touch starved 🪶

we rly let the worlds most swagless dickheads tell us what to do

no one listens to kraftwerk and thinks "someday i'm gonna fuck kraftwerk"

monster train is a really good game because it understands that the coolest form of transit is trains and the coolest form of metaphysical creature is monsters

when you wake up that's morning, even if it isn't. when you sleep counts as night, even if it's morning. i've fixed your sleep schedule! yw 👍

Jucika Prepares for the Ball (Sound design by hypnadot on NG)

Moot point because all of Orwell’s books were the same garbage anyway “Oh I hate communism for no reason and I’m so sad about how I had to work for the imperial police in India because my uncle got me the job”

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My thoughts are all born via c-section

yes we do 🥰🥰

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you should be able to turn off bookmarking on your posts

mouse girl

they call it amtrak 'cause it goes on am track

Happy ACAB day to all who celebrate <3

happy saturday from me & my bush

toffee chocolate chip cookies

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Trans women don’t have a biological advantage at pool but we do have a biological advantage at being sexy and that’s what fuels me being good at pool

It’s like a passable CTA announcer voice I think lmao

So I need to pay $1,000 in the next 4 days for postoperative care that they didn't tell me had an associated fee or they're going to cancel on me

I wanna climb rozb0t like a tree

It’s really cool how a cis girl cosplayer can make good money on OnlyFans in lingerie but trans girls need hardcore fucking in order to even get looked at

what did i saaayy

Good enough at pool to pretty convincingly school cis people at it now so that’s fun

I’m so tired of queers who have never been to Texas basically writing off the lives of Texas queers as expendable and worthless

Hey there world! We've been working hard behind the scenes, but our seeds need sunlight to bloom, and so it's time we officially step out into the world!

no way

george w bush fox: its fucken wmd out

ok so your girl is STILL unemployed & absolutely NOT going to make rent this month without help. i was hoping the last time i asked for assistance would be... uh, the last, but i'm asking once again for a little help if u can spare it. counter in the display name style thrillow on venmo & cashapp 🖤

Thanks attorney for not asking for proof of Illinois residency considering my ID is not from Illinois thanks for not thinking of that so now I have another court date in January Really cool stuff

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

squeak peek

Something that I think people just coming to polyamory need to be told more often is that not everything is an internal issue that you need to just journal about. Sometimes your partner, your meta, or both, are actually just being shitty to you

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Legitimately Clair Obscur being allowed to take GOTY and Best Indie should not have been the case. Like fuck it took Best Debut Indie too, they just saw it in any category but one and blacked out

Silksong should have taken more than one fucking award last night

Supergirl 2026 has Kara learning to be a big sister so it’s gonna be the only movie I care about for the rest of time

tiki

“You know, it’s really dumb to keep this right next to the cereal. … In fact, I don’t know why we even keep this stuff around in the first place.”

Winning a fight in Silksong is conducting a symphony. It is performing a poem where no syllable comma or breath is out of place. It is a bonsai manicured beyond the limits of human comprehension. For it to lose best action game to “win a bunch of slot machines and press buttons fast” is insane

M y girlfriends are the. Best at compersion. Maybe in the entire world

i hope you dream of me 💋♥️

I can’t live in NYC or LA cuz if I saw someone doing a man on the street type tik tok I would punch them involuntarily I think