What a great week to be getting on a cruise ship and have very little internet access

My toddler said we couldn't be best friends anymore because I talk to her and that makes her mad.

I took down our pride flag to make room for Halloween decorations and our daughter picked it up and said "Oooooh, spooky!"

My daughter put a little bucket on her head and kept saying "I'm the hat man" then was saying things were "for the hat man" and then unprompted said "I saw a ghost"

None of this AI shit would be happening if you all had posted this on Facebook like we told you to

Nothing better than your toddler saying "I pooped" as soon as you get home from work.

Full commitment when playing dentist

My daughter is only 2 years old and she's already mad her (play) phone doesn't fit in her pocket

Right on, neighbor.

So he's like DEPRESSED depressed

We had to say goodbye to our beloved cat Fred this morning. We had him for 14 and a half years. He was the best boy and his presence will be greatly missed in our house.

Working for a tech startup means when you get fired it'll be in a conference room that looks like this

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #528,389!

Even if we didn't have oil in the real world if I were reading a fantasy book and the whole world was dependent on a thick black liquid that came form deep within the earth I would know that's gonna become a problem

Her neck fully craned, body twisted, reaching her arm back behind her to grab more penne noodles to stick in her mouth. Iconic. I love her

The problem with taking your toddler out to eat isn't just the general chaos. It's that they stare directly at the table you're trying to eavesdrop on.

When Kamala gets announced as the new candidate

Fred made it through his surgery yesterday. His tests look better already. They're keeping him another night to babysit him.

My baby is having surgery today. Please send him all the love.

It's Henry's birthday! 🎂 Happy birthday to the best partner/dad.

Henry: We also got twizzlers if you want any. My 15 year old cousin: That's an old person's candy. Me: ....but it's pull n peel....

One of my presents this year was the new tiny plant Lego set and I loved making it.

Don't worry though, I passed at least three cupcake vending machines.

I went all the way to the other end of the airport to the one parent vending machine and no bottles in it. No space for bottles. Basically everything I saw in the regular shops plus Legos, pacifiers, and food pouches/snacks. How do they not even have a bottle?!

Flying with the baby for the first time and completely forgot to pack any bottles. I can't find anywhere in the airport to buy one. I'm about to lose it.

a thousand rooms deep in my “things my tax dollars pay for” mind palace, I pull a dusty book off a vast shelf, flip to an empty page and jot down “IDF podcast”

I was finally getting my upper wisdom teeth removed but one is fused to the (jaw?) bone and cracked the tooth next to it. My mouth hurts and I have to go to an oral surgeon on Thursday.

It's been a rough one folks. My baby has a cold and has been sick all week. I almost had to have emergency dental surgery this afternoon. I had to drive a way that I don't like. We're all going through it today.

Made some progress on the Bean's Halloween costume

Oops

The Bean is getting so big!