I hope you all enjoy this artwork from Commodore 64 game Techno Cop as much as I do.

There's nowt worse than being attacked by phantom karate devils.

Visited my mum in the hospital after she's had heart surgery, and my brother's trying to manipulate her heart rate monitor by showing her photos of his very handsome flatmate.

God damn this guy loves caves.

Monster art from DOS RPG Escape From Hell, which appropriately enough looks sick as hell.

Mmm, yes, I see.

Today's painting: "Mistakes," acrylic on paper, A3.

King Arthur with a brutal burn on the less famous Knights of the Round Table:

When I get attacked by a condor:

What a way to go, taken out by a chokehold from Sir Clive Sinclair.

New alternative phrase for "log on" identified.

Today's painting: "The Carny," acrylic on paper, A3.

Bawoo Werewolves of Gundam

Today's linoprint: "Vampire", A4. Trying for an "80s RPG rulebook" kind of thing.

That's me.

"You know what they call a rocket launcher in Paris?"

The three stages of life: Breakdancing, Clowning, The Grave.

Friends got me some Gunpla for my birthday, including this little dorkus. He is my precious child and I love him.

Yeah, I reckon that's the expression I'd make if I saw that scene too.

It's 2001 and I can't decide which game logo I want on my Nokia 3310.

Today's painting: "Return," acrylic on paper, A3.

"Grrr," says Ardok.

Yes, that's also what I call my trousers.

Self-portrait after getting most of my hair shaved off at the weekend

You know how the 3DO version of Doom was going to have FMV cutscenes? Here's someone wearing the demon costume for those FMVs, throttling a chap while wearing a snazzy 3DO branded vest.

Today's painting practise

Footage of me being asked a question on a work call at 4:55pm.

Bringing potential romantic partners back home to show them the Sonic the Hedgehog decor.

Today's painting: "Witches," acrylic on paper, A3.

Does anyone know if Pinhead and his fellow cenobites take suggestions? Because I just stubbed my toe while eating a Creme Egg and I'd definitely describe it as pain and pleasure, indivisible.

BMX on the moon. How did it get there.

This is who the Rolling Stones were singing about.

Half past six in the Religion Room. The skulls are restless.

Today's painting: "Monstera," acrylic on paper, A3.

Now that's a proper computer game cover, no messing.

Alright, alright, I won't play your game, christ. It's clearly not worth the risk.

Today's painting: "Hillsborough", acrylic on paper, A3.

Donkey Kong and his accomplice Diddy have been eliminated. Their pelts will be preserved for zoological science.

Today's painting: "Jester", acrylic on wallpaper, 45cm x 45cm(ish).

Well I'm sold, I'll take ten.

Got a few days off work, so it's time to fire up Nioh 3 and sing "Ni-oh, Ni-i-i-oh, I want some Nioh and I want it now" like the old Trio adverts.

Speedpainting on some old wallpaper someone dumped in the hallway of my flats, like, three years ago.

"We need a cool and exciting name for our new computer game about a cybernetic warrior... wait! I've got it!"

Apparently the answer is "throw an eagle at a picture of Marilyn Monroe."

Okay, Data Store of Bromley, you've got my business.