played Magic The Gathering for the first time in 22 years last night because my work did a draft of the new set and I said "Why not" and I did surprisingly well. Though I suspect my hearthstone and in particular the hearthstone arenas I've done really really helped.
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much like your posting
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I can tell my manager is using AI to write communications because there's a lot more typesetting and formatting than there used to be
about 2 months ago
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I've been playing Saros and have been really enjoying the difficult decisions it asks you to make, such as whether you'd like the power to "Super Load" or to "Absorb Load"
about 2 months ago
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@patrickklepek.bsky.social
@remapradio.bsky.social
if I could nominate a theme song for the Baby Steps streams:
music.youtube.com/watch?v=aWQB...
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Way to Fall
YouTube video by Starsailor - Topic
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=aWQBOsKHqpM&si=auFkfNj9X73fuMrB
about 2 months ago
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When I die, change the access other people have on my Google Docs from Commenter to Editor
2 months ago
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How many artists out there are thinking "If I can draw a horny enough group of characters someone will hire me for a gacha game"
2 months ago
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Watching Adventuring Academy and I'm trying to figure out if Oscar deliberately or accidentally paraphrased something Tom Bombadil says.
@dropout.tv
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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Siblings or Dating? Waldo and Wenda
2 months ago
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How will I read the item descriptions in the Elden Ring movie?
2 months ago
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So the Bluesky team is using AI to work on the site but I can't name a single feature they've added in a long time
3 months ago
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