good morning. i love blood and saying that those eho have mildly inconvenienced me should be shot, such as perhaps with the arm-mounted grenade launchers of the msz-006 zeta gundam.

did you know that Stalin smoked good and robbed banks and funded a revolution and fucked hard and wait why is everyone cheering

pulling my face out of my girlfriend's armpit and teaching myself to slipstream

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE LADIES

The funniest aspect is that it is between two quotes from guys that love their family

its bo time

I never had the autistic thing about steam engines but then I went to a Steam Fair & they had a bailer powered by a steam traction engine, & watching them back the traction engine up, hook it up to the bailer, & the whole apparatus begin to work... I felt something *activate*

despite the name 'sam altman' hes actually not particularly alt at all

good morning internet friends and internet strangers. if you have precise parry timing you dont actually need a condom

my love of learning was born on the day i watched a man with a beret and a moustacge try to try to actually shoot a fish in a barrel

every fucking year i try to push down all the hateful spiteful memories of all the shit shes done to be a good fucking daufgter for just one day in thanks for whatever scarce good shes done even though she makesit obvious she only ever wanted a good son and every fucking time it blows up in my face

another birthday ruined

i miss being around people i enjoy

i can't be autistic i have a meta-spreadsheet that proves wanting to call blanchard daddy is agp

whatever man i dont even care anymore [[resolves green suns zenith for 0]]

my problem is that when someone asks what ur doing saying 'eating instant noodles in my underwear' sounda kinda pathetic but really its my ideal condition of existence

really really glad my day off didnt end up being 85f again

asking girls on the internet if they'd rather get dommed by Glados or Shodan

im such a posterhon melmaxxer

Model: Ogre Debut: Titanfall Year: 2014 Designers: the artists at Respawn

logically i know im doing my injections correctly buy i cant help but br afraid im fucking it up somehow and its not working

good morning internet friends and internet strangers. this is my 100th one of these.

Recon takes her apart limb by limb from 800 feet away and leaves her to bleed out in the swamp. They don’t touch each other once. Thermal scope only. Both cum.

cw: transphobia, suicide my best friend is dead — reupload, 2023 (1/2)

fish time

the one exception to my 'i dont consume media where the joke is that they all suck' tule is arrested development

does anyone want to play hunter the reckoning with me

i didnt die

it is October 2027. A new established media setting has been ported to 5e. two of the classes and five of the feats completely shatter the game balance. everyone re-rolls their characters to be Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center Night Shift Nurses.

'hey we need to get rid of this whale any ideas' 'yeah for sure btw do you know anyone that has a lead on f o u r h u n d r e d a n d f i f t y k i l o s o f d y n a m i t e'

OH and @nadia.kindgirls.online gets all my leftover hormones and supplies, conditional that she gives them away to ppl who can use them

if i die @gabutyraprime.bsky.social gets my magic cards, @squiddskipp.bsky.social gets my computer, @myxolydian.lol gets my ikea shark and whatevers in my bank account, and the rest of my possessions shall e distributed by way of trial by combat

girl who is operating power equipment on 2 packs of dunkaroos and a white monster

fathers day always sucked for me as a kid cause i got lesbian parents, so in elementary school I'd need to make 3 mother's day things, and then they wouldn't let me sit out for fathers day so i had to make something for one of my mom's anyways

34 YEAR OLD WOMAN AT ANIME CON HOTEL PARTY: you sound pretty passionate about that jax character. you know, when i was your age we had similar arguments about a different character, we called it "vriscourse" 22 YEAR OLD WOMAN WHO DIDN'T KNOW SOJU WAS THAT STRONG: could yuo push me down the stairs,,

my favorite bunny's favorite bunny....

some of it has shaken off since i took this pic but it still really aint great

maybe i should clean up my boots they still have cement dust and grime all over them

'i want to play a 5e game' 'yes....' 'set in the modern day in this very city' 'yessss.....' 'where a central aspect is players having to conceal their magic nature from normal people' 'YESSS' 'in the face of a force characterized by unnatural hunger' 'YYYYEEEEESSSSSSSS!' 'its DnD' 'nO!'

yiu cant just put vtm in 5e thats not how it works. thats like saying you want to play malifaux in 40k or magoc the gathering with a poker deck. those are two different games.

The world is organized around protecting men from accountability and protecting D&D players from learning a better game

on a very related note does anyone wanna buy some 5e rulebooks

can these boomers stop FUCKING TOUCHING ME

love when a customer comes in complaining that the sharkbite fittings they bought arent working and when i ask abt the pipe they're trying to hook it up to says 'oh i have the pipe right here' and produces a 3-foot length of copper that seems to have been beaten repeatedy with a sledge

update: girl who is definitely sick

good morning internet friends and internet strangers i think i might be sick

i only even have it now because a friend decided to be nice to me, i need to find a permanent solution